Okay, thanks to the brilliant idea of Jess Anime, Sasuke will finally be making an appearance! Don't ask me where he came from or where he's been, he's just appearing, okay? Just to warn you, he will evil in this fic… I like SasuNaru but personally I think that Sasuke's a bastard. Thanks for all the awesome reviews, and enjoy the next chapter! Now we have Sakura for a disclaimer!
Sakura: Tina-chan does not own Naruto… Hey, Lee, what do you have on your head?
Lee: Do you like it Sakura-chan? It increases the glow of my youth! (turns to show off his new floppy dog ear beanie)
Gai: (wearing the same beanie)… Yes Lee, It does! (they embrace)
Gaara: … I can't believe I fought such an idiot…
Warnings: Crazed fangirls and jealous bishies.
Naruto and Gaara wandered down the street holding hands. Naruto was telling Gaara about this place and that place, and random things about different people. Gaara just listened contentedly. He was with Naruto, and he was holding his hand. Nothing could ruin his mood now…
"GAARA-SAMA!"
...Except for that. Gaara looked up in horror to see his absolute worst fear: Suna fangirls. Naruto looked at the approaching girls with a perplexed look on his face. Who were they and what were they calling HIS Gaara?
'Wait, my Gaara? Where the hell did that thought come from?'
Naruto was thrown out of his musings when Gaara attempted to hide behind him.
"…Fangirls are scary. You're not allowed to kill them, and they try to touch you…"
Gaara shivered at the thought and hid his face in Naruto's shoulder. Naruto was pissed. Who did these fangirls think they were? No one could touch Gaara but him! Those bitches should die! Said bitches walked in front of the two and glared at Naruto.
"Hey twerp! Get away from Gaara-sama!"
Naruto glared back at them.
"Why should I bitches?"
"Because you're defiling his Kami-ness with your ugly face!"
Gaara looked up to glare fiercely at the stupid fangirls. How dare they insult his Naruto-kun?
"… Go away. If you call Naruto ugly ever again, I'll kill you."
The fangirls gulped at the homicidal expression on Gaara's face. They weren't about to go away yet however…
"Why are you hanging out with this guy Gaara-sama? We want to bear your children!"
Gaara twitched at the image that statement provided, and Naruto got pissed.
"You bitches! If anyone bears Gaara's children, it's going to be me!"
"…"
Naruto suddenly blushed when he realized what he had said. Just when did he decide that he would be willing to have Gaara's children? Hell, he couldn't even have kids! He was a boy! At least it had shut the fangirls up for the moment…
"I'm hanging out with Naruto because we're dating."
Naruto turned around to look at Gaara in shock and found himself pulled into a hungry kiss. Naruto kissed back willingly, making small moans of contentment his throat. The fangirls were shocked. This blonde kid was kissing their Gaara-sama! This stupid sun-blonde kid with adorable blue eyes and luscious tan skin, kissing a sexy redhead with fiery emerald eyes and creamy white skin… both boys… The fangirls could feel themselves drooling. Then they made a decision…
"Blonde kid! What's your name!"
Naruto unwillingly broke from the kiss to glare at them.
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto! And you better fuck off 'cause Gaara belongs to me!"
Naruto had expected the girls to glare at him or something, but they didn't. They got stars in their eyes and before either of the boys could blink, they had both taken pictures of them. Naruto and Gaara just stared.
"We are no longer Gaara fangirls! From here on out, We are GAANARU fangirls! You two are so KAWAII!"
Then the two fangirls ran off with their precious photos to get them developed as soon as possible. Naruto grinned at Gaara.
"Guess I don't have to worry about being mauled by any of your fangirls, huh Gaara?
"Mauled by them for what?"
"For dating you of course!"
Naruto glomped Gaara, knocking him to the ground, and planted a quick kiss on his lips. Gaara looked slightly dazed.
"…You'll really date me?"
"Only 'cause you're a sexy panda!"
"… Hmph. If I'm a sexy panda, you're… a kitsune-baka."
"Nani? Panda-baka!"
"Kitsune-baka"
"Panda-baka!"
"…Shut up, lets walk some more."
So the couple continued their walk. Neither of them noticed that they were being watched…
The two Suna fangirls had immediately rushed over to the closest camera shop to get their film developed when they saw none other than Gaara-sama's older sister Temari-sama.
"Temari-sama! What brings you here?"
Temari and Sakura looked around. Temari recognized the two girls from the "We love Gaara-sama" fangirls club.
"Were you two looking for Gaara?"
"We are no longer Gaara-sama fangirls!"
"Really?"
"We are now dedicated to GAANARU!"
Temari and Sakura did the anime fall. So they weren't the only ones who liked the pair…
"Your photos are ready."
Sakura took the photos and her and Temari immediately started to coo over them. The Suna fangirls were curious as to what they were looking at, and stared over their shoulders. They just about died from nosebleeds. GAANARU make out pictures, sleeping GAANARU pictures… a fangirls dream come true.
"KYAAAAAAA! KAWAII!"
Tenten, Ino, and Hinata had been walking by when they heard the fangirls screams. Wondering what could be so cute, they walked into the store and looked at the pictures that the others were drooling over.
