Disclaimer: I am a complete and total twilight fan. No I do not own though I wish I did. But don't I always say this stuff?
Yeah, yeah I do. But any-who, lets move on. To my wonderful story of course. So… how did you all like my last chapter?? I thought it was really interesting to say the least. And by the looks of it all of you do to. And like I always say I really appreciated it. Love you all lots.
I am so sorry to all of you out there who have been waiting for updates. I truly am. It's just that I suddenly came down with a nasty case of writers block. Don't worry it's not contageous...At least I don't think. Any-who I loved writing last chapter. I honestly think Im moving just a it slow; So Im going to speed up a bit. Brace yourselve...BTW..( I warn those who actually read my informative author's notes. LOL) How many of you have had that feeling? lol Back to what I was saying. Where was I?....Oh! right so yeah, the drama is on it's way. Though, not a moment to soon, or too late.
Read on. And Review!!! ( Keep in mind a had a severe case of writers block lol I may be a bit rusty.)
Previously......
I got in and he wrapped an arm around me in a protective way. It wasn't at all sexual. But more like he just wanted to hold me. It was sweet. I as beaming, but he couldn't see though.
"Goodnight Edward."I said.
"Goodnight Bella."He said in a sleepy relaxed like voice. I could tell he was falling asleep.
An soon after I was too. I slept peacefully, while dreaming about a beautiful boy with bronze colored hair, a great body, and brilliant green eyes.
It was obviously Edward. And I couldn't be more proud than to have him being the one starring in each one of my dreams.
Hm. What a wonderful night of sleep. If only I got a bit more, but it was so hard to sleep knowing his body was next to mine. But honestly it was just beautiful to wake up in Edward's arms. His phone's silent buzzing went off to wake us up before Charlie. Although, we hadn't actually moved a lick until we heard Charlie moving about in the hall; No doubt going to hunt for his breakfast, which would probably consist of a series of burnt grocery store items. I would usually say that it was a waste, but he somehow finds it in himself to inhale all of the burnt substances. Well, I suppose the upside to that, is that he doesn't attempt to cook for me. That would be tragic.
After Edward left, I sat there watching the window he crawled out of for so long, that I ignored my alarm completely. Therefore I had to rush to school today. And had it not been for the elderly bitch with the walker crossing the street -Jay-walking, might I add- I might have even gotten to school on time, and be spared hearing my frist period teacher drone on about how it's improtant to be on time. I mean come on does he not have anything better to do like I don't know.. TEACH! a class!. Arrgh!!. Sorry that's what happens when I barely get any sleep at night. I would be mad at Edward, had he not been the best part of my horrifically sleepless night. Oh, well.
When lunch time rolled around, I sauntered into the cafeteria completely zombie like. I was hoping that something interesting would happen to wake me up a bit more. No such luck. story of my life. Yeah, to bad that instead of being more awake, I just feel like the living dead. Im sure i look the part also. What with the baggy dark circles under my eyes, careless poor choice of clothing, and my bed head. No, seriously. I rollled right out of bed, and threw on the closest thing to me. Im sure Alce will be reprimanding me about that one when I see her next. and she'll get over on me only this time, because I don't even think I have the strength to move the muscles in my jaw.
I wonder if Edward feels anything close to what I feel? Doubtful, he probably slept like a baby. Silly me to think that I have that kind of affect on him.
I got in line, and paid for just a coke. I hadn't gotten anything to eat because I was too tired to chew. How pitiful. Im hoping the caffeine in the Coke will wake me up a bit. But with my luck, I'll just get slack-jaw, and end spewing it all over myself. That would be even more pitiful. I walked to a secluded table at the back of the room, noticing no one else had arrived to lunch yet. Then I proceeded to pull my hood all the way down over my face and bury myself in it's massiveness. The sweater used to be Jake's. But in all of his huge glory, he out grew it I was surprised to say the least he was already huge enough.
"Couldn't he just be normal?"I grumbled as an after thought.
"Who needs to be normal?"Alice asked sitting down next to me. I didn't have to look up to know it was her.
But I did look up when I smelled the distinct aroma of some sort of caramel caffinated beverage. My head shot up so fast, I nearly got a whiplash. So much for zombie-like, it's amazing what the smell of caffeine could do for a person in my state. I wonder.... could that be a new type of antidote? Weird, are these the type of thoughts that go through their fried brains also?
