My back hurts…
K.F.-(busy typing and drinking soda that has been given to me by various people) yes yes. Thank you. (types more)
Alba-SHE OWNS NOTHING (pats K.F's head to get the sweat off then holds out another can of Pepsi)
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Chapter: Grandpa
My back hurts…
My butt hurts…
My PRIDE HURTS!!
'Well it should after that show you illustrated for us this morning'
I had to take a second and breath. I really didn't' want to scream out loud so taking a break to think about different things helped me out. My parents, school, my new friends. The burning of the cafeteria which means parties for about a month, I mean how much better can you get then that. And then of course… (growls) Kai.
So thinking about all of these things, I close my eyes and venture deep into my mind, I picture the ass whole that interrupted me, even if I can't see him, I know he's there by the green fog right in front of me.
'Can't a guy have a brake in his OWN TUB'
'Um…no…besides…this is the other guys tub. You know the one…yeah… The guy that kicked your ass and had you on your knees with one hit?'
He burst into laughter and this merely made e grind my teeth a LITTLE bit. And yet and still…he laughed and laughed and laughed…and then the thought of chopping of my head came into play just to dig my hand in and rip him out of it.
Feeling the ass cower back in fear, I sit back in my nice hot tub and relax. The other voices promised to give me sometime to myself so I can "Lick My Wounds" as Dran so nicely put it.
Snorting lightly, I sink further into the water and puff up my cheeks. Just thinking about earlier makes my blood boil…
((Flashback))
Sitting, cold, wet, tired from that long walk from school to my grandpa's house and here I am. Sitting in a koifish pond.
Just great, that is JUST FREAKEN GREAT!
I look up to see my attacker but it's too late. A flash of something is only about a centimeter from my nose, comes down ready to CHOP OFF MY HEAD!! I duck and see if I can swim away.
'Ah yes, the brilliant one wants to swim in a 2 feet deep pool, if I had hands I would clap'
'SHUT UP THIS IS NO TIME!! CAN'T YOU SEE THY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME?!'
'They're? There are no they. It's only one person if you would stop being a scary human and look.'
Unable to scream and attack Drig I just keep running through the water. Jumping out and slipping on one of the large rocks I begin to fall back down. While screaming to all hell, I turn and look wanting to see if my life flashes before my eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I see it again; but instead of looking at the weapon I look passed it at the hands holding it. While biting my lip, I jump up and make another run for it. Hopping over the rocks this time, I use my own body weight to propel myself forward. Instincts take over from here; I feel a slight buzzing feeling on my skin…
The cleansing of my mind…
Landing on the floor on all four, I do a triple back flip into the bamboo's not to far away. Turning with my hand positioned for a chopping motion, I cut right through the tough hollow truck of it…and my hands…they burn….but it feels so good…so right.
My fingers twitch before I hold up the stick, blocking the up coming attack. Slashing it to the side, I turn sideways quickly following the attack through. Pushing my opponent's weapon and forcing him to spin. Hearing his dizziness by the slight groans he makes I turn pointing the bamboo at him.
My eyes narrowed…a light calm all over me.
Prepared to show mercy to him… for the fact that I do not kill, but then every ounce of braveness leaves my body. My eyes widen once again and that nice little high I had been on vanishes out of my body. Stepping back on shaky legs I look at the old may in front of me. Gray-brownish hair, a long samurai type beard and mustache, brown eyes, just like my fathers, and clothes that look as if he should have been in feudal Japan…or…a dojo leader.
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BAM!!
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((End Of Flashback))
I didn't even see it coming…
Blowing bubbles in the tub I hear a loud bagging at the door
"HURRY UP OUTA THERE T-MAN!! YOU'VE GOT'S LOTS OF TRANING TO DO!!"
I groan and sink under further. I get hit once and we have to go through out every step so I can get "back up to speed"
….this is going to suck…
'it's your own damn fault. I gave you enough power to take down that old man an-'
'HE'S MY GRANDPA!!'
Yeah…you better cower...
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K.F-(pants lightly and hits my head on the computer table)
Naruto-(runs in laughing) IT'S MY TURN IT'S MY TURN!!
K.F.-(groans)
Sasuke-(walks in all majestic like) actually…the fic is about me.
K.F.-(groans louder)
Naruto-(turns and glares at sasuke) sasuke-teme, the whole damn serious is about me.
Sasuke-(raises his eyebrow and then scuffs with his arms folded, he turns his head away from naruto) and yet the next updated fic is all about me.
K.F-(grumbles)
Naruto-(growls and gets into Sasukes face) DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OLD SCHOOL?!
K.F.-(covers my ears)
Sasuke- old school? (laughs) how much old school could you go besides ninja's?
K.F.-(grinds my teeth)
Naruto and sasuke-(feels chakra pulsing and looks at K.F.)
K.F-(turns my crimson orbs to look at Sasuke and Naruto) Leave….Now….
Sasuke/Naruto-(uses substitution jutsus and vanish)
K.F.-(going demon) everyone…Review…these pics depend on it. (howls loudly and chases after sasuke and naruto)
Sasuke/Naruto- O.O OMG!!