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Well, that's strange. I don't recall ever seeing a dragon that looked quite like that one said Mulch.
What is it, Mulch? You have that look. I don't like it when you have that look said Bucket.
Fisher: Off! Get off! Go!
Bucket, what do you see? Asks Mulch
Something I wish I hadn't, Mulch said Bucket.
scene changes to Berk
Okay, now remember, gang we're only taking absolute necessities to Dragon's Edge said Hicca.
I guess we're leaving you behind, Fishlegs said Snotlout.
Come on. You're better than that, Snotlout. Oh, wait. No, you're not. Come on, girl, you can do it. Lift with your legs said Fishlegs.
Fishlegs said Hicca.
What? Berk granite has a nicer finish. And trust me, you want the nicer finish. Point illustrated said Fishlegs.
Not bad. That's a two. Do it again. Uhm. Yeah, three. I still think we could do better said Tuffnut.
Yes, we can say Ruffnut.
Ouch!, Oh, yeah, that is a four. Yep. One, two, three, four said Ruffnut.
I'll tag it and bag it said Ruffnut.
I'll tell you what... any of you four need anything, I'll be right here said Tuffnut.
Which one of the usual suspects was out sinking boats on their dragon this morning? I have my suspicions said, Stoick.
Sinking boats? Said Hicca.
Bucket and Mulch saw the whole thing. And don't try convincing me that there's anyone else in the archipelago who could pull something like this off! Well? I'm waiting said, Stoick.
It was me, Chief! I couldn't control myself. I had to do it. What's wrong with me? Why do I do things like this? Why doesn't anybody do anything to stop me? Can't you all see that it's a desperate cry for help? Said Tuffnut.
What are you talking about? None of that happened said Ruffnut.
I know that. But I always wanted to confess to something. I didn't overdo it, did I said Tuffnut.
Yeah. I mean, overall, you seemed grounded, but still, it was a little hard to believe said Ruffnut.
Daddy, the truth is, we've been together all morning. It couldn't have been one of us attacking the ship said Hicca.
Well, if it wasn't one of you, I'd say, we have a much more serious problem on our hands said, Stoick.
Rogue dragon rider? Said Asher.
Not good, not good at all said Fishlegs.
No, it isn't. And we need to find out who it is said Hicca.
Okay, gang, let's spread out said Hicca.
I've been thinking about this rogue dragon rider said, Asher.
Dagur said Hicca.
It makes sense. If Dagur has a dragon and is attacking ships, then who's to say we won't be next? Said Asher.
Hicca! You got to see this said Fishlegs.
Those are some deep gashes. Any idea what it could be? Said Hicca.
This dragon is extremely powerful. It has the slashing attack of a Speed Stinger yet from the depth of the strikes it appears to be as strong as a Typhoomerang. Yeah said Fishlegs.
You guys, you find anything else? Asks Hicca.
This ship has been stripped of everything valuable said, Asher.
Nothing over here. Right, sis? Said Tuffnut.
Nope, no-thing said Ruffnut.
Zilch. Not a thing in front, behind, or to either side of us said Tuffnut
You know I can see that, don't you? Said Hicca.
Alright, alright, but we get to keep it said Tuffnut.
Yeah, finders keepers said Ruffnut.
Losers...I... losers don't get this 'cause it's way too cool for a loser said Tuffnut.
Yeah said Ruffnut.
A barb said Fishlegs.
That looks like one of Stormfly's said, Asher.
Which means the dragon we're looking for could belong to the Sharp Class. In fact, I'd bet my Meatlug on it said Fishlegs,
No, no, don't worry, girl. It's just an expression. I'd never do that said Fishlegs.
Tuff said Hicca.
Ah, you said Tuffnut.
Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? Asks Hicca.
Oooh! Good game, Hicca! You think of something, and we'll try to guess what it is said Tuffnut.
If we do, we get a prize. Alright? Said Tuffnut.
Think away, my good woman. And let the game begin said Tuffnut.
Hmm. Let me see. I'm thinking you two are muttonheads said Snotlout.
