Disclaimer: I do not own bleach, but I wish I owned Hitsugaya... he would fit perfectly in my closet!
A/N: So this is NOT, I repeat NOT the awesome piece I was going to update with. That is still a work in progress, but I did decide to update with this cute and different style of writing, just to give a little more variety to this collection.
Determination
"Taichou!"
"What?"
"Let's go shopping!"
"What for?"
"A new couch, this old one is killing me."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you'll get too comfortable."
"But that's the point!"
"I can't have you sleeping all day."
"But this old one hurts!"
"Than don't sleep on it!"
"But everyone needs their sleep!"
"Not the people who get too much of it."
"Oh, come on!"
"It's a waste Matsumoto, don't ask me again."
"Fine, I guess I'll sleep in your bed tonight since--"
"What—No! Absolutely not!"
"Then where am I supposed to sleep?"
"Not in my bed."
"Then where?"
"I don't know, the ground?"
"The ground?! But it's so uncomfortable!"
"Your couch or the ground, take your pick."
"What kind of choice is that, they both kill my back!"
"Good, than instead of sleeping you can get some work done."
"Do you want me to be grumpy in the morning?"
"I think I can handle it."
"Just wait until you get a tired fuku-taichou on your hands."
"A tired one must be better than a sleeping one."
"Taichouuu, why are you doing this?"
"Doing what?"
"Being so—so annoying!"
"Because you're asking for things you don't need."
"But I didn't ask for you to be so aggravating, besides I do need my back!"
"You'll be fine without it."
"Since when have you seen anyone function without a spinal cord?"
"Many times."
"You're lying"
"Yup."
"Urgh! That's it, I'm sleeping in your bed tonight."
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
"No, you are not."
"Now I'm determined."
"Fine! I'll get your damned couch!"
"No, I think your bed is better."
"MATSUMOTOO!!"