I held Naruto's hand and walked into the dining room staring at everyone as they set up our thanksgiving dinner. "Can I ask you guys a question?" I asked as Naruto sat down at the table. Everyone but me sat down getting ready to eat.
"You can always ask us anything!" Tayuya grinned making Orochimaru smirk at me.
"I would be happy to answer any question that the young princess may have." He told me making me smile and prepare to ask the question.
"Where do babies come from?" I asked making everyone stare at me with their eyes wide. Naruto looked like he was hyperventilating.
"Don't ask that!" He shouted reminding me that he used to spend a lot of time with Sasuke.
"They come from Storks." Tayuya said making me look at her skeptically.
"Then why don't I ever see any? And why do women get fat before the kid shows up?" I inquired making Ukon and Sakon turn to me.
"The baby grows in the mother's stomach." They answered making me nod and smile getting the picture slightly.
"Well then how does the baby get there?" I continued. No one spoke for a moment then Kabuto looked up at me.
"The baby is teleported from Santa Claus." He informed me. My eyes got really big when I heard Santa's name.
"I hate that man." I growled remembering what he did to me last Christmas. This idea made much more sense though.
"How could you hate Santa Claus?!" Naruto cried looking hurt. I just looked at him blankly and shook my head.
"The present he gave me last year… it was so not funny." I grumbled glaring at the turkey in front of us.
"So are you satisfied with what we've told you?" Kidomaru asked. I nodded then and thought once more.
"What are you thinking about?" Jiroubou asked digging into the food already. I smiled at him then thought once more.
"So I guess babies have nothing to do with sex." I said making everyone sweat drop before rushing to their rooms. Jiroubou took all the food with him first of course.