I changed my name, because it sounded sexual and that way all my social network accounts can have the same variant of the same name.
I wrote this chapter and that half-termath at the same time, so please tell me how it turned out.
warning before reading: I suck at writing romance/shipping chapters
Total Drama Redemption in Action
episode 9: Love is in the nowhere
At night, Blaineley stood in front of the two trailers. "Last time on Total Drama," she started. (The screen began to show various clips of chapter 8)
"The unlucky seven went on an adventure,"she said. (Shown Harold, Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Staci, Anne Maria and Justin in a forest)
"Were a couple couldn't catch a break," she continued. (Geoff was shown trying to talk to Bridgette, but Harold always got in the middle)
"In the end, team Vito Jersey's broke the laws of physics to take victory," she said. (Shown Staci, Justin, Anne Maria and DJ using the broken zip-line as a swing vine instead)
"So team Omega Cowboys voted out Harold," Blaineley finished. (Finally shown Harold going inside the lame-osine)
The camera gone back to Blaineley in front of the two trailers. "Today we will have the merge and discover people's real feeling's," she said cueing the theme song.
Inside the boys cabin, Harold was snoring the night away. Geoff had his feet over the side of the bed. He sighed and whispered,"I can't sleep."
"What's wrong," Justin said.
"I- just can't go on. I'm starting to lose my touch, ever since me and Bridgette broke up," Geoff sighed.
Justin smirked grabbing out his laptop and walked towards Geoff. The model sat down next to the party boy and gave him the laptop. Justin clicked on the 'Google Chrome' icon, making it instantly pull up redtube.
Geoff's eyes widened in shock, as Justin smirked at the free porn site.
DISCLAIMER CONFESSIONAL: "Duperghoul DOES NOT go to redtube. If you are under 18 and don't know what that website is... I recommend you stay away from it," Duperghoul quickly typed.
"Enjoy your first porn video," Justin smirked as he gave Geoff the laptop.
Geoff soon was quick to unzip his pants and smiled as he reached his right hand in his pants.
Time passed with a flash, and the remaining 6 were eating waffles in the crafts and services tent.
Bridgette and Geoff sat at separate tables. The party goer sighed as he ate his breakfast.
Justin and Staci quickly finished their waffles.
"Staci, we need to-," the model said.
Staci began to blush. "Take it to the next level? Sure thing," Staci said as she was about to unzip her big coat.
"No," Justin quickly shouted.
"What I meant was, we are supposedly the villains of the season, but we barely did anything," he explained.
Then Blaineley entered the crafts and services tent. Beth and Brady the entered the tent, and stood behind Blaineley.
"Congratulations on making it to the merge. Please share your thoughts in the confessional," the host said.
Confessional: DJ smiled at the camera. "Well mama, I made it to the final six! Don't worry, after I win, I'm not coming back," he said.
Confessional: Anne Maria smirked at the camera.
Confessional: Bridgette huffed. "Finally. Maybe now Geoff and I can get back together again," she said.
Confessional: Geoff sighed. "Sure I'm happy that the million dollars is right around the corner, but without Bridgette what's the point," he sighed. He then smiled. "Atleast I have porn on redtube to settle my urges," Geoff winked.
Confessional: "OMG! My parents always knew I would make it here! I would like to thank my great grandpa Doug for making me have the genes to get here," Staci said.
Confessional: Justin snickers. "In the final six, and I still have this from the castle challenge," Justin says pulling out the Chris McLean immunity idol.
"Alright, tonight is a double elimination, and today's challenge theme is romance," Blaineley said.
"Each couple will team up, and have the perfect date. Best date wins, Beth said.
"So that means it is, Geoff and Bridgette, Justin and Staci, and DJ and Anne Maria," Brady explained.
"I will meet everyone at the coconut ceremony tonight," Blaineley said as she left the tent.
DJ and Anne Maria awkwardly looked at each other. They blushed a little, before shaking it.
"Want to see a movie," Anne Maria shrugged.
"Why not," DJ said standing up.
The two left the crafts and services tent and headed to the theater, which was next to the guilded coconut awards.
DJ and Anne Maria grabbed two bags of popcorn and their drinks, before walking down the halls.
Confession: "It's just for the game," Anne Maria said.
"Why not this movie," Anne Maria said pointing to a door to her left.
The sign above the door read, 'Annebell 3D'
"Let's not, I don't do horror movies," DJ shivered.
"Ok, why not a simple one," Anne Maria huffed.
They then walked up to a door and entered. The sign above read, "The Lego movie."
Meanwhile, Justin and Staci entered the beach set. It now had fake sand to walk on, with a sunset back drop. It also had fake waves moving up and down in the distance.
