Sonic: You guys should vote on Rachel's poll.

Amy: I agree.

Knuckles: It is a...*looks at script*...very good poll.

Me: *slaps Knuckles* You've been *cough cough* studying this for weeks! *cough*Give me that script. *takes script*

Knuckles: The poll is...uh...uh...very...cheese...worthy. It...eats...bananas...in its sleep...because...it likes-

Me: Stop! Stop! *cough cough* You're *cough* ruining it!

Amy: Are you okay?

Knuckles: Yeah, why are you coughing?

Me: *cough* Oh, I just got back from the doctors...I have strep throat. *cough cough*

Sonic: STREP THROAT?! THAT'S CONTAGIOUS! EVERYONE RUN!

Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, and the Cameraman: *runs and hides*

*camera hits the floor and the lens cracks...the transmission is lost*

- Personality Tests -

"Sonic," Amy asked. "Why are we doing this again?"

"Because it's fun!" was Sonic's cocky answer.

"Whatever...," Amy snorted. "Just get on with it already!"

"Oh trust me, you'll know when I 'get on with it'."

"Hey guys?" Knuckles called from the window. "I just heard that entire conversation from out here, and I gotta say, that sounded so wrong-"

"Shut up, Knuckles!" Amy yelled, blushing. She paused. "What are you doing outside my window?"

"Stalking Sonic because that's totally how I spend my life," Knuckles said sarcastically. "I was taking a walk. Jeez. So what are you guys doing, besides what I was disgustingly mistaking it for?"

Sonic stuck out his tongue. "We're taking personality tests on Amy's computer." He gestured towards the monitor in front of the two hedgehog's.

"Ooh, can I join you?" Knuckles asked eagerly.

"Whatever, come on in," Amy obliged. Knuckles immediately swung a leg over the windowsill, tried to get his other over, and ended up falling on his face.

"Owch."

"Oh, suck it up," Sonic teased. "You hit the carpet, not cement."

Knuckles hopped to his feet. "Rug burn!" he cried. "I have a rug burn on my faaaaaaace!"

Amy grabbed Knuckles' arm and sat him down on a chair that just happened to be sitting next to hers. "Sit."

He sat.

"Alright," Sonic grinned. "Let's continue..."

On the screen were two tabs. They both were of the same personality test. Knuckles was confused.

"Why do you have two windows of the same test?" Knuckles asked.

Amy answered him. "Because we're both taking the same test at the same time," she said. "Since we both have different personalities, we'll have different results."

"Let's just open up a new one for the ol' Knuxster, eh?" Sonic grinned. He opened a new tab on the computer and copied the site information address thing.

"There," Sonic said with a nod. "Now let's begin. Amy, I'll allow you to ask the questions because Knuckles takes forever to read."

"Hey!"

Amy turned on Knuckles. "Okay, Question 1: Are you more often...a warm-hearted person or a cool-headed person?"

"Cool-headed." Sonic typed in his answer.

"I'm warm-hearted," Amy told Sonic and he put that in for her and, after saying, "I believe I'm cool-headed," typed in his own.

"Question 2: Are you more attracted to sensible people or imaginative people?" Amy asked.

"Sensible, duh," Knuckles scoffed.

Laughing, Amy told Sonic, "Imaginative."

Sonic was the same as Amy.

"Question 3: Are you more frequently a fanciful sort of person, or a practical sort of person?"

Knuckles and Sonic were practical and Amy was fanciful.

"Question 4: In approaching others is your inclination to be personal or objective?"

Knuckles and Sonic were objective and Amy was personal.

"Wow, we're more alike than I thought, Knuxie, ol' buddy!" Sonic joked.

Knuckles growled. "Don't get used to it."

"Question 5: Do you prefer to work to deadlines or just...whatever?"

"Whatever," Knuckles laughed.

Amy frowned at him. "Whatever? What about your job as Guardian of the Master Emerald? Your. Only. Job."

Knuckles grew serious. "Fine, I'm the first one then."

"As am I," Amy said.

"Me too," Sonic grinned, punching in the answers.

