Author's Note:
I would just like to say... Stu got his ass kicked by girls too much in Scream!
I mean think about it! He was the one in the ghost outfit all the time, Billy was too much of a coward to do the dirty work himself! Sorry, I'm a little pissed off at the movie's ending... and the fact that Billy probably would have killed Stu if Sidney hadn't done it for him... damn them big screen TVs! But as my mom said when she first saw Stu die in Scream, "I think it's the way he would have wanted to go..." LOL!
Let's see if we can count how many times Stu gets beat up by a girl in the movie...
Once by Sidney at her house, then twice by Tatum in the garage... then he got hit with beer bottles, that musta hurt! Then he just falls outa the chair while trying to answer the door at the party... and does he have a bruise to show for it? I think not...
Anyhow, watch the movie and tally up the hits yourself... it's a lot more exciting then fast forwarding through every scene until ya get to his parts of the film... man, I need to buy the DVD, I'm not gonna have a tape left to watch with all the fast forwarding I put it through!
Yep, as soon as I get $60 I'm gonna buy the Scream Trilogy on DVD... yes, I'm that stupid I will pay sixty bucks just to own the first Scream movie on DVD!
Personally if ya ask me... HE'S WORTH IT!
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Cops crowded the sidewalks as police cars sat vacant on the lawn near the small building where film class was held. Maggie and Stu accompanied Cassie towards the building where detectives stood guard.
"Sorry guys, no one's allowed inside, this is an official crime scene now." One of the detectives lectured to four students who had tried to push their way into the building.
Maggie quietly snuck past the officers as they were distracted by the other students, Stu followed her inside as Cassie stood on the lawn nervously.
"Ya know, this place is kinda off limits..." Stu whispered to her as they crept down the hallway, Maggie ignored him.
They approached the doorway that was laced with yellow caution tape, the same room that they had only hours ago attended film class in. Maggie slowly ducked under the tape and entered the room, Stu stood on the other side of the barrier as he gaped in at the room, it was covered in blood.
Stu leaned against the doorframe calmly as he watched Maggie gasp in horror at the sight of the nearly shredded body that lay outstretched on the professor's desk at the head of the classroom.
"Josh?" Maggie gasped reluctantly as she gazed sadly at the boy's mangled body on the desk.
"See ya in class..." Stu mumbled nonchalantly as he glanced over at the desktop loftily.
Maggie shook her head slowly in disbelief, tears starting to build up in her eyes when suddenly one of the detectives in the room turned around at the sound of their voices.
"Hey! You kids can't be in here!" the detective shouted at them persistently, Maggie only stared back at Stu in shock.
"I'm not in the room!" Stu replied to the cop smugly.
"Fine smart-ass! Take your little girlfriend and get the hell away from my murder scene!" the cop responded angrily. "Damn kids!" he continued to complain.
"Come on." Stu muttered to Maggie from outside the room, reaching out his hand for her.
Maggie pushed past him in silence, walking through the yellow tape as she refused his hand. Stu withdrew his hand as he watched the broken tape fall to the floor, he then took one last look inside the classroom before following her down the hall.
"Somebody re-tape off this room for christsakes!" demanded one of the cops in aggravation.
"Ain't it weird that those two are always around when someone gets sliced to hell and back?" One of the detectives muttered, the other at his side only shrugged unknowingly.
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Maggie persistently marched out of the building, Stu running after her as she quickly made her way across the lawn in search of Cassie, but she was nowhere in sight.
"I don't see why you're so upset, I mean you only met the guy last night!" Stu crudely implied as he managed to catch up with her.
Maggie stopped dead in her tracks then turned around to confront him.
"Why am I upset?" she said in disbelief. "Why am I upset?" she repeated angrier than before.
"Yeah?" he asked blankly. "Its not like you knew him."
"It doesn't matter how long I knew him, what matters is that he was a human being!" she scolded. "What matters is that I have feelings, unlike some people!" she furiously told him.
"Oh really?" Stu questioned smartly. "You have feelings now... since when?"
Maggie glared at him with hatred in her eyes, he returned the look.
"Since I stopped fucking around with heartless assholes like you!" she answered cruelly.
"Oh, so now you decide to bring up fucking, too bad it wasn't last night! That is if you can even remember-" he evilly spat back at her until she angrily cut him off.
"Don't!" she threatened him boldly.
"No you don't! Trust me sweetie, you don't want me for an enemy!" Stu warned her.
"Yeah? Well I don't want you for a friend either!" she calmly told him, her eyes staring through him in anger.
Maggie then turned in the opposite direction and continued to march away from him, he watched her meanly as she walked across the lawn back towards her room.
"She has no idea what she has done!" Stu told himself as he walked away with a menacing look in his eyes.
