So... I updated earlier than usual! I feel proud of myself, even though THIS is extremely short /: You guys enjoy though, I promise drama & James come back VERY soon O:
& at barcelona crow vampgirl, you are right! I did call Ethan, Nathan by accident. I type this very fast because I get limited time on the computer, but thank you for catching that :D & to clear it up Bella's brother's name is ETHAN, even if I accidentally call him NATHAN :D
Oh and I also noticed that when I spelled Garrett's name, I would spell it Garret, but the name is GARRETT, with two t's!
Thanks to all my other reviewers! I will admit, I sometimes go look at my review just to smile!(:
One more thing... people you need to review! I swear I got like 30 favorites & subscribtions buvery little reviews!
Can we please change that?
Once again, Thank You! Emmett P.O.V. (ehh, just to let you know what's going on in Papa Bear's head)
Ugh... I miss Bella. I miss Bella. I. MISS. BELLA.
Shit, I haven't even talked to her about much, like what's going on between us. Do we pick up where we left of? Do I ask her out on a date? Ahh, stupid Alice wouldn't tell me what's going to happen in the future! I know she knows, too! She was prancing around me singing 'I know something, you don't know!' over and over and over!
My mind keeps going back to James. That fucker. I'll kill him!
In a way, I'm glad he changed her, 'cause if he didn't I'd be stuck with Rosalie for the rest of eternity and I would have never known I had kids.
From what I've heard my son is a pretty cool kid, like me! I really want to meet Garrett.
Giselle though, my God! She's beautiful, but she's been too conflicted. My own daughter seems stuck-up to me. Ugh, when she was yelling at Bella in the forest I wanted to attack her! It's a good thing a tiny voice in the back of my mind said not to.
She and Jacob should get re-married and this time invite friends and family!
"ZZZZZ!", ugh. That stupid mutt! His snores were like thunder throughout the house!
Alice groaned softly, "This has been going on for 3 hours! When is that going to stop? Jazzy! Baby, please knock him out." she pouted at him. Alice was sitting on Jasper's lap, running her hands through his hair. Carlisle and Esme went hunting a few hours ago.
They've been acting like dicks too! Carlisle just doesn't seem to like Bella or Giselle. Esme's pissing me off too! She didn't defend her daughter, instead she tried to ground her. Even when we were human, grounding Bella was hard.
Edward went for a walk and Rosalie was upstairs doing who knows what!
I nodded, "Yeah, pleeeeaaaasse! Jasper! I'm about ready to go hold his nose!" I whined. Jasper chuckled a bit, "We'll see how much longer you guys can last,".
Alice growled at him, "Jasper! I'm about ready to crack!".
I nodded, "Yup. Whatever Alice says, I agree!". She looked at me and smiled micschievously, "Oh really? Then you also agree to go shopping with me tomorrow!".
My eyes widened, "Umm about snoring!" I cried, "You were right about the snoring!". She giggled and Jasper wrapped his arms around her.
Alice isn't shopping crazy, she just enjoys it a bit too much and she stays for hours!
"I wonder when Bella's coming back..." I thought, well I thought I thought that thought. (haha, did you guys get it?)
"Me too! She has amazing fashion sense! I wouldn't be surprised if she likes shopping as much as I do!", obviously that was Alice.
Jasper groaned, "She's gonna be taking my woman away from me, Emmett! You better keep her entertained!", he wagged his eyebrows. I coughed nervously, just for dramatic effect.
They both burst out laughing.
"Oh is poor Jasper threatened by my amazingly beautiful wife?" I teased him, sticking my tongue out at him. I knew the amazingly beautiful part got to him when he growled. He thought Alicewas the most gorgeous woman on Earth. She's opretty, but Bella will always up-stage her, well to me at least.
I laughed with Alice, but shuddered disgusted when she said, "Aww, I know you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world, Jazzy... BUT I would gladly bang Bella. She's just so hot!".
"Grrr..." wow, Jasper sure has issues. He growled! I can't believe it!
