Know Your Smashers
Chapter 10: Ness
A certain red-capped boy was the next to sit in the hot seat.
Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
Ness...shaved off all his hair.
"Uhh, no. I've never shaved off any kind of hair, especially the hair on my head."
Are you gonna try to prove it?
"Yeah, uhh...no...I mean...you can see that I have hair, right? It's not like I'm bald or anything." Ness muttered, starting to feel a little uneasy.
Ness...is afraid to show us what's under his hat because he's a total wuss.
"I'm not a wuss, it's just that...why don't you believe me?"
Ness...there's a flying mutant cow right behind you.
"No, there isn't. There's no way I'm falling for that."
No really, there is. I'm serious. Look behind you.
Ness was completely positive that it was a trick, but he finally turned around and as soon as he did, a hand appeared from behind him and pulled off his hat, revealing that he was in fact completely bald under his hat.
"What the? Hey! You tricked me!"
Would you like to take a look at yourself?
The announcer then showed a mirror in front of Ness, and he was completely horrified at what he saw. "OH, MY GIYGAS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
Now you know the bald boy wonder, Ness!
"No, you don't know me! You're the one who's responsible for shaving off my hair! I know you are, and if you don't come over here right now, I'm gonna PK Starstorm you to oblivion!"