Some soldiers were busy walking around when they noticed a red-and-silver F-35 Lightning II fighter jet. As it flew above them, it TRANSFORMED into a red-and-silver robot. This robot went by the name, "Starscream", but he didn't like humans calling him that, or at all, due to him squishing the soldiers.
"Decepticons, attack!" Starscream yelled, as he fired a laser cannon mounted on his arm.
Shockwaves shook the dam, alerting the humans to Starscream's presence.
"They know it's here!" Haruhi yelled, "We've gotta free Bumblebee!"
"The Camaro? Have you the brain worms?!" The Green Guy yelled.
Keizan chose that moment to confront GG. "I've seen what these things can do," the Captain stated, "and if they're anything like the ones we fought in Qatar, we're all done for if they get a hold of the AllSpark."
"You expect ME to believe –"
What the green-skinned agent was about to say next was cut off as Epps grabbed him by the collar and slammed him against the wall, his feet dangling several inches off the floor. "Look here, you good-for-nothing waste of space," the Tech Sergeant growled fiercely, "We got families back home waiting for us, and friends who died fighting against those can-openers back in Qatar. And since you haven't got the foggiest idea as to what to do next, take the kid to his god-damned car, RIGHT. NOW!!" The last two words were bellowed directly in the agent's face, once again showering him with spit.
Utamaro decided to intervene before things got out of hand. "Agent Zim, do as they say," he commanded.
There was a long, very pregnant pause before 'Zim''s expression changed from shocked defiance to a resigned sneer. "All right," he said, raising his hands in mock surrender even as Epps released him. "All right… you all want to lay the fate of the entire world on the kid's primitive earth vehicle? Fine by me."
Bumblebee was strapped to a table with bright lights shining all around him, as if he was about to be interrogated. He looked on helplessly as a scientist carried what looked like some sort of Cybertronian paralyzation gun. Suddenly the doors of the lab burst open and the group of heroes, led by Haruhi and Keizan, dashed in.
"Release him! We have a Code Red situation and we need his help!" cried GIR, probably thinking in his mind that he had gone crazy.
The scientists exchanged looks but started rushing around madly, some using their brains and freeing Bumblebee from his prison. Bumblebee clambered off the table and stretched his robotic limbs. Haruhi approached, Bumblebee leaning down to meet him.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
"Yep."
GIR approached next and waved causally at Bumblebee. Bumblebee frowned at GIR.
"Look, no hard feelings…" said GIR.
Bumblebee immediately transformed his arm into a laser cannon and aimed it at GIR.
"Oh, there are PLENTY!" Bumblebee snarled.
"Listen, The Goddian is here and the Decepticons are outside!" cried Kyon.
Alarmed by this, Bumblebee was out of the room in a flash, the humans quickly attempting to keep up with him. Bumblebee raced down the corridor, entering the biggest room and then stopped in his tracks. As the humans caught up with Bumblebee, they saw what he was staring at. The giant form of Megatron, its icy body was beginning to move.
"Oh, boy!" cried Keizan in shock.
"Attention! All soldiers and guards please convert of Ice Man Silo, it is breaking free!" Zim cried into a radio.
"Can we call for help?" Miyuki asked.
"I expect that chopper robot knocked out the communications," said Keizan.
Konata looked about and then spotted a room full of computers down the hall. She thought for a moment, then smiled. She grabbed Jieku by the arm and led him down the corridor, Utamaro and the rest of the analysts following in puzzlement.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Jieku asked.
"Can you hotwire those computers to transmit Morse code?" Konata asked.
"I think so, why?" replied Jieku.
"If you can, we can get a hold of the Military Guard Frequency, and we can call in for air support," explained Konata.
"Right, you get our planes in the sky – then we can find a radio when we get to wherever this Allspark thing is and call for backup!" cried Keizan.
"Right!" Bumblebee yelled, before laying a hand on the Allspark, which in response, shrunk to the size of a soccer ball.
The team split into two, Konata, Tsukasa, Miyuki, GIR, Zim, Kagami, Jieku, and Utamaro running off to the computer room; Haruhi, Yuki, Kyon, Itsuki, Mikuru, Keizan, Epps, the Asakuras, Bumblebee, and Koichi going off towards the tunnels, everyone in the base evacuating. The final bit of ice and cracked and the whole structure exploded and fell to pieces, ice shattering to pieces on the floor.
"No! We have lost our grip on NBE-01!" One man cried.
Within two seconds, the leader of the Decepticons freed himself from his prison and stepped out, throwing out his arms as if waiting to be praised. He seemed to have heard that, turning to the human.
"NBE-01 never existed! I am MEGATRON!! HAHAHAHA!" roared Megatron, laughing like a madman.
And with that, Megatron transformed into a sleek but demonic Cybertronian fighter jet. Bumblebee watched unseen in the shadows with Kyon, Yuki, Haruhi, Mikuru, Itsuki and the soldiers as Megatron transformed. His eyes were filled with anger, hatred and a taste for unleashing hell upon Megatron and reducing him to liquid metal.
Megatron blasted down one of the tunnels towards the outside world, a streamline of blue energy left behind with a trail of smoke. Bumblebee transformed into his Camaro form, The SOS Brigade hoping into the seats. Bumblebee drove out at high speed, a small battalion of buggies driven by Keizan, his men, and soldiers of Nexus, in hot pursuit.
Outside, at the now-broken and drained dam, Starscream and Blitzwing were having the time of their lives, blasting the humans and everything else around them with their weapons. A sudden thunderous boom of roaring engines caught their attention as a large shape soared past, and then there was the sound of metal parts shifting. Looking up Starscream watched as the massive form of Megatron descended, landing with a crash on the edge of the cliff a few feet away from him, perfectly balanced.
Upon seeing his master Blitzwing transformed as well, the tank shape-shifting and re-arranging itself as it rose upwards on two gigantic legs, becoming a 34-and-a-half foot tall mech clad in beige-and-purple armor with red trim. His body was made up of the parts from his two alternate modes; the Apocalypse's front part formed his chest and torso, while the wings and the tank's cannons shifted to his back, just above the F-4's engines. His helm was jet-black in color and nearly identical to Prime's, with a red visor and a faceplate. The tailfins were attached to his wrists.
"I live to serve you, Hakai Taitei Megatron-sama!" greeted Starscream, he and Blitzwing assuming postures of subservience.
The silver behemoth turned to the F-35 robot, the expression on his face clearly indicating he was not at all pleased to see him. "Spare me your sugarcoated pleasantries, Starscream," he snarled. "Where is the AllSpark?"
"AllSpark? I thought we were looking for the Goddian!" Starscream yelled.
"In my absence, the humans gave it a new name. Now, WHERE IS IT?!"
"I think the humans took it with them." Blitzwing replied.
Megatron whirled on Starscream, his eyes blazing with anger.
"You fail me yet AGAIN, Starscream. Find them, damn you! Find them… and KILL THEM!!
Things are looking pretty bad for Haruhi and her friends, now that Megatron has broken free and the Decepticons gathering. Can the SOS Brigade accomplish the impossible and defeat these psychotic metal giants?
Yes, Zim is from Invader Zim.
Hakai Taitei (破壊大帝) is Japanese for 'Emperor of Destruction'; the Japanese title for the Decepticon Leader – in this case, Megatron.
Megatron's appearance here is a mixture of his G1, 2007 film and TF: Animated looks.
With that aside, review and tell me what you think of it, and… (-salutes-) All hail Megatron-sama!!