((sorry, I got a little off track with all the stories I'm writing. But, I'm back on, and here's the next chapter. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh GX or anything other corporation. This chapter gives a little stupid humor, and some explanations on how Haou will take over. Note that the dodgeball idea, may not work in reality. If someone would test that, I would lol.))
"Jaden? What the heck!" Alexis rubbed her head and stood up, waiting for an explanation.
"I'm sorry I slapped you. But, you've got to hide me." Jaden pleaded, getting down on his knees. Suddenly, an episode of Looney Tunes Alexis had seen the night before flashed through her head.
Yes! A little payback. Alexis thought as she dragged Jaden to the elevators. She pushed open the emergency door on top and told Jaden to get up there. Then, just to scare him, decided to go down to the ground floor.
"Was that really necessary?" asked a very scared Jaden.
"They might look there. Hm...quick! In here!" Alexis shoved Jaden into the weight room, pinning him under a large weight.
"Can't...breathe..." Jaden gasped
"You're right, it is too obvious. I know!" Alexis got the weight off of him and pulled him to the laundry room, shoving him in to a large bin of dirty sheets.
"Help...me..." Jaden coughed, the stench of week old hotel sheets getting to him. Alexis grabbed a sheet and pulled Jaden out.
"You're right! They'd look here too. I know!" They went down the hall, to the ice machine, and stuck Jaden's head in there. She threw the sheet over him, and stood nonchalantly in a corner, trying to think of what other places there could be to stuff him in. Then, something struck her. Well, first an idea, then an icecube.
"Jaden, why do you need somewhere to hi-Ow!"
"ICE CUBE FIGHT!" Jaden laughed, throwing the hard ice cubes at her. She managed to dodge most of them, then ran down the hall and back into Jaden's room. Blair was sitting on the heart shaped bed, lazily munching on some Nerds, while Zane was spinning a Nerds Rope around in the air, waiting for a few of the hard candies to fly off and hit something.
"What the heck is going on?" Alexis asked. Right after that, Jaden hug, well, more like tackled her onto the bed. Jaden pulled his tongue out of his mouth and cleared his throat
"I've god a hostades! Dive me the canthy or the gurl gets id!" Jaden yelled, moving his tongue next to Alexis's ear.
"What?" Blair and Alexis asked.
"He said 'I've got a hostage. Give me the candy or the girl gets it.'" Zane explained, then, just to tease Jaden, put the entire Nerd's Rope down into his mouth and swallowed it whole. Jaden sat there for a moment, then started to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Zane asked, reaching for another piece of candy from the bag at his feet.
"You're deep throating candy!" Jaden laughed, letting go of Alexis and rolling around laughing. Well, until he saw the bag of candy. Then, he stopped laughing at the worst moment and fell off the bed. Alexis and Blair looked at each other, then backed away from Jaden and onto the other side of the bed.
"Oh yeah. Giggity, girls in a bed. I'm putting that on youtube." Jaden bobbed his head. You know the pill wore off back in the elevator, right? Haou's voice echoed through his head. We know that, but Alexis was really mean to me, putting my head in the freezer. Just going to mess with them a bit before I 'pass out'. He replied, smiling like an idiot.
"What's so funny?" Zane asked, his eyes narrowing.
"I'm going to plan two weddings! One for you and Willy Wonka, and one for the honeymooners."
"Wait, what?" Zane blinked, trying to figure it out. Then, he noticed Jaden looking over at the bed, then back to the bag of candy, then the bed.
"Honeymooners?" Alexis asked, trying to determine which of their friends were gay and getting married.
"Yeah. Cuz, everyone likes yuri." Jaden then fell backwards and hit his head on the wall, a calculated movement, and faded back into blackness. Like the song Airplanes.
"Oh my gosh! What did you do to him?" Alexis asked, pushing Blair away from her.
"Me? What did you do to him?" Blair asked, pushing back. In a moment they were fighting on the bed, shirts ripping, skirts rising up slightly.
"Yu-" Zane stopped in the middle of the sentence and took his phone out of his pocket, turning on the video camera feature and began recording Alexis and Blair on the bed. Three days later, it appeared on Youtube under the adult content warning.
"That was nice." Yubel laughed as Jaden joined them in unconciousness.