"Question 6: Do you prize more in yourself a vivid imagination or a strong sense or reality?"

"Wait..." Knuckles scratched his head. "Too many big words..."

Amy rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, I already know you're the latter. Sonic, I'm the first."

"Oh yeah?" Sonic teased. "Well, I have a strong sense of reality, thank you very much."

"Yeah right," Amy coughed into her hand.

"Question 7: Are you more firm than gentle or gentle than firm?"

"Firm."

"Gentle."

"Uhhhh...," Sonic droned, tugging at his quills. "I...I don't know."

"I think you're pretty gentle, Sonic," Amy smiled, all sunshine and rainbows. "Think about the way you treat the people of Mobius."

"Questipn 8: Is it harder for you to identify with others or utilize others?"

"Uhhh..." Knuckles' head was starting to hurt. "What does utilize mean? And identify with?"

"I'll ask the online dictionary," Sonic said, doing as he said he would. "Utilize...to put to use; turn to profitable
account."

"Um, okay? That doesn't-"

"Identify...to recognize or establish as being a particular person or thing;verify the identity of."

"Just...just put me as utilize," Knuckles groaned.

"And me as identify," Amy chirped.

"And me as utilize," Sonic mocked, pitching his voice to sound like Amy's...earning himself a slap to the face.

"Question 9: Do you go more by facts or principles?"

"Facts," was Knuckles' rough answer.

"Principles," Amy frowned at him.

"Wow, you two are exact opposites," Sonic grinned. "I'm principles."

"Question 10: When the phone rings, do you hasten to get to it first or hope someone else will answer it?"

"Um...there should be a third option," Knuckles said with crossed arms. "'Not have a phone'. But I would be the first, actually."

"Really?" Amy asked. "Wow, Knuckles actually isn't a completely lost cause." Knuckles tried to punch her in the face but she blocked his fist. "I'm with Knuckles, Sonic!" she added. Sonic put them all down for the same answer.

"Question 11: Should one usually let events occur randomly and by chance or by careful selection and choice?"

"Just let them occur by chance," Knuckles sighed, waving his fist. "I don't really give a-"

"Knuckles!" Amy covered his mouth. "This is a PG rated oneshot!"

Knuckles pushed her hand away. "Okay, 1, what's a oneshot, and 2, I was going to say 'crap', for your information."

Amy giggled nervously. "A oneshot? I don't know what a oneshot is! What's a oneshot?!"

Sonic and Knuckles stared at her.

"MOVING ON," Amy bellowed. "Sonic, I'm the second choice."

"Uh...," Sonic stammered, still slightly scared for his girlfriend. "I...am...too...?"

"Question 12: Are you more likely to see how others see or see how others are useful?"

"See how they're useful."

"See how they see."

Sonic scratched his head. "Gee, you guys are lucky. You already have your answers picked out." he considered the question. "I guess I'm with Amy on this one."

"Ha!" Amy triumphed. "In yo FACH, echinda!"

"In...in my...fach?" Knuckles asked weakly. Was this another one of those weird words he would never know the meaning to?

"Yeah, in your fach," Amy said, a little more calmly. "It's basically 'face', just with a 'ch' at the end."

Knuckles' head exploded.

Just kidding.

"Question 13: In phoning do you rehearse what you'll say or rarely question that it will all be said?"

"...okay, question!" Knuckles yelled, raising his hand.

"Yes, Knux?" Sonic asked.

"What in the WORLD, is phoning?"

Sonic and Amy both stared at him. "Um...talking on the telephone?" Amy answered, slightly worried.

"Oh. The second on then."

Amy blinked. "Uh...me too."

"Same here. I don't even talk on the telephone that often."

"Question 14-"

"UGH!" Knuckles roared. "HOW MANY QUESTIONS ARE THERE?!"

"Forty-one," Amy said matter-of-factly.

Knuckles' eyes bugged out of his head. "FORTY-ONE?!"

"Yup," Amy giggled. "Question 14: At a party, do you interact with a few, known to you or interact with many, including strangers?"

Knuckles was still sitting in his chair, fuming, his arms crossed and his face contorted into a pout. "Few," he said tartly.

