A/N This will be an instant messaging one and I can guarantee that most- if not all- of the characters will be OOC x

ValkyrieGrandeButera has signed in.

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ValkyrieGrandeButera says:

Heyya Skul.

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Hello Valkyrie. Why is your screen name 'ValkyrieGrandeButera'?

ValkyrieGrandeButera says:

BECAUSE ARIANA GRANDE BUTERA IS THE BEST!

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Who is she though?

ValkyrieGrandeButera says:

Singer, Dancer, Actor. I love her songs soooo much!

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Well can you please change your name? I don't get it.

ValkyrieGrandeButera says:

Yes father...

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

OI! I am not your father! If I was your father, you would be nearly as awesome as me! ;)

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Yeah, whatever!

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

What is 'Baby I'?

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SwOrDlAdY says:

Wassup peeps? Xx

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Tan, please explain to Skul what 'Baby I' is xx

SwOrDlAdY says:

It's only Val's favourite song EVER!

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Oh.

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Baby I got love for thee so deep inside of me
I don't know where to start
I love you more than anything
But the words can't even touch what's in my heart. xx

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Oh lord! I thought you weren't into the sappy love songs!

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

-_- imma gunna get you for that!

SwOrDlAdY says:

I'd hide if I were you Skul!

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Why? OOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHH!

How did you get here so quick?

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

I have my ways!

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Okaaaay...

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Heyy, Tan I thought you were spending the day with Ghastly xx

SwOrDlAdY says:

Well, I was but he got called back to the Sanctuary for 'important business' xx

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Aww, sorry sweetie xx I know how much you were looking forward to that. Xx

SwOrDlAdY says:

It's okay hun xx anyway aren't you and Skul meant to be on a case?

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

No. Erskine just said that so we'd get out of his hair.

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

He needs to take a chill pill. When we went in he had folders everywhere and he looked like he hadn't slept in weeks! Xx

SwOrDlAdY says:

Oh xx

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

Why are you two typing 'xx'?

SwOrDlAdY says:

Because we always do when we're on here xx

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Yup xx

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

What does it mean?

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Ahh the sweet ignorance of Skulduggery xx

SwOrDlAdY says:

'x' means kiss

'o' means hug

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

How does 'x' mean kiss and 'o' mean hug?

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Aaaanywaaaay... xx

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BestTailorAlive says:

Hey guys, BTW I'm sorry Tanith but I'm going to be late home tonight. I have to help Erskine sort through his paperwork and he has loooaaaadddss! It's going to take loooooong!

SwOrDlAdY says:

It's okay baby xx

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Heyy, Tan, do you wanna have a sleepover round mine?

SwOrDlAdY says:

Sure sis, will be over with sweets and brownies! Xx

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Kk babydoll. Cya in a bit xx

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BestTailorAlive says:

GTG, Erskine looks like he's about to murder Tipstaff! Byee peeps!

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Kk, byee and say hiyya to Erskine for me!

OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

And me!

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OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

And then there were two.

Valkyrie 'Baby I' Cain says:

Ooooh gotta go, Tanith just got here. Talk later. Byeeee xx

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OneOfAKindSkeletonDetective says:

I love you. Xx

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