"I know. I hope Zane has enough sense to record that. It'll be fun to review some day." Jaden laughed with them.
"Too bad you won't live long enough to see it again." Haou sighed, wiping a fake tear from his eye.
"Wait. If I die, don't you die as well?" Jaden asked, straightening up immediately.
"Well, no. Think of it like this. Your soul is tied to your body, mainly your brain. When you die, your soul leaves, unless it has a good, hard reason to stay, and goes to whatever you want to believe comes after. But, if you have a reason to stay, such as you are a reincarnate or a past soul, then you can stay in the brain and share it with the main soul. You would be my reincarnate, considering we have the same body and everything. But, Yubel here, is tied to me, and as such is a past soul. When you die, I can take your body. Then, we can find your lovers body, and, because she loved you, she loved me, and Yubel loves me, can send Yubel into her body." Haou explained gently. He raised his hand and a table and chairs appeared
"So...your trying to kill me, to let you live, in my dead body? Well, what if I decide to die by injuring myself so much, that my body becomes unusable?" Jaden sat down in the chair across from the other, waiting for another explanation. Yubel disappeared in his mind, leaving behind a small eye.
"We won't let that happen. You see, the control I have over you now, is enough to control your subconcious thoughts, considering that is where I am. But, I can not change the subconcious, unless granted permission, sort of like hypnosis."
"That means that, if I do reach a point where I am ready to give in, you will go in there and do something simple, like tell me not to breath."
"Correct. You are learning your spiritual sciences quickly." Haou nodded, making a plate of steak and mashed potatoes appear next to a soda on the table.
"Poisoned?"
"No. You've been out for about an hour now. Thought you might be hungry. Your body is of no use to me if the muscles are too weak to move." Haou threw a fork and knife through the air, embedding themselves in the chair next to Jaden's head. Jaden nonchalantly pulled them off, wiped them on his napkin, and began eating. After he finished eating, he did not wake yet. He got bored, and began to mimic Haou's movements as he made things appear. After a few tries, he felt something, but then it settled back down.
"Stop. You're going to drive yourself insane. Before we do, that is." Yubel's voice called out.
"Where did you go, anyway?" Jaden asked, standing up and walking to Haou.
"I'll have to simplify it. Basically, I'm taking a nap." Yubel yawned, then there was silence again. Haou looked over at Jaden and raised his hand, making a large rubber ball appear.
"What's this for?" Jaden asked, sure it was a bomb.
"You've been out for three hours now." Haou picked up the ball and threw it as walls appeared around them, making the ball bounce to Jaden.
"Wow. It's like when you're sleeping and time goes faster." Jaden threw it against the wall, making it bounce towards Haou.
"Yes. I think you're going to wake in about...three more hours. Usually, you'd be back up in two, but moving freely in your subconcious and talking the beings there takes some energy out of a person. What would you like to do?" Haou twirled the ball on his finger. It changed to a baseball, a football, a soccer ball, a hockey puck, a tennis ball, a billiards ball, a volley ball, and then a bowling ball. The bowling ball dropped off of Haou's finger, hitting his foot and making his yell in pain.
"I guess bowling's out." Jaden laughed. A moment later, a ball of what appeared to be goo hit him in the face.
"Since you appear to like candy so much, let's play Dodgeball, with Sweetart Squeeze." Haou smiled, snapping his fingers. The floor flooded with the goo, the colors mixing and matching to form odd flavors. A moment later, a thick layer of Hubba Bubba gel piled on top of it.
"What's the Squeeze Pop for for?"
"Well, if we just did Sweetart Squeeze, the balls would fall apart in the air. But, if you make a ball, then put the Hubba Bubba Squeeze pop as an outer layer, it should stay together." Haou quickly formed a ball to show him. A moment later, five Elemental Hero Neos appeared on each side of the room, standing in front of the Haou or Jaden.
"And, what are they here for?"
"One on one dodgeball just isn't fun. Oh, by the way, you're going to want to duck." Haou threw a ball at him, only to have his five Neos throw balls at him as well. One of Jaden's Neos stepped in front of him, taking the balls head on. He turned around, covered in goo. Jaden was about to return fire, when he woke up.
"Great. There goes all that candy." He grumbled as his eyes focused in on objects around him.