A/N: Look at that, 3 episodes in two days? I spoil you guys.

...In which I squeal over the many Galex moments. Hell yes.

WHO'S THE HAZY FIGURE, WHO'S THE HAZY FIGUURRRE~

Oh, it's Alex. Cool.

NO ALEX. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE INTERVIEW ROOM; EVEN THE DOOR WON'T ALLOW IT.

It's not even two minutes into this episode and Alex is already being creepy. I can tell this episode shall be chock-full of trippy moments. YAYYYY.

I was right. INSERT TRIPPY HELICOPTER SOUNDS HERE.

I don't think Gene will approve of you two checking Alex out.

I should keep a count of how many times these episodes have a car chase BEFORE the total sequence.

...I am going to guess that he died from that. IT WAS A LITTLE OBVIOUS WITH THE SLOW-MO.

"He's dead." "So five years of medical school paid off then." I swear to god, Gene and I are on the same wavelength here.

...Why is the old lady staring at Alex? NOW PEOPLE ARE CREEPIN' ON THE CREEPER.

WE HAVE FAITH IN YOU GENE. BECAUSE YOU ARE AMAZING.

"I come when I need to." *desperately tries to giggle due to my still 12-year-old maturity level*

"I fact DCI Hunt's a hero." "What? O-o" Alex, you sound so surprised.

IT JUST OCCURED TO ME THAT ALEX IS WEARING A DIFFERENT OUTFIT AGAIN. MY GOD I THINK SHE ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT SOME MORE CLOTHES.

Chris is gonna propose to Shaz? SERIOUSLY *squeals like the fangirl I am*

Lmfao I take it Chris is not a huge fan of Kevin.

IIIII TRUST YOU GENE *creepy face*

Ohhh man. Ray and Chris are like "...You're not serious right? THIS IS A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE."

Speaking of divorces Mr. Doctor, we never got to hear about ex/Mrs. Hunt, did we? I WANT TO KNOWWWWWW. KNOW I TELL YOU. NOT "NOW". KNOW.

ALSO, ALEX STILL OWES ME A FUCKING CAKE.

Oh Chris, you're so superstitious.

YAY CARDS. I LOVE CARDS. CAN WE PLAY WAR?

...What? It's the only card game I'm good at D:

HOLY FUCK THESE CARDS THIS WOMAN IS READING ARE RIGHT. THAT IS ODDLY DISTURBING

DAMMITTTTT. I wanted the woman to read for Gene a well D: I WANT TO KNOW HIS SECRETS *creepy face again*

T-TYLER? SAAAMMMM ;A; OH GOD I WANT SAME BACK I LOVE ALEX I REALLY DO BUT OH GOD I MISS SAM AS WELLLL~

What? WHAT'S THE JUICY BIT?

...THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG.

Also, what's this about retiring? GENE'S NOT GONNA RETIRE OR ANYTHING IS HE? D8

This Doctor is reminding me of Evan. I DON'T LIKE YOU MR. DOCTOR :I

"Psychiatry actually. "Psychology." "...SHIT" Lmfao The ONE time Gene thinks it's psychiatry and he gets it wrong.

Gene's like "EWWW, I HAVE TO SHAKE HIS HAND?"

"*closes*I think we need a chat." SURPRISE BUTTSEX TIME.

...No, but really. Why does this guy keep spiriting Gene into small dark rooms?

AW YEAH, 80S COMPUTER. GOTTA LOVE 'EM.

WTF TRIPPY MOMENT AGAIN. I have a feeling this season is going to resemble LoM a LOT more than season 1 did. At least there's no creepy call card girl like in LoM D8 SHE SCARED ME.

ALEX YOU'RE BEING A DICK

AAAND WE'RE IN A SAUNA. OR BATH HOUSE. I'M NOT REALLY S-HOLY FUCK OKAY GENE'S IN IT AND HE'S ONLY WEARING A TOWEL.

...I have to say, I'm seriously unsure of how react to this scene.

No seriously. I look exactly like this right now= :I

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACT. IT'S WEIRDING ME OUT. OH WELL.

