Well from now on I'm going to remind you to read this story (at least the reviewers) if there are no reviews for more than 4-6 days. After all with all the time I take to upload there's bound to be someone who forgets this thing exists.
So good news is that exams are over, better news is that there's only 2 day left of school and BEST news is I HAVE 12 As and 1 B. WHOPIE! Anyways on with the story.
This chapters gonna be more crack than anything else. Sorry no angsting here. Yeah title doesn't fit the chapter but I didn't have any other ideas.
The big bad dog fell for the innocent kitten?
Ep.8 Here kitty, kitty, kitty
Last time: "THEN WHO WAS!" Randy's whole body was as red as a cherry.
"I did." Said a quiet voice behind him with a small giggle
Randy turned around and was surprised to see….
Randy turned around and was surprised to see Cody. The neko's smile was so bright, Randy had the feeling that it outshined the sun (I suddenly remembered Justin from QAF). The 'dog' stood there stunned while Cody waved his hand in front of his face.
"Randy? Are you ok?" he asked as he kept waving his hand.
"Dyaaaammm." Randy said….or mumbled…. Stupidly as he fell to the ground.(btw Da means Yes in my language and Dyaaaam is a weirder way of saying it. Like REALLY weird.)
"Uuuuh…." Cody just stood there shocked. After all it wasn't everyday you see Randy Keith Orton on his ass talking in a weird baby language (imagine Randy in the middle of the ring acting like that, hilarious.)
Everything went quiet as Randy got back to the real world. His face turned redder than a tomato. Cody could've sworn that he heard a cricket from not so faraway.
Randy cleared his throat after he coughed awkwardly.
"Umm did I just act like a baby?" the 'doggy' asked as he scratched the back of his head.
"Yes!" answered Bob (is it just me or is this really starting to sound like a kids' story?)
"Ok then. I'll be going." Randy said as he started walking out of the garage
"Um Randy?"
"What is it Coodles?" he asked as he turned towards the neko who was holding his hand against his mouth, trying to keep his giggles in. TRYING.
"Um-hehe well you, y-you've still got…." Cody bit his tongue in order to stop laughing (and at the same time keep his mouth shut. Come on Codes you know ya don't wanna remind Ran-Ran that he's still got the 'I'M A MULE' sign on his forehead.)
"Still got what?" Randy asked as he twisted his face, which only made him look funnier.
"Well you…" Cody stopped abruptly when Randy's father put his hand on his mouth in order to stop the neko from ruining his fun.
"Randy I assure you, everything's fine. This little devil here just wants to keep you from leaving." Randy sent a confused look towards his father. Then he just shrugged and left.
"Umm mister Orton?"
"What is it cutie?" (Hehe did I forget to tell you? Bob is a closet perv here. Hehe, EEEP! *Dodges flying objects*. OK, WHO THREW THE FRIDGE!)
"Cutie?" Cody yelled bewierded ( I'm sure that's not the right way to write it but you're just gonna have ta live with it!)
"Yes."
"WHA… Oh nevermind! Where's Randy going?"
"I dunnow. School?" Cody looked at him like he was crazy (which btw he probably was)
"Why are ya looking at me like that?"
"Because it's 10 pm."
"So?" Bob asked confused
"We finished school at 2 pm?"
"So?"
"There's no school now!"
"So?" (ok I'm getting annoyed now and I'm the one writing this damned thing!)
"Randy can't be going to school?"
There was silence for a few minutes and Cody heard that cricket again when…
"I really don't know where you're goin' kid." Cody looked at Bob with an emotionless expression. After Randy's father's (brother's sister's mother's uncle's grandma… hehe sorry couldn't help myself.) eye started to twitch the neko decided that it was enough torture for the old man. The young brunet left in search of his friend.
After going around the house (and the whole street for that matter) Cody got frustrated and headed toward the school.
' Honestly with the way he's been acting in the garage I wouldn't be surprised if Randy really DID go to school.'
'What happen? Your boyfriend lost his marbles or somethin?'
'NO BODY ASKED FOR YOUR APINOIN?'
'I didn't offer my onion.'
'APINION YOU MORON!'
'That's what I said…. Onion.'
'Just shut up!'
'Oki-dokie-artichokie!'
"And I'M supposed to be the immature one?" Cody muttered under his nose.
'What was that?'
"Nothing, nothing." Cody said as he put on an innocent face. Why he had no idea after all that voice was only in his head.
As the neko got to the school he saw that he was right about Randy being at the school.
The 'dog' (It's not Cody calling Randy that since he still doesn't know about it) was sitting on a bench near the enter sulking over something.
"Randy? What are you doing here?" Cody asked as he got close enough.
"Huh?" Randy looked up and as soon as he saw his kitten, drool started to drip from his chin.
In Cody's rush to find him his hat (oh yeah he was wearing a hat when he was in the garage) had fallen of and the baggy shirt he was wearing had started to slip off his shoulders, revealing some of his pale skin (couldn't resist). After fully taking in the sight of his kitten, Randy almost fell off the bench he was sitting on., as he desperately tried to cover up the bulge in his pant AND his bleeding nose.
"Are you ok?" asked Cody as he looked at a swaying Randy.
"Nnnnnooooottttt rrrrrrreeeaaallllyyyy…." A dazed Randy answered as he fell off the bench.
The last thing he saw before everything went black was his kitten's angelic, worried face.
As Cody was balancing Randy on his shoulders and at the same time tried not to fall over, there was only one thing running thru his head:
'GOD what a weird day! Now what am I gonna do if Ted starts acting the same way?'
THE END!
Nah I'm kiddin'. Well this is probably the first chapter in a long time that didn't take me a whole YEAR to write.
Cody: "Randy stop chewing on my tail! T_T"
Randy: "Fuf if's fo fuffy!"
Cody: "What?"
Randy: "I faid….bluah….i said 'but it's so fluffy'"
Cody: "Yadda! I got my tail back!^-^" *does happy dance*
Ted: *Comes over to Cody and start circling him* "I'mma make you purr so loud!"
Cody: *Blushes*
Randy: *Grows"
Me: "Well that's a new one." *points at them*
Randy: "Pounces on Ted and starts ripping him to shreds*
Me: "WHA…H-HEY RANDY STOP IT! I NEED THAT GUY FOR THE STORY!"
Ted: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Randy: *Runs off with Ted in his mouth (aint that a big mouth?)*
Cody: *Looks at them. Then at me, them again and at me* "WELL AREN'T YOU GONNA DO ANYTHING?"
Me: *Grins with evil glint in eyes* "Oh yeah. OH KURTIIIIIIEEEEE! Come over here would ya?"
Kurt: "What is it?"
Me: "TED LOOK WHAT I'VE BROUGHT YOU!"
Ted: *Looks at me then sees Kurt* "AUGA!" *Gets out of Randy's mouth and glomps Kurt and starts dragging him towards he bedroom.*
Kurt: "H-hey WTH! PUCK! HELP!"
Puck: *Barges inside the room, kicks Ted in the head, takes Kurt in arms bridal style and barges out*
Cody: *Glares at me*
Me: *Looks at Cody* "What… at least he's still alive. He is still alive right?"
Cody: "Uuhh. TED!" *Rushes over to him*
Me: *Looks at you* "Ok so 3 more reviews for next chap! Now I'll run cause Puck wants to kill me and so does Finn and Cody as well. SEE YA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Puck, Finn, Cody: "GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID MUTT!"