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Edited: 4/27/14

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Honey gazed over at the tall brunette as he ate his cake. Today she was with Haruhi. Kris didn't feel comfortable by herself and Kyouya was fine with this. It seems the girls like it more when Kris is interacting with the other host members. It was interesting to see her reactions to what they would do and say. They would always "aw" at her expressions. Of course, they didn't know she was a girl; they thought she was just a sensitive boy. But Honey new and he liked her reactions very much. Even more so if he caused them, but today felt empty to him. Sure, Takashi was here and he loved his cousin, but he felt like something was missing. A stuttering, easily embarrassed something that always blushes at his touch.

He put a piece of cake in his mouth with a small sigh. He wished Kris was over here. The girls at his table seemed to notice his lonesome actions. "Um, Honey sempai, is there something wrong?" A girl asked.

The other girl nodded in agreement. "Yes, you seem a bit down…Is it us?" The blond perked up with a flowery smile that the girl cooed at.

"There's nothing wrong; I'm glad to be here with you ladies, your fun!" He smiled and the girls gave a blush.

"Oh, we're glad to be here to Honey sempai!" They said.

Mori looked at his cousin. It was very obvious at least to him it was. Honey was down because Kris wasn't sitting with us today. Of course, he to has gotten use to the shy girl sitting with them as well. Her small comments on thing's that he didn't even know about her. Even though she's been here for a while now. When ever Honey hugs her. Which is becoming more and more frequent. It doesn't change the color of her blush. In fact, it seemed to make her blush more. Mori had concluded so a while back that those two liked each other. It was only a matter of time before Honey says something. He wasn't very confident in Kris confessing her feelings, but you never know. Stranger things have happened in the host club.

*Kris POV*

I stood with Haruhi as we she looked down at her folder. I'm not sure what the point of having a folder in a host club is, but I dropped that from my mind. I was more interested in what the twins were doing today. They both had on green hats. What was the point of that?

"Lets play the which one is Hikaru game." The girls clapped and giggled. In the time that I've been here it was pretty obvious these girls had no idea which one was which. If they didn't call out each others names all the time, I'm sure that they wouldn't know which one they were talking to.

"Well its hard to say. Your identical." A girl said. I frowned a bit. That doesn't mean that their the same. I could tell that Hikaru always seems to lead the two in there "games".

"Many ladies have tried to tell us a part, but so far none have succeeded." Haruhi started walking ahead. I followed after her.

"That's the dumbest game I've ever heard." As always the blunt Haruhi

"What do you have a problem with it Haruhi?" The twins said. Obviously.

She turned back around to face the two. "Not really. I just don't see why you two are so popular." I gave a sigh. Here we go again.

"That's not very nice." They said.

"I'm disappointed." Hikaru said as he put a hand on Haruhi's shoulder. Wait, where did their hats go?

"I don't think you understand the merits of having twins in the host club." Kaoru said.

"Having a couple of good-looking guys with homo sexual tendencies earns the club high points."

I blink at them. "Why would you two being homo help the club?"

They sigh. "Kris, it also helps when there conflicted between their attraction and friendship." Hikaru said.

"Aw." I say. Incest.

"And in our case, us being twins makes our relationship taboo. Therefore making it more intriguing." Kaoru said.

"And besides." Hikaru said. As he took hold of a random girls chin. "Who hasn't fantasized about twins; two loves is better than one right?"

Kaoru repeated his brothers movement. "It's a young woman's fantasy."

"Um, yeah, your right. I can't take it!" She squealed. The girls squealed right along with her.

"Well." They all turned to me, "I wouldn't….."

The twins looked at each other than back to me. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. "And why is that K-chan." They mocked. Each twin took either side of my waist. I tried to swallow down my blush.

"W-Well I would rather love one person. N-Not saying that I do or anything….After all, twins are still individual people. If there were three people in the relationship. Would it really matter if they liked each other?" They all stared at me with expression that I couldn't describe. I put up my hands. "T-That's just my opinion…."

Before the twins could answer Tamaki ran over like a mad man, holding a computer in his hand. "Hikaru! Kaoru!"

"What boss?" While they were distracted, I set my self free from there hold. I quietly walked over to Haruhi.

"When I gave you control of the host website, I expect you to take it seriously!" Giving any type of control to those two is a bad idea. I've seen that in the time I've been here. Wait, we have a website?

"We take our job very seriously boss." Hikaru said as he waved his host leader off.

"In fact, last night we worked on it until dawn." Kaoru said.

"Is this what you worked on so hard to create?!" The blond pushed the lap top in there faces.

I glanced at it in curiosity then blushed at the site. "Haruhi your naked…" I looked at the smaller brunette. She was in shock.

