A/N Sal Here! Over 2000 Views! I'd call that a success! Let's see how far we can take it!
Anyway this chapter… UGH! I can't believe how hard this chapter was… I hope the other ones go smoother than this! Eventually I gave up on any sensible ideas and went with the stupidest thing I though off… you'll see… YOU'LL ALL SEE!
I leave it up to you guys on how I did…
Ch.10 It's Snowing in the Summer!
2:00 P.M. 31 hours left…
Mordecai was busy looking around for snow gear for him and Margaret. Apparently it dropped from a nice 75 degree day to below freezing in a matter of an hour. He got himself a sweater his mom sent him for Christmas that came with an adorable matching reindeer scarf scarf. He gave Margaret his green jacket that he had with black boots and gloves. Mordecai went up to the window to see the full scale blizzard CJ managed to call and he had to really look just to see the end of the porch.
"Alright what are we up against?" Margaret had just finished putting on her gear.
"If it's what I think the snowman is, then we need to stop Snowballs the Ice Monster."
"Isn't that from the stupid monster movie that came out in May of last year?"
"Yeah… Rigby had to be the only person in the world that liked it. But we're probably not going to find it when I can't even see out the window."
"I hope everyone else is ok…" Margaret was looking out the window with Mordecai as she could see the snow piles get bigger by the minute.
"They're a lot tougher than anyone would believe so I'm sure their fine. But right now we need to figure all this out. We need to find Snowballs, and then figure out how we're going to kill him." Margaret nodded as she trusted Mordecai with what to do. But that raised a question in her…
"How did you kill it last time?" Mordecai explained everything that happened. Margaret was surprised to find out that the blizzard last summer was because of Mordecai and Rigby when they "tweaked" the park records and they didn't actually kill Snowballs as much as they wrote him out of existence. Margaret found the story a bit funny as she couldn't believe that things like this were a day-to-day thing with this park.
"So we just have to find the park records?" Mordecai nodded as he headed for Benson's office, even though he didn't think he was going to find them for 2 possible reasons:
1: Benson would have to be the biggest idiot ever to leave the park records where he and/or Rigby could find them.
2: Since last time, Benson has rarely brought the park records to the house for the sole reason to keep it away.
Mordecai and Margaret went to Benson's office… and they flipped the bitch! (Guess the Reference =D) The entire office was wreaked from their frantic search.
"It's not here…" Mordecai couldn't say he was surprised.
"So what do we do?" Margaret looked towards Mordecai who seemed to be thinking of another way. Suddenly the whole house shook as they ran to the window to see that the storm had calmed down a little but also they saw Snowballs wrecking the house.
"GET DOWN!" Mordecai grabbed Margaret as they both hit the floor just barely dodging Snowballs taking the roof off the house, scaring Margaret as small debris covered them. Mordecai looked up to see SB preparing to toast them. Mordecai and Margaret were saved by the debris on them but now they were basically lying under a fireplace. "Come on Margaret!"
Mordecai helped Margaret to her feet as they both ran out the back door as SB kept on his assault. They tried to put as much distance between SB and them until they have a way of fighting it. Everything that Mordecai used last time is gone. Skips is MIA, The cart's destroyed, and he had no clue where the park records were. They had to lie down on their stomachs to draw less attention to themselves as they watched the house burn to the ground… again.
"Mordecai what do we do now?"
"We need to find Benson. Do you have signal?" Margaret looked at her phone to see… no bars. "Maybe if we only had something that pumped out a lot of heat we could probably melt it."
Suddenly Mordecai felt someone trip on his foot. It was Benson; the first and last person Mordecai wanted to see. He grabbed Benson to keep him down.
"Mordecai what the hell is going on today?! Where's Rigby?!"
"SHHHH!" Mordecai and Margaret shushed him. "We'll explain everything later but right now where are the park records?" Benson thankfully understood what Mordecai was planning.
"I keep them at Skips' house since the incident last time. Check under the floorboards under Skips' bed."