"I like it here *creepy smile*" WTF MAN, YOU'RE A CREEPY. PLEASE GET AWAY FROM GENE.

I'm not really paying much attention to this conversation to be honest. I'm more focusing on the fact that GENE IS NOT WEARING A SHIRT GUYS.

UNFORTUNATLY, THIS GUY ALSO ISN'T WEARING ONE EIT- HOLY FUCK EWWWW DON'T STAND UP.

...Now he's slithering up next to Gene. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM GENE. ALEX WOULD NOT APPROVE OF THIS.

YES. PLEASE PUT THE TOWEL BACK ON. PLEASE.

...Do I really want to know where Gene was keeping his lighter?

"Lies. Deception." OR DO YOU MEAN'INCEPTION'? OHOHO, GOT YOU THERE.

That was lame joke. Sorry.

MOLLY LOOKS THE SAMARA CHICK FROM THE RING.

YEAHHH, YOU DREAM ABOUT GENE.

WHAT THE HELL, THAT WAS THE TRIPPIEST THING EVER.

AWW, THEY'RE PLAYING CRICKET. DON'T YOU LOVE CRICKET? I LOVE CRICKET.

I'm lying. I've never played cricket before in my life

ALEX BE CREEPIN' AGAIN.

EW BABY HEAD ON THE FLOOR.

It's not a real baby. In case you were worrying. Though I don't think you're that stupid.

...I hope you're not anyway.

Please stop fighting you two QAQ

I STILL DON'T LIKE THIS DOCTOR.

GALEX MOMENT, FUCK YEAH.

"Trust me." I SWEAR TO GOD, if I were in that office I would push Alex onto Gene. And then promptly get fired.

Lmao, poor Chris. I hope he does get to propose to Shaz at end.

YEAH GENE. DON'T CALL HIM. CALL ALEX INSTEAD. *creepy face*

AW YEAH EPIC MOMENT WITH GENE

...Alex was still there. DUDE YOU'RE CREEPING ON GENE NOW?

...Once again, I'm unsure as to how to react to this.

I CAN'T TRUST THIS GUY; HE'S RIPPING GENE'S SHIRT OFF AND PUTTING A NOOSE ON HIM. THAT IS WEIRD.

"You are now properly prepared *CUE EPIC MUSIC*" *cue me dying of laughter in the corner*

WTF WHY IS RAY HERE AND WHO'S THE ONE CREEPING IN THE CORNER?

...I'll bet it's Alex. She does love her creeping.

THIS IS SO DAMN WEIRD. ALSO, FUCK YEAH I WAS RIGHT ABOUT ALEX.

Fufufu Gene said "Come".

...DON'T TELL ME THAT THE PERSON TALKING TO ALEX IS THAT CREEPER WHO KIDNAPPED HER.

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT. JUST RUN ALE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

Oh fine, DON'T show your face :C

I want to give Alex a hug now D:

GENE, DON'T BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. THAT'S ALL.

"Ohhh, so it's love, actually" THAT IS A MOVIE. WITH ALAN RICKMAN. WHO IS AWESOME.

Alex is like "...OH. So... You're NOT an asshole then?"

And now her eyes are screaming "BUT YOU CAN TRUST MEEE QAQ"

GALEX MOMENT AGAIN, FUCK YEAH.

...I HATE YOU SHAZ. YOU JUST HAD TO GO INTURRUPT THIS, DIDN'T YOU?

Lmfao Gene is like "...Oh SNAP she's having a baby can I leave no- Oh okay fine Alex I'll do what you say because I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"

Unfortunately, he doesn't actually say that.

LMFAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING "Come on Eileen!" "WHY EILEEN?" "I dunno! COME ON EILEEN!"

Gene, you don't look very happy to be carrying a baby lol

LOLLLL AND NOW THEY'RE PLAYING "COME ON EILEEN"

YEAH GENE GENIE

I love it when he says that lol C:

HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT RAY, YOU ASSHEAD

YEAH YOU GO CHRIS

I CAN'T STOP GRINNING. I THINK MY MOUTH IS GOING TO FALL OFF MY FACE.

There's so many Galex moments in this episode. NEW FAVOURITE EPISODE, FUCK YEAH.