A/N: Here's the next carol. I hope you like it!
WARNING: NEWKIRK, EDDIE MALONE, AND/OR COUNT VOLGER FANS- DO NOT READ THIS! YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES!
Joy to the World
(sung to the tune of "Joy to the World")
Joy to the world
Newkirk is dead.
Cause he tripped off a cliff (A/N: that line is courtesy of fallinginslowmotion)
Don't worry about his body
He wasn't much of a hottie.
And Alek and Deryn cheer
And Alek and Deryn cheer
And Alek and Alek and Deryn cheer
Joy to the world
Count Volger's dead.
Cause he tripped off a cliff!
Don't worry about his body
He wasn't much of a hottie.
And Alek and Deryn cheer (mainly Alek)
And Alek and Deryn cheer (mainly Alek)
And Alek and Alek and Deryn cheer (but mainly Alek)
Joy to the world
Malone is dead.
Cause he tripped off a cliff!
Don't worry about his body
He wasn't much of a hottie.
And Alek and Deryn cheer (mainly Deryn)
And Alek and Deryn cheer (mainly Deryn)
And Alek and Alek and Deryn cheer (but mainly Deryn)
A/N: Hope you like it. Please review!