"See! You ARE threatened by Bella!" I sputtered, while laughing. He must've felt my amusement along with Alice's because her started laughing and smiling. His eyes told a different story though, he was annoyed.
Alice kissed him on the cheek and said, "I lovehow your gift makes you do things you don't want to!". He purred at her and snaked his arm around her tiny waist.
"OKAY! This is my time to gooooo!" I said, standing up and walking towards the door. Bears, watch out!
The lovebirds were kissing, but Alice moved her head to say, "No school this whole week after today!".
I was about to ask her why when she interupted, "A blizzard is going to cover everything and snow days all week.".
Nodding I said, "Got it.". Jasper whispered something to her and she giggled.
Looking up at the sky, I saw all the gray clouds and it was already sprinkling, I groaned, "Ugh.".
Bella's P.O.V. (it's about 5 a.m.)
Tanya and I were just about to sit in our First Class seats (the others were in coach), but a fat woman with brown curls sat in them instead. Seriously, what the hell?
She literally took up both of our seats! Tanya glared at her and cussed her out, "What the hell, woman? Who the fuck are you? Get off of our seats, bitch!". I rolled my eyes, but nodded towards the woman.
She huffed and spoke, "I'm Daisy Stanely. And I will not get out of these seats! It's going to be a few hours to get to Forks and I want to be comfortable!" she glared at us.
"What the hell are you gonna do in Forks?" Tanya hissed at her.
"I'm visiting my neice Jessica Daisy Stanely. I still can't believe she was named after me!" she gushed smiling at us fakely. Then. She. Farted. LOUDLY.
I screamed with Tanya. That was so gross! Obviously we could smell it! Ugh!
A flight attendant came out of the cockpit looking a bit frazzled. Her black hair was messy, her white button down shirt wasn't tucked in and the buttons were popped out, her blue pencil skirt, which was wrinkled and had something white on it.
Oh my gosh! Eww! I looked at it closer and it was sperm! Seriously? Why? Why me?
I looked at her face, trying to ignore the fact that she just had sex. Oh God! Why did I look at her face?
Her make up was messed up. The bright red lipstick she wore was smeared a little bit, her neck was covered in hickeys and wow. She was just a piece of work!
"Umm hello. I'm Abigail call me A-Abby please, what s-seems to be the problem h-here?" she stuttered as she looked me in the eyes. I could hear Daisy's heart quicken. Ahh, she was nervous...
I took a deep breath and said, "This man right here, sat in our seats." I motioned to Tanya and I, "He won't get off and also he farted on them!" I screeched.
A gasp came from Dasiy, "I am a woman! Woman! I have boobies and a clit!" she screamed. Her pudgy face was red with anger and her eyes were looking everywhere nervously.
Tanya snorted. Abigail laughed a little and said, "Can I see your ticket, ma'am." she held her hand out to Dasiy.
"Uhh... I don't, I dropped it!" she said in a small voice. I smiled smugly at Tanya she smirked.
"Your passport then." Abigail, I could tell was getting annoyed.
"I fear that I dropped it in the toilet." Daisy stuttered. I snorted, "Liar! Those are my seats!". I handed Abigail my passport and ticket.
She nodded and glared at Daisy, "You." she pointed at her, "Need to get out of here.". Daisy cussed under her breathe and tried to get up.
Tanya, Abigail and I groaned. This bitch is not getting up.
*Some time after, maybe 1 hour*
Well, Daisy had a heart attack. She was obese and I guess she hadn't moved that much in her life.
The paramedics had to get some mechanics to to the whole seat off of the plane. To make up for our lack of seating, the pilot is letting us ride in the front with him.
I was a bit weary at first, but then had no need to. His name was Colby and he was gay, fortunately. He was really fun to talk to, all we did was gossip, really. Well he gossiped.
"And like the chick that helped you guys out, Abigail. She has sex with all the co pilots! Like for real! Armando, this planes co-pilot, well yeah she did him! You gals surely noticed him erm.. cum on her right?" he shudderd.
"Yeah, I was kinda embaressed to even talk to her!" I squealed. Tanya laughed, Colby nodded furiously, smiling.