Yes! I win said Tuffnut.
I was actually thinking, if we find the dragon, we find the rider. And I have a pretty good idea of how we can find the dragon said Hicca.
Sharp! Did I say that it's sharp? Said Bucket.
I know, Bucket. We've gone over that 20 times said Fishlegs.
Well, it's got a very long tail. And it can tie itself into a knot said Bucket.
Yes. Yes, that's right said Bucket.
And two large wings to slice said Bucket
So? Said Hicca.
I've never seen anything like this in Book of Dragons or Bork's papers said Fishlegs/
But there is one place we haven't looked yet said Hicca.
So, I'm thinking, since Stormfly is also a Sharp Class said Hicca.
Her magnesium blast could possibly illuminate some information about this new dragon said Fishlegs.
Stormfly, easy now. Just enough to light it up said, Asher.
Deadly Nadder. I must have missed this the first time around. Who's got some chalk? I have to translate it said Fishlegs,
Fishlegs now's not the time said Hicca.
Speed Stinger! One of my favorites. There's always so much to learn said Fishlegs.
Oh, my Thor said Snotlout.
I know, Fishlegs. I got it. Later said Hicca.
That's it said Snotlout,
It's called a Razorwhip said, Asher.
Okay, Fishlegs, do your thing said Hicca,
Okay. Razorwhip. "Sharp Class dragon. Long, spiny, barbed tail said Fishlegs.
Very aggressive. Very dangerous said Fishlegs.
Yeah, we got that. Give us something new said Snotlout.
You want to do this, Snotlout? Asks Fishlegs.
Duh! I would... but I'm just... you know... I don't feel like it right now said Snotlout.
Continuing on, this symbol indicates that it can use its tail to wrap around a victim and literally squeeze the life out of them said Fishlegs.
Unless it's in a hurry. Then it just slices you in half said Fishlegs.
Punch me, because I must be dreaming. Ow said Tuffnut.
Fishlegs, is there anything about this dragon that won't kill us? Asks Asher,
How about its eyeballs? Asks Ruffnut.
No. Poisonous tears said Fishlegs.
Poisonous! I love it said Tuffnut.
Yeah. Poison's fantastic said Hicca.
Fishlegs, is there anything that might help us locate it? Asks Hicca.
Top speed, mating rituals, oral hygiene, feeding habits said Fishlegs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Go back to that one said Hicca.
Oral hygiene? Asks Fishlegs.
No! Feeding habits. If we can figure out what this thing eats, then we might figure out where it eats said Hicca.
Mhm. Sea slugs said Fishlegs,
Where? Asks Tuffnut.
It eats sea slugs said Fishlegs.
Slugs? I hate those slimy monsters said Tuffnut.
They're just snails without homes. Giant homeless snails said Tuffnut.
We've come across a few islands out there that are just crawling with sea slugs. Hopefully, our Razorwhip's feeling hungry said Hicca.
And hungry for sea slugs, not Vikings said Asher.
I have a good feeling about this island said Fishlegs.
That's what you said about the last five islands said Snotlout.
Isn't my fault said Fishlegs?
I'm an optimist guy. I'm a yak bladder half full kind of guy said Fishlegs.
I don't mean to burst your yak bladder, but does anyone consider what will we're gonna do if we actually find this Razorwhip? Said Asher.
You can marry it said Tuffnut.
And what if Dagur's riding it? Asks Asher.
Well, then Ruffnut can have him. It will be complicated, but I will one day learn to love him as my own said Tuffnut
Um, Tuffnut said Asher.
Like a little babe, a child that I carry in my arms. But he's too heavy said Tuffnut.
Guys, look! Smoke said Hicca.
A campfire said, Asher.
This dragon builds campfires? Asks Tuffnut.
Give me the Twins serve a purpose speech again. Quickly? Asks Asher.
Yeah! I've only heard the Twins are muttonheads speech, which is also very good said Ruffnut.
Okay said Hicca.
Okay, or you don't have to said Tuffnut.
