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Author's Note – It is Easter time in my part of the world, one of the traditions is to enjoy chocolate Easter eggs. Here is my little tribute to the tradition.
Chocolate Easter eggs
Tellarite version
"Enjoyable in a mud bath, after a vibrant altercation."
Orion version
"Useful for seducing Terran females….whether egg shaped or not."
Betazoid version
"…"
Andorian version
"Tastes disgusting…."
Terran version
"Yummy and not just for Easter!"
Klingon version
"The darker the chocolate, the better the egg.. Qaplah!"
Vulcan version
"Recommended for medicinal purposes only - do not consume whilst driving, flying or operating machinery"