Several days later.
Pinkie Lancer finally finds CIA agent, Willis Huntley, claiming to be a pizza dilvery.
"Oh about time" Willis said, and opens the door of his small house. But instead of getting a pizza, Pinkie punches him square in the face, knocking him onto his butt.
Pinkie, wearing the hoodie from the cover, reveals herself.
Willis: Lancer?
"That's for throwing me out of a plain" Pinkie said dryly.
Dec 5, 2018Pinkie: "literary"
Dec 5, 2018Willis: Well I-
Dec 5, 2018Pinkie: What you gonna do now big man?
Willis pulls out his pstol, but Pinkie uses her new powers to chop off said arm.
Willis: AHHHHHH!
"I'm putting you where you belong tough guy" Pinkie said, and her eyes turn red.
It turns out like the ending of Drag me to hell, a bunch of hands grab Willis, lterary dragging him to hell.
Pinkie smirks to herself.
Willis falls to hell. Where he sees Satan staring him.
Willis (trying to be spooky): I am Willis, fear my-
"SILENCE, SINNER!" Satan screamed, fre from his mouth.
Willis whimpers.
"Now prepare! FOR AN ENTERNITY OF PAIN!"
"NOO!" Willis screamed, and Satan grabs him, and begins giving Willis a noogie.
Willis: NO! NOOO!
Satan: HAW! HAW!
Willis: AHHHHH!
Satan: Oh be quite your wake up John Wayne!
John Wayne: I'm already up.
Pinkie: (dusts hands) Done and done.
Satan: FIND ME MORE SOULS!
Pinkie: I'll get them to ya. Hold your horses
Satan: That's SACRED Horses to yo-
Pinkie: (zip ups Hell)
Pinkie: Man he's demanding.. Anyway, what next?
TO DO LIST:
* Kill Willis (checkmark)
* Literary Nothing