Challenge by Nick Terakidan. I own nothing.
Chapter 10: A Three Way Smack Down: Naruto vs. Mario vs. Link
Everyone in the arena was looking down at the ring. In the middle of the ring stood the tree finalists Mario, Naruto and Link looking at one another waiting to fight.
Naruto looked out into the arena and saw a few things going on. The first was Princess Peach, Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad all holding up a banner that said Go Mario. The second was Princess Zelda waving at Link before blowing him a kiss. Naruto looked around and saw Krystal waving at him shyly. Next to her was a humanoid wolf. Naruto also noticed that a few feet away Panther, wearing a cast and having most of his head wrapped in bandages was glaring daggers at Naruto.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Metaknight announced, "Here we have the final competitors of the SSBT. Our finalists include the Wind Master Naruto, the red savior of the Mushroom Kingdom Mario, and the defeater of many demons and the savior of his kingdom Link. Due to the uneven amount of finalists there will be a three way match between these competitors. Are you all ready?"
Link drew his sword and took out his shield, Mario got into a fighting stance, and Naruto pulled out his sword.
"Ready?" Metaknight asked, the he yelled, "Fight!"
Marito started the fight by firing a bunch of fireballs from his mouth at the two. Naruto blocked the attack before spinning on his heel and swinging his sword which connected with a loud clang to Link's shield. Link stabbed his sword forward making Naruto dodge it. He followed up with an upward slash that Naruto jumped to the side to avoid and swung it around again coming close to slicing off Link's head.
Link ducked, but Narutofollowed it up with a powerful kick upwards that knocked Link back.
Naruto was brought out of his thoughts when he heard a digital sound. He spun around to see Mario had grown gigantic and swung his fist with the intent of crushing him. Naruto spun around and focused his chakra catching the attack. Naruto then sent out a wave of chakra that knocked him backwards and onto his back.
Naruto then threw his sword up blocking another sword swing from Link. Link landed on the ground before shifting into a wolf.
Naruto grinned before getting into the humming bird style. Wolf Link charged at Naruto intent on ripping out his throat. Naruto ducked under the biting teeth. The man shot up and nailed the wolf in the stomach, chest, and underneath the armpits effectively knocked the wolf back. Naruto then caught the wolf by the shoulder and then performed pile driver that effectively mashed the wolf's head into the ground.
Link turned back to normal and groaned in pain as he slowly rose up stumbling.
Naruto was cut off when Mario jumped back down from his spot and fired more fireballs. Naruto spun his sword like a fan and blocked the attack. Naruto then jumped backwards and focused is wind chakra.
"Blade of Wind."
The narrow wave of wind shot forward and hit Mario in the chest forming a large gash on his chest. Mario stumbled back before Naruto shot forward an before focusing chakra into his hands.
"Hurricane Barrage!"
Naruto jumped up and unleashed a flurry of wind chakra enhanced blows. The impacts echoed through the air as the giant Mario stumbled back and his back hit the wall.
"Nothing personal my friend," Naruto said before spinning around on his heel and unleashing a wild spinning kick that smashed Mario right in the mustache and sent him flying into the wall.
Mario hit the ground clearly unconscious.
Naruto then turned to Link and said, "I take it you want and old style fight my friend."
Link nodded and brandished his sword.
"Now then…Let me get into a more combat appropriate attire," Naruto said taking out a trio of coins.
Naruto slid them into his belt and ran the scanner over it.
"Tanuki! Kaze! Suna! Takasu!"
There was a flash of color and Naruto stood covered in armor. The head actually resembled the head of a raccoon with large gold eyes. The chest actually managed to come together as a raccoon head. The arms had black and gold shoulders. His arms had what looked like gold gauntlets on the hands with what resembled turbines on the hands. The legs were also the same pattern with small turbines on her ankles.
The rider cracked his knuckles. Then he charged forward with the intent on ending the fight. The blonde blocked a powerful strike to the face with his shield. OOO unleashed another punch that knocked Link backwards. The turbines on OO's hands shirred to life and a tornado was fired from his hands lending link away in spiral. Link slammed his legs into the round.
