Hi hi hi everyone! It's been awhile... my parents have been doing last minute vacations with our family, so that we can have some "family quality time" before school. Back-to-school shopping is one of my favorite things ever! Going into 7th grade, so at least there's not too much pressure on stuff like SATs and... other stuff.

Anywhooooo, this chapter is dedicated to incywincyspider, because she (he? possibly, but I don't think so) is awesome, and yes, I did "stumble" upon your profile, trying to figure out what gender you are. Quite sure you're a girl, Jam. And sorry for not replying to your PM sooner, but I couldn't think of anything.

Why would they be having a war, anyways? I would support... uhm, uh, err, ugh, maybe? no... uck... BARNEY! yeah let's go with that.

If you did not understand anything mentioned in the above paragraph, no worries. :) Yes I do know I'm crazy so no need to mention it in your reviews, mmkay?

Well, happy happy happy day!

love, peace, alyce

P.S. OMG this is chapter 10! Into the double digits! Just two more chapters and a half and this story will be halfway done! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

-everyone stares at Alyce, weirded out. O.o-

Also, as of TCA 09, I have lost almost all respect of Miley that I had harbored before. Just sayin'!

And obviously, for the SEND IT ON music video (which I though was cute and OMG Kevin actually sang) they sooo totally forced Niley and tried to make it look like Nick and Selena were avoiding each other. But the behind the scenes pictures says something different. Not like Nelena will be back together though, but at least they're still friends... :)

Also, for those who are like, "Selena sucks at singing Miley and Demi have such stronger voices!" It is sort of true. Miley and Demi DO have stronger voices but Selena's is soft and gentle and pretty. And plus, I bet you can't sing better! So THERE.

P.P.S. Your thoughts on TCA 09, Send It On, and Selena's album? I know I'll get it.

Thing #10: The Perfect Boyfriend will...

Come up behind you and put his arms around you

"I can't believe that she got the cover! I mean, look at her shirt! Look at her FACE!" Mitchie complained.

"I know, right? That wasn't fair." Alex agreed.

"Well, I guess life isn't fair." Shane put his two cents in. Well, actually-technically it's only one cent as Alex likes to point out because it's Shane.

The three were standing in the lunch line, at the end, and they were discussing why so and so had gotten to be featured on the latest issue of Seventeen.

Then, Alex felt something clamp around her waist and she gasped.

"Guess who?" An all-too-familiar voice asked.

"Uhm," Alex frowned, playing along. "Spongebob Square Pants?"

"Tell me why Spongebob would have his arms around you?"

"Ohhhhh!" Alex laughed. "It's Nate! No wonder you didn't feel spongy!"