AN: Well... I'm back!!!! It turns out... That I found out that some teachers allow students to take re-takes for tests. Sooo, this is my re-take!

Oh, and Kris Whitlock Hale Cullen, Liah is used here! Breifly, but she will appear more! I promise!

Sooo, yeah. Don't kill me! Be happy! Matsu and I are finishing this TOGETHER!


"Matt!!" Mello whined.

Matt sighed, "Noo! For the last time. The dress does not make you look fat!"

"Are you sure? Cause I feel faaattt!!!" Mello cried.

"I give up..." Matt grumbled.

B giggled mischievously as Matt and Mello walked up to them.

"B, how do I look in this dress?" Mello asked, totally ignoring the mumbling Matt walking behind him.

B paused for a long 6 seconds, pursing his lips.

"I don't know Mello... You look rather... Hmm.. How should I put this... 'Plump'." B said with a smirk.

"Hey guys, what are you talking about?" Light asked as him and L walked up to Matt, Near, B, and a tearful Mello.

"Well, I was just telling Mello how obese he looks in his dress" B said, his smirk turning into a big smile, showing his blindingly white teeth.

"AAARRGH!" Mello cracked, punching B right in the kisser. Only a few people were startled... Does this sort of thing happen that often? L and Near went to go help B, who was rubbing his cheek, but his smirk was still in place.

"I do NOT look fat!!" Mello screamed angrily.

"Then why do you keep asking everybody if you're so confident about yourself?" B asked, his right eyebrow rising.

"........Shut up." Mello muttered, blushing. He plopped down on a chair and sighed, defeated. He knew B was right... In his own, twisted way.

"Hehe." B laughed, getting up and dusting off his clothes.

"Beyond-kun, are you okay?" Near asked his previously fallen boyfriend.

"It hurts... kiss it better?" B pouted. Near blushed but kissed his boyfriend's cheek nonetheless.

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"Whaattt?! Raito-senpai is with that ugly nerd?!" some random girl who will probably be thrown off a building shrieked.

"Mello-senpai is with the ugly techy nerd with the ugly goggles?! I thought they were just friends!" another one, who will get thrown in a pit of snakes later, exclaimed.

"You guys are soo stupid!" Liah yelled at them, "Let them be!OOHH!! COOKIES!!!"

"Yeah! L is not a nerd, and Matt is... wait... he is... BUT HIS GOGGLES ARE SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! Besides, they look delicious tonight!" Xavier cried.

"Whaaa?! We lost Xavier-kun too?!" his fangirls sobbed.

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"I-I'm not an ugly nerd, am I?" L asked Raito quietly.

"What?! Of course not, Panda-chan!" Raito reassured as he and L danced to Memories.

Meanwhile, with Matt and Mello...

They were in some corner, surrounded by fangirls and rabid Mello groupies.

"How could you leave us, Mello-senpai?!" Mellos fangirls cried.

"..."

No answer from Mello.

"M-Mello... if I die tonight... I swear to Kami... I love you..." Matt told Mello.

"Don't say that, Matt. You are not going to die!" Mello reassured his love.

"Kyaa! That was so cute!" Ri squealed.

"Listen up, Bitches! If you hurt Matt-senpai, or Mello-senpai, I will kill you all with a spork!" Loli warned the Mello obsessed girls...and some boys, as she pulled out a spork out of nowhere.

"Ooh! Shiney!" Ri cried.

"Ri... here's a shiney shiney penny. Leave the spork al-" Rose was cut off as she saw what Ri had in her hand.

"Raven! You gave her a knife?!" Rose cried.

"Yes...." Raven mumbled as she polished a hand gun, "We need weapons to protect Matt and Mella...er... Mello."

"A spork is better though!" Loli cried.

"Nu-uh! A shiny knife is!!!" Ri cried. Loli looked at Ri, then with an innocent expression, started poking Ri in the arm with her spork. Ri, with an equally innocent expression started poking a girl about to hurt Matt with her shiny knife.

"bitch! YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY KNIFE!" Ri cried as the girl left the human world, "Oh... She did it!" Ri pointed at Mayna.

"W-What the fuck?" Mello mumbled at the display in front of him. Mayna was trying to hurt Ri, while Ri dodged every hit and started telling, "Yo Mama" jokes.

-20 minutes later-

"Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to the beach, kids ran around her, yelling, 'FREE WILLY! FREE WILLY!'" Ri finished as Mayna collapsed, tired from trying to kick Ri's ass.

"F-for th-the l-last t-time yo-you little b-bitch! M-my m-mom is n-not f-f-fat!" Mayna exclaimed as she passed out.

"In moments like these, you have to wonder where the teachers are..." Ri and Rose mumbled while Loli poked the dead body and Mayna with sporks. At having seen what had happened, everyone, but the fangirls, left the area.

Raven, however, was throwing the first girl to say anything from the tallest building she could find, and the other one into a pit of poisonous snakes.

"HELLPP MMMEEEE!!" the girl in the pit of snakes cried.

"Hmm... Oooh! Shiney!!" Raven cried as she found a bottle cap.


AN: Like it? Review with your thoughts please!!!

Please????

Ri: Do it or Loli will kill you with her SPORK OF DOOOMMM!!!

~Ri