OOO stomped his foot and a large wave of sand shot up into the air and wrapped around Link. The armored man then jumped up and started sending kicks in waves. The attacks slammed into Link sending him flying backwards. The blonde swordsman slammed into a wall and he got up holding his sword forward.
OOO blocked the attack and kicked it away before jumping up and slamming his fist into Link's jaw knocking him backward. The eyes of OOO's mask lit up as he fired a blast of solar energy from his eyes.
"Heat, wind, and sand…all the parts of the desert," OOO said as he rubbed his armored chin, "Sweet."
Link rose up and focused his powers making his sword glow. Link roared as he pointed the now super powered weapon at OOO.
The armored combatant took the scanner off his belt and ran it over he buckle.
"Scanning Charge: Desert Crasher!"
The turbines on OOO's hands and ankles spun before wind and sand focused on his left arm. The sand was also glowing meaning that it was red hot and incredibly powerful.
The two charged at one another.
"Come on!" OOO yelled as he swung his fist and Link swung his sword.
There was a loud explosion and the ground beneath them shook slightly. Everyone gasped and looked at the arena with baited breath. Krystal was praying under her breath while Panther was grinning evilly. If he was down and really hurt after this fight he could comfort his dear Krystal.
When the smoke cleared it showed Link and OOO still standing. Smoke was rising off OOO's knuckles and Link's sword. the two looked at each other not moving an inch. Then out of nowhere there was the sound of cracking. Link's sword shattered like glass. Link looked down at his sword. He threw the broken weapon to the ground. Then he pulled out his bow and started firing arrows. OOO ran through the onslaught before he got up underneath Link before a miniature tornado formed around his arm and performed a vicious uppercut. Link cried out in pain as he was sent flying upwards.
The man then shot up using sand as the spring and was in front of the flying Link. OOO drew back his arm and unleashed another wind enhanced punch that sent him flying he impacted the wall and there was an explosion.
Metaknight yelled, "Game!"
OOO landed on the ground and transformed back into Naruto.
"The winner and new champion of the SSBT: Naruto Uzumaki Namikze!" Metaknight called.
There was a loud round of cheering as Naruto threw up his arms in a celebratory gesture.
Pretty soon Naruto was standing in the middle of the arena with the other contestants standing around him. Metaknight approached the group and took out a medal.
"Naruto Uzumaki Namikze," Metaknigt said, "Come forward. You have shown extreme skill in combat and have managed to defeat some of the toughest of the fighters of Smash Brothers. We are proud to present to you this medal for your victory here today."
Naruto took the medal and said, "Thank you my friend. Now before I go there are a few things I would like to say. I would like to thank the people I fought for the good fight and for being good sports. To a certain vixen I would like to say that the next time a certain perverted cat flirts with you…do me a favor and break his jaw over that staff of yours."
Krystal nodded. A portal started to open up in the sky. As Naruto started to leave he felt a soft hand on his shoulder. He turned around to see Krystal. The vixen kissed the blonde on the cheek almost gingerly and giggled slightly at his blushing face.
"Don't be a stranger kid," she said, "Try and come back if you can."
Naruto nodded and said, "I'll find a way if I can."
With that Naruto walked away and stepped through the portal home.
Naruto opened his eyes to find himself back in the council room that was still in the middle of an argument. Naruto realized that the hand brothers had sent him back to the exact moment that he had been pulled out of his world to the Smash Brothers dimension. He initially thought that it was a dream until he saw the medal that was in his hand. Naruto he also felt something in his pocket. He reached in and pulled out two pairs of ear plugs.
He grinned before throwing the spare pair to old man Sarutobi. The man looked at Naruto thankfully. He put them in his ears and the duo leaned back and settled down for a nap knowing that t would be a long time before this meeting ever really ended.
Cut! Sorry for the short chapter everyone, but there wasn't much to go on in this one. Well Naruto won the tournament and we got to see the armor he got from the Ichibi. Next chapter will contain Jiraiya's pervertedness, Sakura being completely crazy, and a mission of peace to another country. Which one? I don't know, yet. I'll probably have it figure out by the next time okay see you all later bye.
Oh by the way there was this omake that I forgot to put in the last chapter of Element Master…here you go.
