Took me longer than usual to update...here's pumpkin spice lattes as an apology. Equivalent Exchange for the wait, I say!

There are going to be some running gags in this story, including a prank war between Ed and Mustang, Envy (and a few surprise others) being a brony (Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are the best, just saying), and various other jokes.

Major spoilers in 118 and 119.

Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, The Wizard of Oz, The Lion King, Star Wars, X-Men, Harry Potter, DDR, World of Warcraft, or any of the songs used.

109.) I will not wear a pot on my head and 3-D glasses and cover myself in tin foil for "Alphonse Elric cosplay gear."

Hughes opened his door to hand out candy to the precious trick-or-treaters...and halted in his tracks when he realized just who was outside his doors.

"...Ed? Al? What are you two..." he trailed off, completely befuddled by the sight.

Ed lifted the pot on his heads so it wasn't in his face. "We're going as each other. Duh. Famous alchemists, you know?"

"Brother! You're being out of character!" Alphonse reprimanded. He himself was painted red with a Flamel on his back and a bunch of straw glued to his helmet. He also appeared to be walking on his knees.

"Oh, sorry..." Ed began to speak in a ludicrously high-pitched voice that was a decent imitation of his little brother. "Hello, Mister Hughes! It's me, Alphonse, and I am here with Brother! Don't tell him that I have seventy-three cats inside my innards that I am saving so we can form an army! We're going to overthrow the government and create one that doesn't have soldiers who attempt to use my stomach for baking brownies!"

Al hashed it out just as well, his voice rising to unbelievable volume. "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO MINUSCULE THAT HE SHOULD BE REPRESENTING THE LOLLIIPOP GUILD?!" His voice echoed around the block, and many a child clung to their parent's leg in terror at the metallic voice of doom.

Unsure of what to make of the two, Hughes remained silent as he snapped a quick picture, gave the brothers a generous amount of king-sized candy bars, and closed the door. Upon being in solitude, he burst into a ridiculous giggle fit.

110.) I will not rename Heinkel "Mufasa."

"So if Heinkel is Mufasa..." Ed pondered out loud one day when Darius and Heinkel were gathered by his makeshift hospital bed, the three of them playing go fish, "and Scar is...well, Scar, does that mean he's plotting to murder you instead of state alchemists?"

Darius roared in laughter, and Heinkel smashed a fist on Ed's nightstand. "You moron!"

111.) I will not video tape Roy Mustang dancing the Caipirinha.

It became the number one hit on the newly founded Youtube. Mustang swore to revenge against the Elric brothers on that fateful day, even though he'd only danced because Elicia begged (conned) him into doing it.

112.) -Nor will I tape the Elric brothers doing the Caramelldansen.

Revenge did come for the Colonel, and his video was bumped to number two in favor of a seven foot tall suit of armor doing any kind of dance at all.

His video camera was a martyr for the cause in the end, but it was worth it.

113.) Rush Valley is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."

The odd motley crew was gathered on a cliff, "admiring" the view.

"Rush Valley," Izumi-Wan Kenobi muttered to Ed Skywalker, Ling-3PO, and Al2-Phonse2 on their quest to rescue Princess Winry from the clutches of Darth Hoho. "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Ed scratched the back of his head. "If we're seriously doing this Star Wars roleplay day, do I have to whine like Luke?"

"We're dooooooooooomed!" Ling bemoaned, who, peculiarly enough, sounded just like C-3PO.

Alphonse just let out a warble that he pretended was a short joke. Ed would never know.

114.) Alchemy and potions don't ever mix.

Scar's only reaction was a flat face. "May, what are you doing with our supply of orange juice?"

May scowled at him as if it were obvious. "well, I thought you getting a girlfriend would cause you to take yourself less seriously, so I was trying to make a love potion for you with alchemy!"

"You destroyed Yoki's mustache while experimenting," he pointed out. Said former mine owner was mourning in the corner over the loss of his beloved facial hair.

May shrugged. "A necessary sacrifice."

"...Well, I suppose it's only Yoki."

"I CAN HEAR YOU BOTH!"

115.) Lust shall not be referred to as Wolverine.

"After all, she can regenerate and has indestructible claws," Envy pointed out during a random family discussion.

"Do I look like a hairy Canadian?" she growled.

"...Maybe?"

116.) The Homunculi are not Father's Horcruxes.

Envy, for once, had been minding his own business, leafing through The Half-Blood Prince and honestly wondering what was going to happen to the heroes of the story...of course, he believed Voldemort to be the hero, but that was beside the point.

Out of nowhere, Lust sauntered in, deciding to get revenge on Envy for supergluing hair to her chin so she could properly be Wolverine. "Snape kills Dumbledore!" she hollered before fleeing the scene.

Envy hurled the book down. "YOU SON OF A-"

117.) The Elrics did not perform human transmutation to see if the truth could teach them how to Douggie.

The inference that Ed and Al destroyed their bodies to learn a dance move resulted in an epic dance-off between them and Ling and Lan Fan. Unfortunately, all Ed and Al knew how to do was the Caramelldansen.

Plus, Ling and Lan Fan were Asian-knock-offs. They'd grown up with DDR, for goodness's sake.

118.) I will not rush headfirst into the Mannequin Army, howling, "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!"

"Crap, he went in!" Darius swore.

"Hurry, the runt's going to get all the loot!" replied Heinkel, as if loot was all that mattered in life.

119.) -If my comrades lose because of me, I will not sniff and say, "At least I have chicken."

Ed actually did have chicken. The first meal him and Al ate after the Promised Day was KFC, mostly because it was the only one that didn't allow its workers off after they all, you know, died and such.

120.) I will not make red rock candy and tell people it's the Philosopher's Stone.

"GAH!" Ed gawked furiously at the Colonel, who had just chomped on their first ever Philosopher's Stone, leaving the brothers nothing. "YOU JUST ATE OUR ONLY LEAD, YOU JERK!"

Roy cocked an eyebrow. "Yes, and your alcehmic treasure is supposed to taste like cherry, sure, Fullmetal..."

Ed, as usual, left the Colonel's office in a huff.

Ha, I didn't spoiler tag 116! Also, Aeris dies, Bruce Willis is dead all along, and Rosebud is a sled.

Which was your favorite? Mine was 109 for sure.

I have a new FMA fic out called Beauty and the Shrimp. As usual, it's a humor/parody fic.