Drabble Rating: K+
Status: 10/26
Word Count: 380 words
Pairings: Roy/Ed
Characters: Elysia, Maes, Roy, Ed, Riza, Havoc
Theme: Theme 10: Journalism
Disclaimer: I don't own.

"So, is it true that you work directly for Fürher Roy Mustang?" Elysia asked while holding a pencil to a pad of paper, looking very serious for a young girl just beginning fourth grade.

It was career week at the school, and she took up the occupation as journalist and was to interview an alchemist and if she was lucky enough, the Fürher himself (which Roy would gladly oblige to help her with, as long as it got him away from having to put up with Riza who was still stalking him for never finishing up the paperwork he was assigned back when he was a Colonel).

Her father, hearing upon her choice of work, was ecstatic. And he had no trouble in showing it either.

"Yes, is it true? Is it true? Huh? Huh?" Maes bounced up and down on the chair.

Havoc, Riza, and Roy, who were sitting at a table, all rolled their eyes, yet continued to watch the 'interview'.

"Daddy! Hush! Let me do this!" Elysia growled, but then turned back to her victim and smiled sweetly.

"Er, yeah—" Her victim was none other than Edward Elric, who fidgeted in his chair anxiously. "Uh, I got stuff to do, can I—"

"Not yet, I have a couple questions more. It won't take long, honest." She scribbled something down and smiled again at him. "Okay, next question: What was your role in the military?"

"I was a State Alchemist. I served under Mustang, who was also did the funding for my research." He looked over to Roy who was taking a sip of coffee while giving him the 'thumbs up'.

She nodded approvingly. "Okay, I guess this'll be the last question. Is it true that you are in an intimate relationship with Fürher Mustang?"

Coffee spewed across the table, stunning both Riza and Havoc, and Edward gaped at the girl. "Where did you—"

"ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION MR. ELRIC!" She bellowed.

"Yes!" Ed blurted and hid under the desk.

The raging girl instantly turned sweet and jotted down some more notes before rising. She smiled innocently at him. "Thank you, Mr. Elric. That will be all. Come along, daddy."

She walked out the door humming contently without even noticing that her dad had fainted.

End