A/N: Bwahaha. A lot of people have been replying to Mello's answers. Which is good and all, because Mello lacks a social life. Keep 'em coming!
From: Hanako
Subject: Beauty Secrets and Marriage
Dear mello,
I bet this is the first reply you've gotten to an answer but anyway, I can do better then all that, I can get you the most...chocolate-y chocolate in the WORLD and money and information on kira...MAYBE...if you're a good boy And we'll get a seperate house for the smoker, can't let the chocolate get smokey can we??
Love Hanako(Again),
(P.s) Have you ever thought of trying to use your scar to get more fan's?
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Dear Hanako,
Will it kill you to capitalize my name? I'm better than a worthless lowercased noun or adjective! I'm a PRONOUN, geez! And no, a lot of people have replied to my answers. They're all annoying. Kinda like you. But since you're giving me chocolate and information, I'll consider you special.
And what do you mean by 'good boy'? I haven't been told that since I was in the Whammy House. Who are you, Watari in disguise? In that case, I'm NOT marrying you! Ick.
Hasn't my scar gotten me fans already? Matt suggested me to use puppy eyes and act all cute and say to Raito, "My scar hurts ever so much…the only thing that will make it better is that if you admit you are Kira" –puppy dog blink-
Sincerely, Mello
ps. Oh, and I don't need your money, honey. I have enough of my own.
A/N: OWN?! HE STEALS! FROM OTHER PEOPLE!! How can it be his OWN?!?! –gets shot- x.x