After the girl's uncle got finished with his sentence Chief Swan walked in and said," Who are you talking about now old man?" Billy looked at his best friend and said," You old man and who you calling old?" Charlie said," I am not old you old coot." Dai giggled and said," That mustache does makes you look older and distinguished Chief Swan." Charlie said," That's exactly what said to me this morning before I dropped her off at school, she said it looks like something from out of an 80's porno." That is when Dai laughed so hard she fell down still laughing until Sam came in and said, "Billy is everything ok, I heard laughter and someone fall over." Billy shook his head and said," Oh come in Sam and let me introduce you to my beautiful niece Daisuke." Immediately the girl scowled and said," Uncle Billy I don't go by that it's Dai say it with me Dai not Daisuke what in the hell was my parents thinking when they tried to name me a boy's name and not a girl's name?"
Sam looked at the girl and shook her hand and said," It's nice to meet you Dai, my name's Sam." Right before the girl could get a word in another voice said," And my name's Paul Lahote but you can call me Paul and by the way can I say your cooking smells incredible." In walked Paul to get a better look at said Dai he eyed her fully and said," Well the cooking sure matches the look you look." A third voice who sounded so familiar to Dai said," Dad who's in the house with you, Sam, Paul, and Charlie is Bella here dad?" Billy said," Boy if you don't get in the house and see for yourself I will make sure you don't eat tonight."
Jacob walked in and saw his cousin and said," Dai-chan you're finally here thank god." With that said the male teen picked his female cousin and swung her around saying," Where have you been at, Loca I missed your ass Dai- Dai." Once she heard him call her that she hit him in the back of the head and said to the male," What have I told you about calling me that Jacob Ephraim Black?" Paul laughed and said," I only thought Billy and Sue call Jake by but by his cousin oh that is priceless." Jacob held onto his cousin not letting her go until she kicked him and he let her go. Charlie laughed and said," You should have let her go Jake remember you did that to Bells and she tased you." The male teenager said," Yeah go ahead and laugh it up guys I will remember this." Paul said," Yeah whatever Black anyway I'm headed to the kitchen to have some of the delicious food your cousin cooked." Jacob said," Dai you cooked?"
The teen girl said," Duh of course I cooked smart aleck." Paul whined," When are we gonna eat I'm hungry already." Dai said," Oh sorry guys go wash up and Jacob when you are done washing your hands please come see me in the kitchen because I would like to have a word with you about some things dear cousin." Jacob washed his hands and walked back in the kitchen and Dai started talking," First of all Jacob I want to say I don't ever want to see your bedroom dirty like that again and second that bathroom was disgusting please aim in the toilet next time because there was dried up pee behind the toilet, and one more thing take the time out and keep your room clean, oh one last thing I folded your laundry and put it up." Jacob was speechless and said," Dai if we knew you were coming over to dad's today we would have cleaned, I'm sorry you had to do all that." He continued on and said," I just wish mom hadn't died she would be here." After he said that he started crying and Dai opened her arms out letting him hold on to her as he cried. Dai let him cry his heart out until he couldn't cry anymore. She cooed in his ear and started making shushing noises calming him down. After he calmed down he said to his cousin," You always had that motherly aura around you and that's why I always wanted to be around you because you were always so nice, kind, caring, and sweet." Dai hugged her cousin and said to him," No matter what the circumstances is Jake I am always a call away." Jacob smiled and kissed his cousin on the cheek and said," Thanks for cheering me up Dai and I promise I won't call you Dai-Dai ever again."
The rest of the pack came in and said," Where's Jacob?" Paul said," He's in the kitchen talking to his cousin." Seth, Leah, Quil, and Embry perked up and said," Dai's here?" The 4 ran to the kitchen and said," Dai!" The girl looked up and said," Hi guys I missed you guys so much." Leah hung onto Dai and said," Never leave me with these 4 morons again or I will cut off your pretty hair in your sleep." Paul looked in the kitchen and looked at the two girls hugging and very stupidly said," Oh this is hot some girl on girl action is happening right here in the kitchen do you mind if I film you both?" Everyone including Jacob yelled out," Paul!" Before the hormonal boy could say anything else Sam told Paul to be quiet leaving the said hormonal boy pouting. Dai released herself from Leah and went over to smack Paul in the back of the head and said," Come on you big oaf let's get you fed."