"Manyyy," Amy sang.

"I'm with Amyyy," Sonic sang along.

"You're always with Amy!" Knuckles growled.

"Uh, duh, she's my girlfriend," Sonic said, because, I mean, it was obvious. "Plus, we're really alike."

"Yup! Question 15: Do you prefer a few friends with more lengthy contact or many friends with brief contact?"

"What's with all these 'friends' questions?!" Knuckles huffed. "It's as if they KNOW I'm a loner! Few friends."

"I have to agree with Knuckles on this one," Amy said with a sweet smile. "I want to know you guys for the rest of my life."

"Me too," Sonic said honestly.

"Question 16: Are you more likely to trust your hunch or experience?"

"Hunch."

"Hunch."

"Exp-" Sonic rolled his eyes. "Hunch. Whatever."

The rest of the questions continued like this. I would write them all out for you, but I mean...forty-one? Are you kidding me? No. Knuckles was right on this one. Forty-one would take too long. So, let's just skip to the results.

"Alright, Knuckles...," Sonic said with a huge grin. "It's calculating your results..."

The three friends leaned it, feeling very excited. "25%...38%...," Amy counted. "56%...82%...100%!"

"And..."

Knuckles the Echidna

Your personality type: "Individualistic Doer"

Quiet and reserved, interested in how and why things work. Excellent skills with mechanical things. Risk-takers who they live for the moment. Usually interested in and talented at extreme sports. Uncomplicated in their desires. Loyal to their peers and to their internal value systems, but not overly concerned with respecting laws and rules if they get in the way of getting something done. Detached and analytical, they excel at finding solutions to practical problems.

Careers that could fit you include:

Police, detectives, forensic pathologists, computer programmers, system analysts, computer specialists, engineers, carpenters, mechanics, pilots, drivers, athletes, entrepreneurs, firefighters, paramedics, construction workers, dental hygienists, electrical engineers, farmers, military, probation officers, steelworkers, transportation operatives.

His chart showed the following:

Extroverted and Introverted - His mark was on the 13th bullet, closer to Introverted.

Sensing and Intuitive - His mark was on the 7th bullet, closer to Sensing.

Thinking and Feeling - His mark was on the 1st bullet, completely on Thinking (lawl).

Judging and Perceiving - His mark was on the 11th bullet, barely closer to Perceiving.

Knuckles furrowed his brow. "What the heck? I'm an...an 'Individualistic Doer'?"

Amy hugged him. "Yeah! That's the nice way of them calling you a loner who does things!" She was totally joking, but she deserved the wallop he sent in her direction. Which she skillfully ducked.

Sonic rested his chin in his hands. "Knuckles, they did pretty well," he said slowly. "You are 'quiet and reserved', you could do well in extreme sports, you're loyal to us, detached at times...hmm."

Amy nodded in agreement. "Yeah, Knuckles," she said. "And just look at all those good careers for you. You would be excellent and almost all of those." She tried to imagine Knuckles as a Police Officer. It didn't fit well, he might punch the people he deals with...but hey, it might work.

Sonic pulled Amy into his side. "Kay, Ames, let's see what you are, eh?" He clicked her last answer and the percentage table flashed again, loading up to 100%.

Amy Rose

Your personality type: "Engaged Idealist"

Popular and sensitive, with outstanding people skills. Externally focused, with real concern for how others think and feel. Usually dislike being alone. They see everything from the human angle and dislike impersonal analysis. Very effective at managing people issues and leading group discussions. Interested in serving others and probably place the needs of others over their own needs.

Careers that could fit you include:

Teachers, consultants, psychiatrists, social workers, counselors, clergy, sales representatives, human resources, managers, events coordinators, politicians, diplomats, writers, actors, designers, homemakers, musicians, religious workers.

Her chart showed the following:

Extroverted and Introverted - Her mark was on the 5th bullet, closer to Extroverted.

Sensing and Intuitive - Her mark was on the 15th bullet, closer to Intuitive.

Thinking and Feeling - Her mark was on the 19th bullet, completely on Feeling (Hehe they're opposites fo' sho').