OMG!! I NEED caffeine. Quick! It might be spreading to my brain.
I look around searching for the source of the smell.
Rosalie? No, she too busy filing her nails. Emmett? No, staring at Rosalie file her nails. Ang? No, talking to Ben. Jasper, No, staring off into space. Damn articualte bastard.. Where is that coffee. Im sure I look vicious. At least, that's what I feel like.
That just leaves the pixie, and the adonis himself. Who surprisingly looks much like me today. Huge hood, zombie-like, bed head, not that that's much of a change.
"Alright, whose got it?"I asked sounding feral. I was scaring myself.
They looked to me as if I were crazy. I don't blame them. "Whose got what?" Rosalie asked.
"I smell caffeine damnit, whose got it."Alice, Edward, and Jasper, began to snicker.
"Chill Bells. What? did you withdraw from sleep or something?" Rosalie asked sounding amused?
I didn't find it funny. She was just like me, of not worst when she didn't get sleep. Apparently Jasper felt the same.
"Rose, really? Your the same if not worst than Bella, when your tired."He said, eliciting laughter from the entire table. she just rolled her eyes. Then I remembered Alice, Edward, and Jasper snickered when I first asked. What for?
"Oh and what's so funny you three? Is my zombie-like state amusing to you?"I asked pointing to them.
If possible they laughed harder. "Actuall yes, it is." I rolled my eyes at Edward, as he tantalizingly pulled out the very beverage I so craved for from under the table. I reached out for it and he pulle dit back. I growled. Yes, I growled. Surprising myself and everyone within hearing distance.
"Did you just growl?"Edward asked from where he taunted me across the table. I didn't look up, as I was keeping my eyes on my precious. I just nodded.
"Alice give it to her before she jumps across the table, and attacks poor Edward." Jasper said. What was he talking about.
Alice laughed her tinkling laugh, and reached in huge purse for another coffee like Edward had. I think I almost cried. It looked too good to be true. Sinful even. It was what looked to be a caramel macchiato. It was the perfect blend. Not to deep in color, not too pale in color. It was just right. And to top it all off, it had a nice heaping of whipped cream on the top layer, with beautifully shaved chocolatehovering over the top of the mound. Mmmmm.... Yum.
Wait, they were all in on this? Oh who cares. Just get the damn coffee, Im dying inside of here with all of the stupid thoughts flying our your brain. This, I htought to myself is just one of the components of sleep deprivation. Next step, hallucinations....
I all but snatched it from Alice on that note. It tasted heavenly. Almost as good as I imagined Edward's lips would taste. Oops. Well, at least I know Im somewhat back to myself.
I hugged Alice fervently, trying to convey how thankful I was. I had at one point thought to ask how she had known. But I decided against it seeing as it was Alice after all. She knows everything.
I was more content after that little incident. And Alice, Edward, Jasper, and I all headed off to class. Edward and I usually sat together. But I suppose Alice had other plans today. She probably wants to talk about what happened last night, on both accounts, meaning mine and hers. Im positive mine wasn't as eventful as her may have been. But special to me none the less.
I took notes attentively the first few minutes of class waiting for Alice to pass me the note I knew was coming. Then after about ten minutes, something slid undermy hand. Knowing what it was, I didn't look down for fear of getting caught. When I was sure I wouldn't be spotted, I opened the note.
Soo.....How was last night with my brother? :)
How was last night with Jasper? I retorted remembering my predicament when I found him in my room.
Uh-uh, your not getting out of that question. Spill !
I sighed.
It was nice. Kind of like a stepping stone. I think he likes me we flirted alot.; ) I threw in to make her uncomfortable.
As I predicted. She rolled her eyes and mock gagged. I silently laughed.
Eww....But get to the good stuff
I had to rummage through my mind for something that she would like. Oh! I've got it.
Oh, uhm..he got really jealous of was really cute.
Ooooh, I didn't know Edward was the jealous type..
Ya, me niether. I was severely turned on. Ha ha..
:0 ! Bella! such language. What is that brother of mine doing to you.
Corrupting me in all the right ways...ROFL!!
No, your not...I can see you...
Huh?what is she talking about.
What? are you talking about Alice?
Im looking at you. Your sitting in your seat. Not ROFLing.(AN: for those who don't know ROFL means rolling on floor laughing. Clearly bella is not lol.)
I just stared at her for a moment, then we laughed together silently trying to silence the even louder guffaws that threatened to escape.