"Thanks Benson! We need you to find Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost and buy us time!" He patted an objecting Benson on the back as he and Margaret took off for Skips' house. They ran up to Skip's house to find it unlocked…
"Skips man, you need to lock your doors." Mordecai and Margaret ran into Skips' bedroom which was filled of strange relics. His room looked nothing like the rest of his house and it spooked the hell out of Margaret. They moved the bed and found that one of the floorboards was missing. They check in the hole and find it empty. "Where is it?!" Mordecai was now frantic as he checked every inch of the hole as he looked for the book.
"I-it's not here." Now Margaret was frantic. They now had no record book as they thought it was the only way to get rid of Snowballs. "What do we do now…?" Margaret was on her knees looking at the floor, tear ducts at the ready. "How do we stop him without those park records…?" Mordecai looked to Margaret and almost as if on instinct he pulls her into a hug.
"Margaret, please don't cry…" His voice was in the loving and caring tone that Margaret loved to hear. She looked up to see Mordecai's caring face. "I promise we will figure this out and will defeat Snowballs… then we're one step closer to Rigby and Eileen…" Margaret nodded now calming down.
Suddenly they felt tremors. They ran to the window to see that the snow had stopped but a bit more pressing was the fact that Snowballs was on a direct path with them.
*Crash*
Behind them they noticed two suits of armor had fallen off their stands. They picked up the armors and read the tags. "One size fits all, will shrink or grow to the wearer's size, fireproof and resistant to damage." Mordecai's face lit up as he got an idea. He looked at Margaret who managed to figure out what he was planning. Mordecai had to be desperate at the idea he just had…
(Battle Music if you want: watch?v=q1Y7tY8NppM This guy's got some epic beats XD)
The two slammed the door open, now encased in the armor. They both had similar swords and shields as they prepared to fight Snowballs who was now hauling ass towards them. Mordecai and Margaret charged at Snowballs hoping that they didn't just kill themselves. Mordecai got SB's attention as Margaret tried to get on its back. SB flicked its tail when Margaret stepped onto it, sending her flying up and falling towards SB's mouth. "MARGARET!" Margaret was swallowed alive by the giant snow monster… which sent Mordecai into a rage. He ran at the monster but was stopped when he saw SB had toppled over and melted away along with the rest of the snow… leaving behind an armored Margaret, an unconscious gumball machine, a ghost, and a fat green man. She lifted her head piece off and raised her sword to say the most awesome thing Mordecai had ever heard her say…
"OHHHHHHHHH!" Margaret couldn't get more perfect for Mordecai at this point. He was speechless that she was just fine and the only thing he could think to do was this…
"OHHHHHHHHH!" He ran up and hugged her; still glad she didn't just become a future monster turd. "H-how did you kill it?!"
"I just sliced its throat as I was sliding down and I think I hit whatever it had for a heart!" She spoke like it was no big deal that she had been eaten. They look towards the three bodies still lying in now mud puddles. "Should we help them…?" They noticed them starting to stir in their sleep and realized they were alive. Probably traumatized for life… but alive. They went inside to change out of the armor and when they were finishing…
*Chime*
The familiar chime as Margaret wasted no time reading the text.
"Now that was entertainment! LOLing at how stupid you too looked in those armors. On with the show: Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many boyfriends Want to see you."
"At least she's being straightforward with her crap clues. How many boyfriends have you had?"
"Too many…"
A/N How many boyfriends will these two have to fend off? Well that all depends on you guys. Send a name and brief descriptions by PM and you will see them here… hopefully.
Snowballs' a dick of an enemy, and yes I'm not proud of the decision on how to kill Snowballs… but I don't care anymore. I spent 3 days trying to think of another way but I guess Armored Mordecai and Margaret vs. Snowballs the ice monster will have to do. Sorry… but as always, Review, fav, follow, and all that good stuff and I promise the next chapter will be better! Sal out!