Judging and Perceiving - Her mark was on the 7th bullet, closer to Judging.

"Wow!" Amy cheered. "That is me all the way!"

"Jeez, Amy," Knuckles said. "Your Feeling and my Thinking are exactly opposite of each other."

"Yup," Amy nodded. "I'm all about the feels."

"Hey, look at the bottom, below the chart," Sonic pointed out. "It shows people you're personality is similar to...Ben Affleck? Who's he?"

"I dunno."

"And...Martin Luther King Jr. is...who?"

"I don't know, Sonic!" Amy giggled, feigning exasperation.

"Aaaand...Johnny Depp-"

"JOHNNY DEPP!" Amy gasped. "I LOVE Johnny Depp!"

Knuckles snickered.

"Oh my gosh I've watched like all his movies like the new Willy Wonka and the Corpse Bride and they're like so amazing and he's just so funny and stuff and my personality is just like his and I just can't believe he tested out like me this is such an honor oh my gosh oh my gosh oh-" Amy realized Sonic and Knuckles were glaring at her. "What?"

Sonic rolled his eyes. "Amy...you'd better not be liking this 'Johnny Depp' more than you like meee," he joked.

"Oh, but I dooo." Amy's voice sounded teasing and playfully. "I like Johnny Depp a lot more."

"What?" Sonic choked out. His heart stopped.

"Yup," Amy said, sticking her nose in the air. "I like Johnny Depp...but I love you. There's a difference." Sonic blushed, sweatdropping.

"Eww." Knuckles screwed up his face. "Too mushy. If you're gonna be all lovey-dovey and crap, wait 'til I leave, at least."

"Okay, okay, guys," Sonic said, getting everyone back on track. "Let's do mine now." He clicked the previous answer again so he could get his result.

And...

Sonic the Hedgehog

Your personality type: "Groundbreaking Thinker"

Creative, resourceful and intellectually quick. Good at a broad range of things. Enjoy debating issues and may be into "one-upmanship". They get very excited about new ideas and projects, but may neglect the more routine aspects of life. Generally outspoken and assertive. They enjoy people and are stimulating company. Excellent ability to understand concepts and apply logic to find solutions.

Careers that could fit you include:

Entrepreneurs, lawyers, psychologists, photographers, consultants, sales represenatives, actors, engineers, scientists, inventors, marketers, computer programmers, comedians, computer analysts, credit investigators, journalists, psychiatrists, public relations, designers, writers, artists, musicians, politicians.

Extroverted and Introverted - His mark was on the 3rd bullet, closer to Extroverted.

Sensing and Intuitive - His mark was on the 13th bullet, closer to Intuitive.

Thinking and Feeling - His mark was on the 9th bullet, right in the middle of Thinking and Feeling.

Judging and Perceiving - His mark was on the 13th bullet, closer to Perceiving.

Amy laughed. "Sonic, this describes you down to a T!" she observed.

"Yeah," Knuckles agreed. "Especially the one-upmanship part. You're always trying to outdo people." Sonic shot him a deadly glare.

Amy pointed to the career list. "Look, Sonic," she said. "Entrepreneur, comedian, journalist, writer, photographer-"

Sonic stopped her. "Photographer? I like the sound of that."

"Really?" both Amy and Knuckles asked, surprised.

"Yeah," Sonic smirked. "I could get paid to run around the world, taking pictures of the things I see." He winked. "That one's definitely a keeper."

"Oh my gosh," Amy said suddenly. "You tested similar to a king! Alexander the Great..."

"Whoa, no fair!" Knuckles complained.

"Oh suck it up," Sonic ordered, rolling his eyes. He couldn't help but grin though.

"Well," Amy began, leaning back in her chair. "That's it for the personality tests...what now?"

There was a silence.

"I know! Let's play Sonic '06!" Knuckles suggested.

...

And if you were to walk by Amy's house at that moment, you would have seen a red, bruised and battered echidna being thrown out of a window. Possibly dead.

The end.

Me: Is everyone *cough* still hiding?

Sonic: Yup.

Me: -_-