Disclaimer: I don't own FE and whatever.
IMMA BACK. For those that don't get 'Jeigan', think Marcus. Or Seth, even. Or the original Jeigan from FE 1 himself, if you've played the game.
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COMMANDMENTS OF BEING A 'JEIGAN'
Thou art a paladin. Not any other class. PH34R TH3 M16TY PR3PR0M0T3 L4NC3!
Thine power shalt grow at a rate so insignificant that a snail moves faster than thine power shalt increase. Except Seth and Tiamat. They're cool.
Thou shalt only be used
for meatshielding, rescuing, softening, etc, etc, until thou becomest
obsolete and will be ordered to guard that wussy merchant.
Thou shalt be unfalteringly loyal to thine lord, no matter how badly she treats thee, no matter how many times she cheats on thee for her more badass brother. (Hi Seth)
Thou shalt fear no
one...except maybe that freaky psycho wyvern knight that kicked thine
ass at the beginning of the story. Of course, Seth's excuse was,
"BUT HE LOOKED LIKE...like...OMG THE HORRORS!...IT'S MICHAEL
JACKSON!"
Thou should be old. Old yet healthy enough to fight for TWO generations of wussies that will eventually carry swords that weigh three quarters as much as they do and PWN you.
Thou shalt only suck if
thou have facial hair. And, guess what? Marcus has facial hair.
If thine name is Sigurd, thou can go suckest thyself for not being cool enough to be in a game that doesn't have jeigans.
The original Jeigan
shalt be disappointed if thou art in a Fire Emblem newer than Rekka
No Ken, for thou shalt ruin the Jeigan name by having actually good
growths and usefulness.
Thine name is Marcus.
R&R! OR SERRA WILL CORRUPT YOUR BABIES!