Omake for Element Master: Sasuke's Defeat idea from bearybeary again…seriously is someone other than him going to help me out here because I know he is getting sick of giving all the ideas here. If you can think of a good jutsu idea let me know.
Naruto and Sasuke glared at each other in the desert.
"Come on Namikaze-sama," Sasuke said spitting the word sama out.
"All right," Naruto said as he eyes turned brown, "And since this is a special occasion I'm going to show you my most powerful earth technique."
Naruto then focused his powers and Sasuke braced himself.
Naruto yelled, "Column Shot!"
The sand beneath Sasu'e hardened and the column shot out and smashed Sasuke right where his twig and berries were. There was a light squeak from Sasuke. Then there was a sudden sound of a loud scream of agony that was several octaves higher than normal and echoed throughout the desert, the elemental nations, and through to another dimension.
Meanwhile…
The screech made the two Akatsuki falter long enough to give their opponents some leverage. While Deidara was rubbing his ears from the pain and Tenzo took the idea and stabbed him in the face sending the blade through his brain.
Sasori was so thrown off by the scream and lost control of his puppets. Chiyo used this as a chance to mash the puppets with her collection of 10 and smashed them all with incredible skill before unleashing all of them on Sasori and Jiraiya ended it with a Rasengan to the heart.
In Suna…
Temari looked up at the sound and said, "I have the distinct feeling that Naruto was behind that."
Kankuro said, "I have the distinct feeling that it was the duck haired pansy that got hit."
In Konoha…
The scream was heard all over the village. All the men in the village, even the boys who had yet to be born, covered their crotches from the incredible pain. The girls all smirked knowing that some male had finally gotten their comeuppance.
The clan heads smirked the same way especially Tsume because she recognized the scream from when Fugaku Uchiha had groped her when she was a teenager and she kicked him in the crotch after he groped her.
In Kiri…
The Mizukage sat in her desk when she heard the scream.
"I don't know why," Mei said, ", but I have the sudden urge to do some crazy victory dance."
A man with blue hair and an eye patch said, "Back in my day we didn't have to do such a thing. Back then we-"
The woman looked at the man with a sickly sweet smile and said, "Ao shut up or I'll kill you."
In Kumo…
A muscular man with sunglasses looked up and said, "Yo! Did you hear that? Sounded like a-"
The man was cut off when an equally muscular man chucked his desk at him and yelled, SHUT UP KIRABI! I HAVE MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THEN SOME STUPID NOISE! DAMN, ALL THIS PAPERWORK!"
In Oto…
A red head with glasses looked up as well as a guy with tan skin and white hair.
"What the heck was that?" the white haired boy asked.
The red head said, "It sounded like that guy I beat up after I caught him peeping on me in the bathroom."
At that the white haired boy moved away and hoped he could hid the magazines he had stocked up in his room.
In Ame…
Itachi Uchiha looked around when he heard his scream. He recognized it as Sasuke's voice. He shook his head in disappointment.
"What was that?" asked a man who resembled a fish.
A dark skinned man wearing a mask said, "I have no idea. Hidan stop cutting yourself. We just cleaned the place up after your last offering to Jashin."
Hidan a silver haired man said, "Screw you!"
In Iwa…
A very short old man and a young woman with pink eyes and black hair looked up.
"What was that?" the girl asked.
"That," the old man said, "was the sound of a man losing something important."
The girl said, "Really? Sounds just like the guy whose balls I melted after I caught him peeping on me in the sauna."
The old man looked at his daughter with a calm façade, but inside eh was sweating bullets and hoping that the girl didn't find his secret stash of Icha Icha in his desk.
In the other dimension…
a teenager in a Japanese school uniform was peaking in the girls locker room when the pained cry of Sasuke echoed through the air. The scream caused him to lose his balance and fall forward. It also caused the wall to crumble. On the other side were female students and teachers wearing only towels.
Noticeable ones included a girl with pink hair, a well developed girl with blue hair, a girl with purple hair, pale eyes, and a sucker in her mouth, a girl with black that had red ribbons decorating it, and a little girl with a witch hat. (guess)
"Uh," the boy said, "I can explain."
The girl with the pink hair yelled, "GET HIM!"
Screams of pain echoed through the air as the perverted boy was beaten within an inch of his life.