"KAWAII!"
The owner of the store was wondering why the girls wanted copies of all of the pictures… but considering the "make them or you die a painful death" looks on their faces, he decided not to ask. Then Kurenai walked in and wondered what all of the girls were staring at. She went over to eavesdrop on their conversation.
"…who's the guy with the silver hair? He's hot! And that tan guy is sooo cute!"
"Wow, who knew that Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei could make such a cute couple!"
"Cute? I think they're hot!"
Temari was rather shocked when Kurenai appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the KakaIru photo's out of her hand. Kurenai got starry eyed and hugged the pictures to her chest. The girls stared. Yaoi fangirls came in all shapes and sizes…
"Kurenai-sensei? Would you like copies of those?"
"YES!"
Then and there the Konoha Yaoi Fangirls club was born. Members? Temari, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Kurenai, and the two Suna girls. Main couples of interest? GAANARU and KAKAIRU. Let the matchmaking begin!
Naruto and Gaara ate lunch at Ichiraku's again and Gaara was tired afterwards. Naruto could understand; who in their right mind could not be sleepy after never sleeping their whole life? Naruto didn't want to be separated from Gaara just yet though, so he invited him to sleep over at his apartment. Gaara sleepily agreed. When they got to Naruto's room Gaara collapsed onto the bed and went straight to sleep. Naruto thought that Gaara looked so kawaii, sleeping peacefully with his panda beanie still on his head… Naruto smiled and gently closed the door behind him. It's amazing how Gaara could look cute and sexy at the same time…
'Whoa Naruto, deep breath, Not good to be thinking of that now. Think of… Sasuke standing in the living room. Wait, Sasuke standing in the living room? WTF!'
Sasuke was indeed standing in the living room glaring at him. Naruto stared at him shocked . What the hell was Sasuke-teme doing here? How did he get in? Seeing the shock on Naruto's face Sasuke smirked at him.
"… You left the door open dobe."
"Sasuke! What the hell are you doing here!"
"Why are you with that sand bastard?"
Naruto became extremely angry at this statement.
"Urousai! Don't call Gaara a bastard!"
"Dobe. Why were you kissing him?"
"That's 'cause I like him! You still haven't told me what you're doing here Sasuke-teme!"
Sasuke smirked and a glint of something Naruto didn't recognize shone in his eyes. Before Naruto could react Sasuke had closed the distance between them and captured Naruto's lips in a kiss. Naruto tried to pull away but Sasuke had put his hands around his head and waist, squishing them together.
'Gaara!'
Gaara woke up suddenly
with a great sense of unease. He ran into the living room to see
someone kissing his Naruto, and against his will too. Sasuke found
himself hit by a wall of sand while said sand forced Naruto from his
arms and deposited him next to Gaara. Sasuke immediately leaped to
the door way before the sand could kill him. He looked up to see a
pair of furious green eyes. Gaara was pissed off beyond belief.
"If you touch Naruto like that again Uchiha, I will kill you."
Sasuke saw the sand coming toward him and decided that it was a good time to leave. He disappeared and Gaara's sand went back into his gourd. Gaara knelt down to inspect Naruto and the distraught boy buried his head in his chest.
"Gaara, sorry… didn't meant to let… didn't want… tried to make him stop… sorry…"
Naruto started sobbing. Gaara embraced the other boy, whispering soothing words into his ear.
"It's okay, he's gone… Not your fault… I'm here for you…"
Gaara could feel himself getting tired again, and Naruto looked pretty beat too. Suddenly Gaara picked up Naruto bridal style and carried him to his room. Naruto was too tired to protest, and besides, he liked being in Gaara's strong arms… Gaara. Naruto wrapped his arms around Gaara's neck and clung to him, never wanting to let go…
'Aishiteru Gaara…'
Neji was walking around
the Hyuuga household grounds when he saw his cousin Hinata hurrying toward the
house, looking uncharacteristically excited and flushed and holding
something in her hands.
"What have you got there Hinata-sama?"
"Just some pictures Neji-niisan!"
Neji activated his Byakugan and saw… Pictures of two people he wasn't expecting.
"…Hinata-sama?"
"Isn't it cute?"
Hinata ran to her room to post pictures of her newly found obsession: GaaNaru.
TBC
Hahaha, tenth chapter done! (does victory dance) Thank you readers for the awesome ideas, I luv you all! More KakaIru next, and maybe other stuff… you'll all have to wait and see huh? But only if I get reviews! Say hi to the nice reviewers Gaara!
Gaara: …
Tina-chan: Onegai? I'll give you a Naruto plushie if you do!
Gaara: …Hi reviewer people. (grabs plushie and glares at authoress)
Tina-chan: Yay for reviewers! If I get lots of reviews I might try to update in the next day or two! It's up to you to give me inspiration! See ya!
Vocab (if you see something wrong please correct me!)
urousai- shut up
demo- but
baka- stupid
kitsune- fox
aishiteru- I love you (only used between lovers)
teme- means bastard, but its pretty much what Naruto calls Sasuke, okay?
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