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Itachi was in the middle of reading the newspaper when he noticed a man wearing a camo trench coat, a matching hat, and a pair of groucho glasses. This was far too bizarre to ignore. Who was this idiot? He cleared his throat and shouted, "INTRUDER IN THE HI-..."

"HUSH SHUSH!" Hidan hissed at the Uchiha as he scrambled to place his hand over the man's mouth. Itachi took the man's hand off his mouth.

"Don't put your hands over my mouth," he said calmly. "I don't know where they've been."

"Shut the hell up, you little..."

"Oh Leader-sama...!" he called out.

"Sorry!" he apologized.

He looked the priest up and down. "Did you really think that would help you escape out of the hideout? Leader-sama's not an idiot. If anything, you're the fool."

"Joke's on you, Itachi," smirked the man. "Actually more on Deidara than anything. He's wearing the same thing and since I caused some chaos in this outfit, Deidara's more likely to get his ass caught!"

"And what makes you think I won't use this against you or just capture you myself?"

"Because I have dirt on you and Kisame," he smirked at the man. "So much dirt, you can make a complete statue of every single kage ever with enough left over to do whatever the hell you want with it."

"Yeah right," the Uchiha shook his head. "Prove it then."

"Nope!"

"Like you had any in the first place." He left the kitchen only for Kakuzu's hand to shoot out and grab Hidan a few seconds later.

"SNIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" Hidan yelled as he was dragged past Itachi.

A few hours later, everyone was called back to the meeting room. Deidara was no longer in the room but Hidan was tied up to a chair cursing as usual. Pain came into the room and slammed down a box. This wasn't the usual box their complains had been inside of. This time it had all kinds of locks and seals on it. As soon as Pain sat down he explained himself.

"As you all can see, I've had to take some precautions," he tapped on the top of the box. "Somebody has sabotaged our complaints box."

"What?" said Konan. "Who would do that?"

Nearly everybody in the room rolled their eyes at this question. It was pretty obvious why most of the members would have a reason to steal all of the complaint cards considering it resulted in embarrassing other people, ended in beatings, and idiocy. Surely Konan wasn't that dense. Pain ignored his subordinates. "Some jackasses. Since this box is empty now, feel free to slide one of these cards into the slot."

He handed out a card to everyone. The cards were very much different than what the ones they usually have. The last cards just blank sheets of square cards with complaints on them. Now it had more features on it. It was now a sheet of paper with the members' names with small squares beside each name. Underneath the members' names were lines to write down their complaints. He explained that from now on whenever they had a complaint they wished to voice against a member, they would check one box for that member and then place the complaint for that member in the box with their name on it. They wouldn't have to worry about anybody taking them out since the boxes were now protected by jutsus and there were hidden cameras for the idiots that dared to try to break into the boxes.

"Now we can work on you all separately," said Pein. "Now we're all going to come back in a week and see how much about those complaints."

One week later, the they all met back inside of the meeting room. On the table were the boxes with everyone's name on them. Pein picked Deidara's box first and cleared his throat before reading off the first paper.

1) Deidara still doesn't know how to wipe his ass.

"As usual," Itachi rolled his eyes.

Deidara's fighting style is LAME.

I hate this fucker's hair. Somebody get this idiot some scissors.

"Cut my hair!" he glared at everyone at the same time. "I fucking daring you!"

"Your shit is stupid," said Hidan. "Cut it off."

"Fuck you! You're just mad that I'm getting bad bitches with it!" he flipped his hair.

"HA!" laughed Kisame.

Deidara slept with Mei.

"WHAT?!" screeched Kisame as he stood up and slammed his hands on the table as he glared straight at the blonde man. Deidara was confused.

"Who the hell is Mei?"

"There's even a picture here." Pein showed him a picture of Mei and Deidara having sex. This caused Kisame to nearly jump over the table to kill Deidara however Kakuzu managed to stop him.

"I take back what I said before!" Hidan looked impressed. "You banged a hotty. Damn!"

"But I didn't!" he then realized this could raise his credit in the organization. He smirked. "I mean I didn't recently considering the missions I've been on."

"Wait so Kisame's been banging two women!" Zetsu gasped. "Shit man."

"I'LL KILL YOU! LET ME GO, KAKUZU!" He struggled against the man. "That's my woman you piece of shit!"

Deidara is a total man whore.

Again, like before, there were pictures. Each picture had Deidara with his arm around various girls or being intimate with various girls. One of them happened to be of the Hinata cupping her breasts while wearing nothing but a blue bra with little sharks on them and had a school girl skirt. Kisame went ballistic at this and charged at the man. Deidara took off running. 5 minutes later, they heard a lot girly scream. Everyone rushed out to see the ass beating.

I just wanted to get a short chapter out to make up for not updating in months. Hopefully a longer chapter next time.