"It's embaressing to work in the same thing as her! At least you ladies only have to see her once in youre lifetimes! I see her in every flight I pilot! She tries to get with me too! I introduced my boyfriend to her and she stillflirted with me! Darion, my hubby of 7 years, frickin punched her! He's aloud to right? Cause we're gay and she was asking for it!".
I laughed when Tanya said, "Hell yeah it's okay! If I was a guy and she tried that on me, I would fucken kick her skanky ass into the next leap year!".
Colby giggled like a little school girl. That's how our conversations went for the next 2 hours.
We said bye to Colby when we got off.
"Aww, he was a doll!" Tanya squealed as we made our way through the terminals.
"Totally! He looked so in love whenever he mention Darion!" I replied.
"Tanya! Bella!", we both turned and saw Irina and Kate waving us over to them. They had rented a limo and it was already parked in front.
We all got stared at as we put our got in. The driver was getting some help by Laurent and Garrett putting our stuff in the trunk.
I started having a mini panic attack in the car.
"Mom, calm down!" Garrett said, looking concerned, All of them were actually.
"Sorry, sorry! It's just that well, they don't know that we're all going! What if they yell at you guys? What if I get yelled at? Oh man! My mom doesn't like me as much as she used to and her husband's a dick! I have a blonde bitch waiting to killme, as if she could, but still! Oh and also my only daughter is over there with her husband!" I spat out. I was pissed, but then I started thinking of ways to murder Carlisle and Rosalie.
Then I took a deep breath and smiled, "Okay, I'm good now.". All of them were staring at me shocked and a little confused.
"Bells," Laurent said, "Maybe you should um calm down a bit." he looked down. Irina slapped the back of his head and muttered, "Idiot."
She looked at me and apologized for him, "Sorry, Bella. He's a dumbass.". I laughed, "No it's okay! I was acting a little.. erm crazy?".
"That's an understatement" Tanya murmured, while grabbing my hand in her's. She smiled sweetly at me, "Babe, if anybody tries anything, well they'll have to get through me! I doubt they will though, unless they want this white girl get all black and ghetto.".
(Hopefully nobody got offended? If you did, I will apologize right now: I am sorry, if your feelings got hurt.)
I looked at her shocked, "You racist!" I screeched. Irina laughed, "I'd like to see you try, GURL.". Well I'm glad Irina didn't get pissed, Laurent either. They were just laughing their ass off. The rest of us started at them
Kate asked, "Aren't you offended?". Garrett nodded with her, holding her hand.
"Nah, it's just funny! You guys try to imagine Tanya in a sterotype black person look. It's fucken funny!" he choked out in his fit of unmanly giggles.
I imagined Tanya the way Laurent described her as, I laughed.
We all talked about random stuff after that. It was fun, like old times.
The driver put down the window slightly and said, "Mr. and Mrs., we're here at the edge of the forset, like youguys wanted. Is there a house somewhere close by? Do you need help?".
"No thank you!" Kate said in her inoccent voice.
"Alright then. I'll just help you youngsters get your luggage out the trunk." he called as her got out of the fron seat. The driver was a man about 65 probably. He had a wedding ring on his hand so he's happily married, I guess.
The boys helped him with our stuff and he drove off.
"So which way do we go, Bells. Wait, mmm. That's a nice scent! It's like peaches and creme, sort of! I forgot how the Cullens smelled like" Irina said. Laurent laughed and wound his arm around her waist, his hand rested on her right butt cheek.
"So boys, take all our stuff." Tanya ordered. Honestly, the just had to split six suitcases, so both of them carried three. We started running towards the Cullen home.
OH GOD!
Sooo... I hope this will suffice until next week :)
I'm gonna go school shopping for a few days! :D I can't wait for school again!
My sleep schedule has changed DRAMATICALLY! I fall asleep usually around 4:00 - 6:00 a.m.! And I wake up almost exactly ALWAYS at 6:00 p.m.!
Now all you guys have to do is REVIEW!
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