The boys looked at us funny, but otherwise ignored us.
Anyway are you ready for shopping after school?
I Had totally forgot about that.
Uhm.. yeah sure I guess. Hey! you changed the subject. What happened with Jasper?
Okay, I'll tell you while shopping to many details k? ;)
Okay. Eww..but sure...lol
Don't eww me your the one turning into sexy bella behind my ha
I did not....much ; ) lol I slid the note to her and almost instanly I got it back.
Bad bella...
Yeah but your sinfully sexy brother likes it. I think. ;)
I sent the note back to where it came from.
Oh, I definitely liked it. It's very attractive. ;)
Eww. Alice leave the seducing to your brother. lol
Oh, but isn't that what im doing. Are you alittle confused Ms. Swan?
I froze. Omg! That was Edward. Kill me now. Im so not writing back to him. I need to pick my face up off the floor to where it splattered on Alice 4-inch killer heel. Wait a minute. Alice. She has to have known he was writing to me. I looked up and she was staring straight ahead, not breathing. That would be odd, had I not known Alice a good portion of my life, and could read her like a fortune teller with a crystal ball. (No pun intended).
No. I knew that when she held her breath and wouldn't look me in the eye she was trying to prevent herself from laughing. She knew. Oh, she knew alright, and apparently Jasper. I am so going to get them back for this Alice first. What to do?.....
Burn Clothes? Nope, she'll buy more.
Cut credit cards? She'll get a new one.
Maim all of her make-up and accessories. Nope, She's probably got a stash.
OOOhhh!! Simple. I'll just deprive her of Bella barbie time.. HA HA HA hA HA AH HA ....yeah, so my inner evil laugh needs definite improvement.
I smiled evilly at this thought. I guess Alice noticed to.
"NOOOOO!!!" She screamed shocking everyone in class. "I know what your thinking. Im sorry. Anything but that, just not my precious Bella barbie time!!!"
What. The. Hell. How does she do that?
The teacher told Alice to take her seat and be quiet or be prepared for the reprecautions. Blah. Blah. blah. Like he'd stand a chance when Alice brings out the puppy dog pout. He'd instantly be rendered defenselss.
"Fine" I said. Putting her outof her misery. You know seeing as she was steel kneeling on the floor at my feet. She knew what I was refering to when I replied.
When she finally calmed down, and sat down. I continued on Evilly with my plans for Jasper and Edward. Edward I knew I would get back in a more fun-for-me-bad-for-you kind of way. But phase one of that plan would consist of torturing Japser. He is so coming shopping with us. And he's going to pay big time.
Class Ended and I all to willingly -NOT!- got ready to go shopping with Alice. I was getting in my car to drop it at home before carpooling with Alice. but then I remembered. Jasper. Phase one:Get Japser to go shopping, is under way.
I turned from my door to look at him. I could smell his fear. Good, it's smells delicious.
"Oh, Alice."I said in a sing-song voice. She turned to me. And I notice Jasper begin to panic. The evil me on the inside rejoiced at this.
"yeah, Bella?"
"What do you say we invite the boys to come along? We can cover more ground that way."
She squealed with happiness. And phase one is complete. Try as he may, Jasper can refuse Alice nothiing.
"Thats a great idea Bella. And a wonderful form of revenge. I've taught you well."She said. OMg is the no getting over on Alice. I guess not she's got eyes in the back of her head.
"Come on Jazzy."She said as they got in her car and prepared to follow me home. I laughed at the death glare Jasper sent me, seeing how it seemed so out of place on his usually calm face. I then proceeded to get into my car - thinking I'd be alone- but when I got in, there was Edward sitting in my passenger seat. I hadn't yet thought about it yet. So I just decided to give him the bitch brow all the way to my house. Stupidshiny volvo owner who wrote me a note that I wrote dirty things back to thinking it was Alice.
This was going to be an interesting afternoon.
Lmfaooo... Bitch Brow. ..Chola girl on Youtube. and On The George Lopez show it's called 'Lopez Tonight' for all who want to know. Look it up on the Tube please it's hilarious. I was watching it while writing this chapter. I couldn't resist.
Okay I swear each chapter is even better than the last. Once again this is a filler chapter. But I decided to have fun with it. lol poor old lady with the walker. And omg shout out to anybody who knew that it was Edward, who sent her that last note. lol
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