Staci gasped at the fake waves.
"Did you know my great grandma Anna invented surfing, well my accident," she said.
"That's impressive! Before you leave you might have to tell me your entire family history," Justin lied.
"Awww thanks," Staci gushed before hugging Justin. She then leaned into his ear.
"I saw you fap, and you're good," Staci whispered.
Confession: Justin pukes on the screen, making an intern has to clean the lense off. After the camera was cleaning it was shown him throw up blood with vomit all over the table.
Staci kept hugging him, until she felt something in hs back pocket. She silently gasped.
Confession: Staci brings out McLean immunity idol. She got angry and shouted,"He had this the whole time and didn't say anything?! Oh he's going down."
Geoff and Bridgette were sitting inside the crafts and services tent. Beth and Brady helped make it look like a fancy restaurant. The tables had black cloth on them, and the former couples table had a lit candle in the middle of it.
Brady came up to the table. "What will you have," Brady said with a notepad.
"Two soup specials," Bridgette said to him.
Brady wrote it down and went to the kitchen area. Bridgette sighed.
"Listen babe, remember in World Tour, you fell for Alejandro, but I forgave you," Geoff said.
"Yeah," Bridgette said looking at the ground.
"I want to keep this relationship going to the ends of time," Geoff said.
"Me too," Bridgette whispered looking at her stomach.
Bridgette then looked up at Geoff. "Then why did you say you thought Lindsay was hotter than me," she asked.
"Oh come on," Geoff laughed leaning back in his chair.
"If you were a lesbian, would you think Lindsay is the hottest and want to get with her," he finished.
"Yeah, you're right," Bridgette said.
Bridgette opened her mouth as if to speak, but Geoff quickly interrupted.
"Lindsay is an idiot, you are smart. SHe isn't competitive, but you are," Geoff said.
Their conversation wet on and on, until night-time.
That night, all 6 contestants were at the Guilded Coconut Ceremony. Blaineley was on stage with only four guilded coconuts.
"Only 2 couples are moving on to the final four, tonight," Blaineley said.
Justin smirked as he reached into his back pocket.
"The first two coconuts go to DJ and Anne Maria," Blaineley said tossing them their coconuts.
Anne Maria and DJ blushed at each other as the caught their guilded coconuts.
"I thought it was OK, because no one else seems to ship it," Blaineley said.
"The last two coconuts go to Geoff and Bridgette," the hostess continued throwing them.
Geoff and Bridgette caught their coconuts. Staci and Justin grinned at each other, as Geoff and Bridgette hugged each other.
"Let's never fight again," Geoff whispered in her ear.
"We'll see," Bridgette sighed.
"That leaves Justin and Staci are both leaving," Blaineley finished.
Justin stood up from the bleachers. "Hold it! I have an immunity idol," Justin said as he searched in all his pockets.
"Here the fuck is it," he said to himself.
"Oh, you mean this," Staci barked.
Everyone, even Blaineley, gasped when they saw Staci holding a 'Chris McLean immunity idol'.
"You were planning on eliminating me like that, huh," Staci shouted at him.
Staci threw the idol behind her shoulder. She then rushed up to Justin. The model was frozen in shock.
"We both are eliminated, you deserve what's coming," Staci growled grabbing Justin's right arm and dragged him to the lame-osine.
Stai surprisingly had the strenght to pick him up and place him in the lame-osine. "My great grandpa created he first "stretch limousine". It was crafted in Fort Smith, Arkansas around 1928 by a coach company named Armbruster. These cars were primarily used to transport famous "big band" leaders, such as Glenn Miller and Benny Goodman, and their bands and equipment," she said entering the limo.
The remaining cast from the bleachers jaws dropped. Blaineley quickly shook it off.
"Alright, tonight, you guys are watching '13 Going On 30 (2004)', meanwhile the next challenge will be ready right after the movie," Blaineley said.
The four remaining contestants shrugged, as they walked to the movie theater.
Blaineley then turned to the camera. "It's been a rough road. Eight down, four to go. Something tells me next episode could either be a trick, or maybe a treat. Find out next time on Total Drama Redemption in Action," Blaineley signed off.
* Duperghoul isn't responsible for those that get addicted to redtube after reading this chapter.
Again, I don't do well with writing romance and shipping stories/chapters, so please tell me how this went with the three dates, and which 'date' was your favorite? Where did you go for your first date? I went to Fuddruckers
REFERENCES:
-title from quote: Love is in the air
-And Staci's not lying about lmos! Google it!
NEXT TIME: well, it is the month of Halloween, think about it...