Could be the loot from the ship said, Asher.
And these gashes look familiar. Alright, gang, let's split up and search the island for our rogue rider and his Razorwhip. He can't be far away. Fishlegs, you and Meatlug stay here, signal, if they come back, said Hicca.
A little later.
What is it, bud? Nice work, Toothless! Let's get him, bud! Toothless, look out! Whoa! Look out! Toothless, give me all you've got! Now, Toothless! Now! I wouldn't do that if I were you said Hicca,
I wouldn't, either said Heath.
Heath? Said Hicca.
You rolled me into a river said Snotlout.
You trapped me in a cave said, Asher.
You left me dangling in a tree said Fishlegs.
And I have to admit, the chicken move brought back some memories said Asher;
Guys, now I'm sure Heath has a really good reason for doing what he did. Right? Said Hicca.
Look. I've been living on my own out here for years and I made more than few enemies. I didn't want you guys to be involved. I needed to send you back to Berk said, Heath.
You couldn't have just, I don't know, said that? Asks Snotlout.
Would you have listened? Asks Heath.
He does have a point. We're pretty stubborn group said, Asher.
I don't listen to anyone said Snotlout.
Heath, whatever problems you have, whatever enemies you've made, we can help. You don't have to be out here alone anymore said Hicca.
Hicca, please, just let this go said, Heath.
We have a base not far from here. Why don't you come back with us? Nothing permanent. We'll get you some provisions and catch up. You can see how you like it said Hicca.
Whoa. Razorwhip. This is the best dream ever. Like I can reach out and touch it. I can reach out and touch it! Mmm. Cold, scaly. I, Tuffnut Thorston, take thee, Razorwhip, whatever your last name is, insert it here, to be my... Oh, hey, Heath. And what are you doing in my dream? At my wedding. I didn't put you on the list said Tuffnut.
You're not dreaming, Tuff said Heath.
Oh! Well, in that case, Razorwhip attack! Run said Tuffnut.
I see nothing has changed said, Heath.
Yeah, same story, different year. Let's head over to Dragon's Edge said Hicca.
You're not gonna give up, are you? Asks Heath.
Not likely said Hicca.
Okay, Dragon's Edge it is said, Heath.
Scene changes to Dragon's Edge.
You're gonna love it said Hicca.
Wait, where did you find her? Asks Tuffnut.
More importantly, can we ride it? Asks Ruffnut.
How did you train a Razorwhip? It's incredible said Fishlegs.
Actually, I owe a lot to you, guys said Heath.
To us? Said Asher.
When I found Windshear said, Heath.
Awesome name! I bet you ride like the wind, shearing through it! Get it? I used both of the words in its name to explain why he's called that said Tuffnut.
Oh, gods said Hicca.
Anyway, when I found her, she'd been hurt in a fight with a Typhoomerang. Windshear held her own. Didn't you, girl? But she needed to be nursed back to health. Then when she was better, I used the training you guys taught me on Berk. We've become the perfect team. We're unstoppable. I mean, look at her! No one can take us down. And if they try, they'll be sorry for it said, Heath.
Ha! I guess she's pretty cool but not as cool as this. Hookfang, flame up said Snotlout.
That's cute. Windshear, tail slice said Heath,
Oh, gah! Ha! What's so great about... Okay, we'll call it a draw said Snotlout.
Whoa. What else can she do? Asks Fishlegs.
Her breath can burn the flesh off a human from 100 feet away said, Heath.
You're gonna get me outta here? Asks Snotlout.
One single blade of her tail is as deadly as the sharpest battle-ax said, Heath.
Great having Heath back. He's so... I don't know, intense, hardcore. I love it said, Asher.
Yeah, it's great. he's definitely grown up since the last time we saw him said Hicca.
Hicca, it's been three years. We were just kids. We've all grown up said, Asher.
Yeah, but he was so sweet, and now he's so... I don't know said Hicca.
Edgy? What's wrong with that? I like it said, Asher.
Asher, there's edgy and then there's destroying ships, which I still need to ask him about said Hicca.
