I've got a blister on thumb-knuckle... or a thuckle for short... does that make any sense at all? I got it from lazer tag! LoL...

51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh

By silver-nightstorm

Summary: When Mercury discovers the internet, it creates a VERY bad scenario for Murtagh...

Chapter 10: The Insanity Response Unit

Phase 10: He's Insane!

Mercury was calmly strolling through Du Weldenvarden's cafe area with Murtagh stomping behind her and growling. She was very proud about the way that the plans had been going so far. They were only to phase ten, and Murtagh was already about to snap. It was very rewarding.

Star had been living on the computer lately, she had discovered a bunch of "hot french actors"... whatever that was. And no matter what Mercury did, she couldn't get Star off the computer.

But Mercury had to admit, those humans on Earth were really cleaver. They had discovered the internet without any magic, and they had also discovered the existance of Eragon and the others.

The only problem was that the humans on Earth thought Mercury and Star were not real, so when they posted their saga on youtube, they got comments like, "Great costume! It's really realistic!"

And...

"That Eragon actor is hot!"

Or...

"I love MURTAGH!! He's not real! Take that back, sis! (sorry, my sister stole the laptop)"

And so on... It was all... confusing... really...

But the good part was that , weather they thought it was real or not, the show had been a hit... and that was good. And there was more to come, way more.

As of right his second, Murtagh was extreamly pissed off. Why? Mercury had taken all of the credit of his victory against Eragon. And having his victory not being credited to him, that really pissed Murtagh off.

And the fact that Mercury was traipsing through Du Weldenvarden carefree... that pissed Murtagh off even more.

A slight elf girl skipped up to Mercury. "Hey! Is it true that you taught Murtagh everything??" she asked.

"Yup!" Mercury smirked, and threw a foxy look at Murtagh. "We're very proud of him... those of us at the insanity response unit, that is!"

Murtagh's jaw dropped open, and the elf girl looked at him, giggling. But Mercury wasn't done yet. "We just got him potty trained too!"

Murtagh's jaw dropped even further. "I... you... didn't... potty..." he gibbered. Finally he managed a, "I've been potty trained for... a really long time!"

Mercury sniggered, "That is... if you call two days a really long time!"

Murtagh gasped, "I... you... evil!!" He lunged at Mercury, about to snap her head off. The slight elf girl grabbed Murtagh's arms, twisting them behind his back and restraining him, just in time.

Mercury sighed, "I've always known he was insane. I've known it forever..."

"But you only met me a week ago!" cried Murtagh.

The elf girl holding Murtagh twisted his arms backwards tighter, making him shriek.

"Wow," said Mercury, "You're pretty good with the whole, 'make Murtagh miserable' thing yourself!"

The girl shrugged, "I do try!"

"What's your name?" asked Mercury.

"Lisette," replied the girl (who is my loyal reader, LM1991).

"Well, Lisette," smirked Mercury, "How would you like to join the annoy Murtagh crew?"

Lisette smiled, "I would love to!"

"Oh, great!" sighed Murtagh, "My life just got waaaaaayyy worse... Oh joy..."

Whoot! Enjoy guys! And Lisette is (as I already said) LM1991... if you want to be featured for a certain stage of annoying... please just say so! I'll do my best!