Worst Day Ever Again
Well, woke up and wasn't in a cozy castle with servants and ale with breakfast.
And still freezing to death.
Though the Merrie Men were all abuzz about something.
Apparently on their field trip, the scouts found something called "condoms." With wide awes, they told us what they did.
There was a long pause.
"You know what this means? " Little John finally said in awe, "we don't have to marry them anymore!"
"And we don't even have to pay!" the scout exclaimed, "It's the law here that folks have to pay for them! And if people won't pay, even if they're nuns, they get taxed out of existence!"
Ok, I've changed my mind. Maybe this isn't such a bad place.
Actually, maybe I've just died and gone to Heaven.
But then there were rumblings about a "Supreme Court" saying it was illegal or something. But I'm confident we'll be able to take them out and blame it on the rich or something….
Then we were jolted out of our love and joy by Little John bragging about a "crossbow" that he stole from a small shop owner who he told himself was rich.
We teased him a bit about his bad aim at a turkey.
But all is fun and shooting until a foul beast swooped from the sky and lifted Little John up into the Great Blue Yonder.
Damn!
So this means I need to be a leader and help find him.
There must be some sort of decent law and order to assist here, right?
Right?