Author's note: For the record, Kick's Granpa will still be named Archie similar to Ramps of Horror.
SariSpy56: We're back at the House of Awesome and here's our guest, Dr. Eggman!
Doofenshmirtz: Is he an evil genius like me?
Gordon: And where did he get that lame name anyway?
Just then, the door burst open to reveal a giant Egg Carier being driven by no other than Dr. Eggman.
Dr. Eggman: MWA HA HA HA HA! Am I late for part 2 of Kick Hood?
Chris: No you're early.
Dr. Eggman: Ah well before Phoenix-LOL tells her story again, can I do a little musical please?
SariSpy56: Not at all Dr. Eggman. Hit it Wade!
Wade: On it.
Dr. Eggman: *Back in Eggmanland
I always had to keep it real
Cause when you grow up in Eggmanland
Snively: Your freedom is less than ideal!
Dr. Eggman: So I don't plan on how I'll crawl my way out of a gutter
No I don't!
When people ask me what I mean, I say
Di-Di-Di-Do I stutter!*
Doofenshmirtz: HEY! That's my theme song!
Eggman: How is it yours then?
Doofenshmirtz: I'll prove it. Hey Perry the Platypus!
Perry turns around to see Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz: Roll the clip to prove Dr. Fatty here that the song that he sang was mine!
Perry did what Doofenshmirtz said and uploaded a video.
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Clip
In Doofenshmirtz's appartment, Perry the platypus is once again captured by Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Doofensmirtz: I know you're probably expecting some tragic backstory to explain why I want to reverse the rotation of the Earth. But I'm not gonna go there, ya know why? Well I'll tell ya.
*Back in Gimmelschtump
I always had to keep it real
Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump
Young Heinz: Your childhood is less than ideal!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So I don't dwell on how I'll crawled my way out of the gutter
No I don't!
When people ask me what I mean, I say
D-D-D-Do I stutter!
But I'm no longer a hater
Cause I got an Inator
And an over-complicated scheme
I get a couple of checks Every month from my Ex
So I can finance my coming regime!
And though my past was a wreck
I won't let it affect
My aspirations to cause mass hysteria
Cause I'm as sure as can be
That it's my destiny
To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area!*
End clip
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Dr. Eggman: Okay the, but I only changed a few words though.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh well that's alright as long as you don't claim it as yours though.
SariSpy56: Alright then, let's have Phoenix-LOL do part 2 of Kick Hood!
Kick Hood
Chapter 1: Welcome to Mellowood
"We will be arriving in Mellowbrooke shortly, my ladies."
Thank god, riding side saddle is not as easy as it looks. The scarlet-haired female, Gwen, leaned over and stroked the mane of the pale gray horse she was riding on, "Did you hear that Sage? We're almost there."
"Thank goodness," the prettier blonde saddled upon a horse of fine ivory hair, "This heat will be the death of me."
The redhead strained her emerald green eyes to see the path in front of her. The long, dirt road traveled ahead a few yards before splitting into two separate trails. The left one kept going in a straight line, leading down the impoverished dust path they had traveled for the past hundreds of miles. The right one, however, detoured into the lush greenery of Mellowood forest.
"Which path are we taking?" The girl hoped it was the right, seeing as the shade may give relief from the sun currently baking her body.
"The left one, we must avoid the Mellowood forest at all cost." The snooty man humphed and stuck his nose in the air. The scarlet haired girl of 12 growled in annoyance, "Why? If anything it is a short cut through this blistering heat."
He sent her a sharp glare, "It is none of your business, child."
The camel's back was broken, she had-had enough of Sir Attitude.
"Fine, if you refuse to take advantage of opportunity when it knocks then pity you." She clicked her heels against the horse as she sped toward the forest.
"What in the name of God are you doing?" He yelled, bringing the caravan to a stop. Her reply was short, firm and sassy, "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
He was about to run after her when the blonde spoke again, her light voice proceeded by a slight touch of his arm, "Do not worry about her Sir knight, Maid Guinevere can handle herself."
Guinevere trotted through the shady and peaceful trails of Mellowood. See nothing seems wrong here, that stupid old man. Then she began to notice unusual things. No birds were singing and no animals moving in the bushes around her. It seemed the whole forest was quiet- too quiet.
Ok this is just a little creepy...
What she didn't see was a group of camouflaged kids her age had begun to surround her. They climbed trees and stalked silently on the ground. All got into position, waiting for Kick's signal to attack. Kick himself stood high in a tree, a vine clasped in his grass-green gloves. As the narrowed his eyes at the moving target; he found himself surprised to see only one horse. His cerulean eyes widened when he gazed at the fair maiden riding the animal.
Her hair was the boldest crimson he had ever seen, done up in a ponytail with tiny white flowers weaved into her locks. Her dress covered her legs and arms were different shades of dark and light green fabric with silver-lined corset. Her skin was luminous in the small beams of sunlight that squeezed through the canopy of the trees and her eyes were such an entrancing jade, he felt his body go limp. It took so much control to stop his instincts. She was so beautiful but she was also royalty, a possible tutor for Prince Gibbles. She was beautiful, but she was the enemy and he could not let himself be bothered by her charms.