I would just like to say... Stu got his ass kicked by girls too much in Scream!
I mean think about it! He was the one in the ghost outfit all the time, Billy was too much of a coward to do the dirty work himself! Sorry, I'm a little pissed off at the movie's ending... and the fact that Billy probably would have killed Stu if Sidney hadn't done it for him... damn them big screen TVs! But as my mom said when she first saw Stu die in Scream, "I think it's the way he would have wanted to go..." LOL!
Let's see if we can count how many times Stu gets beat up by a girl in the movie...
Once by Sidney at her house, then twice by Tatum in the garage... then he got hit with beer bottles, that musta hurt! Then he just falls outa the chair while trying to answer the door at the party... and does he have a bruise to show for it? I think not...
Anyhow, watch the movie and tally up the hits yourself... it's a lot more exciting then fast forwarding through every scene until ya get to his parts of the film... man, I need to buy the DVD, I'm not gonna have a tape left to watch with all the fast forwarding I put it through!
Yep, as soon as I get $60 I'm gonna buy the Scream Trilogy on DVD... yes, I'm that stupid I will pay sixty bucks just to own the first Scream movie on DVD!
Personally if ya ask me... HE'S WORTH IT!
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Cops crowded the sidewalks as police cars sat vacant on the lawn near the small building where film class was held. Maggie and Stu accompanied Cassie towards the building where detectives stood guard.
"Sorry guys, no one's allowed inside, this is an official crime scene now." One of the detectives lectured to four students who had tried to push their way into the building.
Maggie quietly snuck past the officers as they were distracted by the other students, Stu followed her inside as Cassie stood on the lawn nervously.
"Ya know, this place is kinda off limits..." Stu whispered to her as they crept down the hallway, Maggie ignored him.
They approached the doorway that was laced with yellow caution tape, the same room that they had only hours ago attended film class in. Maggie slowly ducked under the tape and entered the room, Stu stood on the other side of the barrier as he gaped in at the room, it was covered in blood.
Stu leaned against the doorframe calmly as he watched Maggie gasp in horror at the sight of the nearly shredded body that lay outstretched on the professor's desk at the head of the classroom.
"Josh?" Maggie gasped reluctantly as she gazed sadly at the boy's mangled body on the desk.
"See ya in class..." Stu mumbled nonchalantly as he glanced over at the desktop loftily.
Maggie shook her head slowly in disbelief, tears starting to build up in her eyes when suddenly one of the detectives in the room turned around at the sound of their voices.
"Hey! You kids can't be in here!" the detective shouted at them persistently, Maggie only stared back at Stu in shock.
"I'm not in the room!" Stu replied to the cop smugly.
"Fine smart-ass! Take your little girlfriend and get the hell away from my murder scene!" the cop responded angrily. "Damn kids!" he continued to complain.
"Come on." Stu muttered to Maggie from outside the room, reaching out his hand for her.
Maggie pushed past him in silence, walking through the yellow tape as she refused his hand. Stu withdrew his hand as he watched the broken tape fall to the floor, he then took one last look inside the classroom before following her down the hall.
"Somebody re-tape off this room for christsakes!" demanded one of the cops in aggravation.
"Ain't it weird that those two are always around when someone gets sliced to hell and back?" One of the detectives muttered, the other at his side only shrugged unknowingly.
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Maggie persistently marched out of the building, Stu running after her as she quickly made her way across the lawn in search of Cassie, but she was nowhere in sight.
"I don't see why you're so upset, I mean you only met the guy last night!" Stu crudely implied as he managed to catch up with her.
Maggie stopped dead in her tracks then turned around to confront him.
"Why am I upset?" she said in disbelief. "Why am I upset?" she repeated angrier than before.
"Yeah?" he asked blankly. "Its not like you knew him."
"It doesn't matter how long I knew him, what matters is that he was a human being!" she scolded. "What matters is that I have feelings, unlike some people!" she furiously told him.
"Oh really?" Stu questioned smartly. "You have feelings now... since when?"
Maggie glared at him with hatred in her eyes, he returned the look.
"Since I stopped fucking around with heartless assholes like you!" she answered cruelly.
"Oh, so now you decide to bring up fucking, too bad it wasn't last night! That is if you can even remember-" he evilly spat back at her until she angrily cut him off.
"Don't!" she threatened him boldly.
"No you don't! Trust me sweetie, you don't want me for an enemy!" Stu warned her.
"Yeah? Well I don't want you for a friend either!" she calmly told him, her eyes staring through him in anger.
Maggie then turned in the opposite direction and continued to march away from him, he watched her meanly as she walked across the lawn back towards her room.
"She has no idea what she has done!" Stu told himself as he walked away with a menacing look in his eyes.