Well, do me a favor and wait until after I ask him about her battle-ax. I want him to show me how to make one for myself said, Asher.
Let's do this said Tuffnut.
Come on! Is that all you got? Asks Heath.
See? Hardcore said, Asher.
I don't suppose you want to talk to him, do you, bud? Yeah, thanks again for everything said Hiica.
Later
Eat up, girl. You'll need all your strength for what we've got coming said, Heath.
Heath? Uh, we should probably talk said Hicca.
Sure, about what? Asks Heath.
About the ship, the one that you and Windshear destroyed said Hicca.
Oh. That ship said, Heath.
Heath, what are you doing out there? Asks Hicca.
I'm just taking care of business, Hicca. Nothing you need to worry about said, Heath.
Yeah. But I do worry about it, Heath. If dragons are attacking ships, I worry said Hicca.
Look, Hicca, a lot has happened in the last few years. We're not kids anymore. Everything's changed said, Heath.
This isn't you. It can't be said Hicca.
It is now. The last time you saw me, I... Never mind. I-If you want me to leave said Heath/
I didn't say that. No, whatever it is you're going through, we can help. All of us. There's always another way said Hicca/
You're so sweet. Thank you, Hicca. You've always been a great friend to me said, Heath.
Hey, hey. Sssh! It's okay. Sorry, guys. Nothing personal said, Heath.
Okay, bud, let's get some answers said Hicca.
Scene change
Come on, just turn around. Let me see your face. Okay, this is getting strange said Hicca.
Thank you, Johann. It's always a pleasure doing business with you said, Heath.
Ah. The feeling is quite mutual, Master Heath said Johann.
I can assure you, I enjoy our every transaction said, Johann.
Toothless! Okay, Johann, let's see what we can get out of you said Hicca.
I'm sorry, Mistress Hicca, but I've been sworn to secrecy. The Chief of the headhunting Asmat tribe from Papua New Guinea couldn't part these lips said, Johann.
Really? How about Stoick the Vast of the Hooligan tribe from Berk? Do you know what trade sanctions are, Johann? Asks Hicca.
Two words that should never be used in the same sentence? Right then! Where shall I begin? Asks Johann.
Let's start with why Heath is out attacking the ships all by himself said Hicca.
I suppose it would have something to do with his entire village, including his own family, being decimated by a rather nasty group of undesirables. He's made it his personal mission to avenge his island and his family said, Johann.
By sinking and looting ships? Asks Hicca.
He's not looting. He's redistributing back to the victims of those horrible crimes. Every ship that HeatH attacks means they'll get back some of what they've lost. Of course, lost loved ones can never be replaced said, Johann.
But why? Why now? Why him? Asks Hicca.
Many 'whys', Mistress Hicca. None of which I can address at this very moment said, Johann.
Johann, why do we do this? Asks Hicca.
Sorry? Said, Johann.
You know you're gonna tell me. I know you're gonna tell me. So why not save us both the trouble and just said Hicca.
I suppose you do have a point. Picture, if you will, a brilliant sunny day on the Emerald Isle of Karantha when I received a mysterious correspondence from a little boy. Yet again said, Johann.
Johann! Where is Heath going? asks Hicca.
It's not merely where he's going, Mistress Hicca, it's who he's going after said, Johann.
There! There it is, Windshear. Remember, girl, we're doing this for my mom and dad. For our whole village. I want my face to be the last thing Dagur ever sees. What in the name of Thor? Said Heath.
Sir, that dragon's been circling up there for a while said, Savage.
Hm. Never seen one of those before said Dagur.
Nor have I. What should we do? Said Savage.
Well, you know what I always say. When in doubt, take it out. Fire said Dagur.
Wait for it, wait for it... Now said Dagur.
No said, Heath.
Reel in that spiny menace said Dagur.
Bersker: Whoa!
Well, hello, Heath. Pull harder! He can be useful to us! Very useful Said Dagur.
We got this, girl! Or not said, Heath.
Heath said Hicca.