Kick let out a low whistle, started the attack. Gunther dashed out of his hiding place, yelling to spook the horse. Gwen yelped and tried to calm Sage down, but her jumping was so violent she fell off, hitting the ground rather hard. More kids jumped out, some secured the mad horse and Kendall and Jackie point their arrows and staff at the stranger. When the mess calmed down, Kick swung out of hiding and landed on a large boulder towering over his comrades. His voice sweetened in splendor, a smirk growing as he faked a bow to the prisoner.
"Welcome to Mellowood, my lady."
To be continued.
SariSpy56: Well that was short.
Tails: But I bet we can pass the time by showing another episode of Hallow's Pizza Hut Adventures!
Gordon: I wonder what is Hallow up to in this episode?
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Theme song begins to play.
*Making up a song about Pizza Hut
Its a pain, its a chore, its a pain in the butt
Gordon's really out to kill me and Rowdy does not know how to treat me well at Pizza Hut
Every time I hear their voices
I know I must obey and I never ever get my choices
Or I'll die at Pizza Hut*
Episode 2: Why Should I Worry
It's another day at work in Pizza Hut and Hallow is as usual working at Pizza Hut. She's on a break for a while since business is very slow and is very bored.
Hallow: So bored here. Maybe a little song will cheer me up.
The song "Why Should I Worry" begin to play.
Hallow: *One minute I'm in Black Embassy.
Then, I'm down at Pizza Hut.
From Brazil to Mellowbrook.
There's explosion nearby.
Right.
I said,
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm Black Spy.
I can improvise.
I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm Black Spy.
I've got Secret Agent heart.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
Prohias may not pay me a dime.
But I got free pizza so it's fair.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just pizza population.
And I got free pizza so it's fair.*
As Hallow sings, most of the people and customers came to Pizza Hut and watch as Hallow continues to sing.
Hallow: *The rhythm of the city.
But once you get it down.
Said, then you can own this town.
You can wear the crown!
Why should I worry?
Tell me.
Why should I care?
I said, Disney may not pay me a dime.
Oh! But I got free pizza so it's fair.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just pizza population. And I got free pizza so it's fair.*
Gordon: Make me a pizza in the shape of my head!
Hallow: I'll be right on it Gordie and you can drop dead! (Gordon punches Hallow in the eye) OW!
Hallow: *Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
Even when Gordon gave me a black eye.
I got free pizza so it's fair.
I said,
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I said,
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.*
As soon as Hallow finishes her song, she saw Rowdy applauing.
Hallow: B-B-Boss? What are you doing here?
Rowdy: Giving you an applause for making the customers entertained by singing.
Hallow: Wait what?
Rowdy: While you were singing, most of our customers have paided up a lot of money making the business go faster. And for that, I'm giving you 2 weeks off from work.
Hallow: W-Why thank you sir.
Rowdy: Just don't get into a lot of trouble with Gordon alright.
Hallow: Sure thing boss.
Gordon: Get to work on my pizza already!
Hallow: Fine.
The End
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Silver: Man that was awesome!
Grandpa Archie: It certainly is and I have another story to tell. It's about video games and history. I call mine "Brad of Duty: Johnny at War "
Johnny Test: Is it like the new game Call of Duty: World at War?
Grandpa Archie: Yeah something like that.
SariSpy56: Okay but let's welcome our new guests from a town called Miseryville. It's Jimmy Two Shoes, Beezy and Heloise.
The crowd applause as Jimmy, Beezy and Heloise enter the House of Awesome!
Jimmy: Wow! Everyone's loving us!
Heloise: That's because they're clapping Jimmy.
Jimmy: Oh.
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Camera
Heloise: I can't believe Jimmy and Beezy are like idiots.
End Camera
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Beezy: Hey are there any good food here cause I'm starving from the long walk.
Magnus: It's in the kitchen and if you want food made from the old country, then come to BattleSnax in Mellowbrook. We have the finest there.
Beezy: Nah, I'll take the kitchen.
So Beezy leaves the crowd and enters the kitchen. As Heloise gets her seat beside January, she is being spotted by a pair of red-haired twins with big heads - Susan and Mary Test.
Susan: Who's that small girl sitting next to our cousin?
Mary: That's Heloise from Miseryville. She's a scientist and a genius.
Susan: Well we can't have her outsmart us! I say we make her dumb like our dear brother Johnny so that we're the only ones who are smarter than anyone else in the world! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Mary: First of all, you forgot Ronaldo. He's also a genius like us. And second of all, you're on your own on this one. I'm not going to get involved in this.
Susan: Fine. I'll just have to make both Heloise and Ronaldo dumb!
SariSpy56: And remember folks, before Grandpa Archie tells his story, we need at least 2 reviews!
Chris: And remember to stay awesome!