Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: PG-13, more naughty stuff implied
Pairing: KisaIta
Author's note: English is my second language so please don't kill me over grammar mistakes and all those things.


MARRIAGE

Most relationships start with a fateful party, a coincidental glance and a shy smile.

Uchiha Itachi's relationship started with a criminal organization, a blood-red glare and a snarl (courtesy of Kisame).

Leader put them in the same team because Itachi's power in the Ninjutsu field complemented well Kisame's Taijutsu and brute force. Kisame of course protested vigorously with Leader but only received a brutal no which sounded more like 'He is a smurf and you're blue, it's a perfect match. Now leave me the hell alone!'.

The first days were obviously the worst. Itachi was constantly glaring at Kisame and Kisame was constantly glaring at Itachi. Sasori thought that it was really funny because the force of Itachi's Sharingan Glare was unrivaled but then… Kisame didn't need to blink so these Eye-fights went on for hours before someone decided that it had to stop. That someone being always Sasori.

Something changed during their first mission together. What happened was the most well-kept secret in the ninja world, not even the Leader knew the secret of The Mission.

After then Itachi became more quiet, never started a fight with Kisame and always walked near the blue skinned giant. Month after month the rest of Akatsuki begun to notice the quick glances that sometimes the younger missing nin gave to Kisame and the tendency that the older one had to 'accidentally' brush his hand with Itachi's. Of course Kakuzu had all kind of bets on when, where and why they were going to end up together. In the real sense of the word 'partner'.

Years passed and their bond grew stronger. Sometimes Deidara would comment how cute it was to see Itachi slim form in the arms of the bigger nin when they were seated on the big old red sofa in the common room. Kisame would flip him the finger and everything was all right.

One evening Deidara was feeling a little bit too noisy.

"You should marry! Really! It would give more stability to the group. And it would be very cute!"

"Why don't YOU marry, we are all right like this." answered Kisame

"If Sasori-danna asked me I would gladly say yes! At least he gives me presents! You haven't even bought yourselves a pretty ring… For engagement's sake, you know."

And then Sasori wacked him in the head. Everyone decided that it was late and so they went to the respective rooms to sleep.

In the intimacy of their room the ex-member of the Mist Seven glanced at his partner that was slowly undressing himself, preparing for the night. There was nothing seductive in Itachi's movements but they awoke in Kisame a primal sense of possession that he could not explain. That he could, would, not resist.

Spent and really sleepy from their passionate lovemaking the two of them remained cuddled near the other, the Uchiha prodigy in the arms of the Mist nin.

"I was thinking about what Deidara said. About the ring." said softly Itachi

"Uh? What about it?"

"You should really buy me a ring. A big one. With a sapphire."

"Oh yeah? What about you, Itachi-san, aren't you going to give me a ring?"

Itachi only smiled, sat up and straddled Kisame, his backside pressed against the blue nin's groin. Kisame groaned.

"I already gave you your ring."

Kisame grinned.

"Pervert."


A/N: I'm becoming more and more perverted as the story goes on! XD I promise that the next will not be so pervy, I swear! ...Well, if you like even these ones tell me, I'll try to write a lemon (of course I'm not going to write a full sex scene, but there will be kissing... And maybe groping...)!