A/N: Wow, chapter ten...that's a personal record! YAY!
I don't really know is Ianto has a neighbour, but I thought it would be fun.
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Without Further ado-
Further Ado- There is none.
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Chapter Ten: The Woman Next Door

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Jack squirmed.

He was on his back with his arms holding his legs in a twisted and painful fetal position.

He made a mental note that Ianto needed a new coat with bigger pockets.

Hopefully though, he wouldn't have to act on that.

The top of the pocket opened up.

"Stop that, people are going to notice." Ianto whispered. Jack sighed and nodded.

Ianto continued down the hall of his apartment building.

"Ianto, were you just talking to your pocket?" The man turned to see a woman in her mid twenties with dark red hair done up in a pony tail staring at him. He cursed quietly.

"No Andrea, I was on my…blue tooth and my co-worker asked me if…I had her car keys." He lied. "Nice girl but drinks a little too much."

Andrea Lewis raised an eyebrow skeptically, then walked pass Ianto and into her apartment. He let out a breath he hadn't noticed he'd been holding.

Quickly, he opened his own door and slid in. He reached into his pocket and pulled Jack out.

"You've got to stop that." He said. Jack squirmed again.

"Who's Andrea?" He asked as he tried to get out of Ianto's grip.

"My neighbor, she's a little suspicious of me because of my odd work hours."

"Really? I don't think we're together that late…"

Iantosmiled slightly. "Just don't squirm around her and we can save some Recton." The Tea-boy said as he placed the Capitan on a small table.

Ianto turned and wandered into the kitchen, Jack looked over the side of the table. It wasn't too far of a drop.

Just as he was about to jump down, Ianto came out of the kitchen. He grabbed Jack around the waist and held him up to eye level.

"Nice try."