Nobody requested anyone, yet again, so here is the next chapter;
Dionysus
1) Tell him that Ariadne would have been better off with Theseus.
2) Innocently ask him how long he had to stay at camp half-blood.
3) Ask him how drunk he had to get Ariadne before she would marry him. (If you're a guy say that you wanted to know so that you could do it too)
4) Tell him that Hestia should be on the Olympian council, not him.
5) Drink large quantities of wine in front of him
6) Send him a bottle of wine for Christmas/birthdays/any random day you want to annoy him.
7) Tell him that wearing leopard print means you're gay.
8) Ask him why he doesn't change his appearance to make himself less fat and disgusting.
9) Tell him that Theseus is your role model (works best if you're one of his children)
10) Ask him repeatedly for a bowl of grapes.
11) Tell him that, of all the Olympians his powers are the least cool.
Next update will probably tomorrow morning, if you review I may even do two chapters tomorrow…so yeah, review, you know you want to.