The girls began to crowd around the screen. "You look great Haru-chan." Honey exclaimed. I frowned a bit. For some reason his comment gave me a strange feeling in my stomach.

"Tell me when!" Tamaki yelled. I turned back to the dramatic blond to get my mind off of the confusing feeling. "When did you take naked pictures of Haruhi?!" He seemed to go off into his own little world while making disturbing faces. "You bribed her didn't you?" He crouched down on the ground. I sighed. This club should be rated IM for immature.

"Your imagining things." They say.

"It's obvious that its been altered." Kaoru said.

"We did a pretty good job, huh?" Hikaru asked. "We also did one of Kris if you haven't already seen it."

My head snapped over to them so fast I could hear my neck crack. "Oh my goodness!" A girl yells. I run over to the computer.

"Ah!" I yelped. I was sitting on the ground in the opposite direction leaning back on my hands. Staring at the screen. I had on white shorts. My expression looked like my usual embarrassed face. There was blue roses in the back round. My eye twitched. "W-What is this!" I yelled

"Haruhi and Kris are so handsome." A girl said

"He looks so vulnerable!"

"Oh. I finally see his skin! He's blushing!"

My face went red as they spoke. I held my head and crouched down on the floor, tucking it between my knees. I despise those to with a great passion. Pervert devils.

Haruhi glanced down to her flustered club member after she got out of her shock.

"Will you wear this my dear?" Tamaki asks.

Haruhi turned around and glared at him. She turned to the twins. "Cut it out, alright? No more weird pictures. Just look what you did to Kris? You already know she's really jumpy. Just what do you take us for?"

They smile at her. "Isn't that obvious your our toys."

*Break*

"As we were saying. We have to find something entertaining. In our otherwise boring lives." Hikaru said

"One must find him self stimulating toys." Kaoru said.

"I'm not your toy ok and neither is Kris." Haruhi says in an annoyed toned.

I sigh as I sat on the club room floor. They just killed me on the inside. The twins gaze landed on me. I became nervous. So I tried to scoot away. Kaoru and Hikaru walked over before I could escape. Dang it. " Its fun to play with you K-chan. You always give us such funny expressions. "They bent down and put a hand on each shoulder. I crossed my arms. Then something caught the corner of my eye causing me to glance up.

"Who's that?" I asked

"I heard toys. You want a toy." The creepy voice said. "Toys. Toys. If you like toys you should join my black magic club. We sell black magic items across the globe." This guy is weird…..Wait has that door been there the whole time?

"If you join I'll even throw in Belzineff the curse doll." He held up a freaky looking kitten puppet.

"Um, no thanks. I don't really like…..the dark or being cursed." I rubbed my neck finding the floor more comfortable to look at.

"Why is he talking to us through a crack in the door?" Haruhi asked bluntly. Maybe he's shy? Then again last time I thought that Tamaki was smacked in the face.

"Wait a second, has that door always been there?" They said

"I thought the same thing." I mumbled. Suddenly Kyouya walked over.

"Nekozowa likes to hide. He doesn't really care for brightly lit places." Well I guess we wont be getting along then.

"Don't get involved with that guy Haruhi." Tamaki says. She jumped over to me. I turned my attention to the blond. "If you do, you'll end up being cursed."

"W-Why do you say that?" I asked.

Haruhi nods in agreement. "Do you have any basis for that?"

"Yes I do." Tamaki said. Ok Tamaki you're getting kind of creepy. "It happened on final exams at the end of last school year. On that fateful day I accidentally stepped on that weirdo Nekozowa's cursed doll, Belzineff. Afterward I took my test and it was written in some strange lettering. I looked around and realized I knew none of them. I was in whole other dimension!" Tamaki finished with a dramatic yell.

I took in a gulp as I stood to my feet. I looked around me and realized that Honey sempai and Mori were right there. He grabbed on to my arm with a frightened expression. "Scary." He said

"Sempai did that really happen to you?" Haruhi asked. She seemed nervous as well.

"Y-Yeah you sure it wasn't just an accident." I stuttered

"Kris is right you know. That only happened because you walked in the Greek language classroom." Kyouya said.

"No!" Tamaki yelled. "It was a curse. I know this because three days later my legs felt like lead! Just how do you explain that?!"

"Your legs were heavy because you ran a marathon the day before. Remember?"

I blink and suddenly Nekozowa was right there. For once I'm going with Tamaki. Plus, I don't really like the dark. "You shouldn't underestimate Belzineff the curse doll. All you have to do is right the name of someone you hate. They'll come face to face with misfortune."

I backed away from the strange boy. Realizing that Honey was still there. "He's scary isn't he?"

I nod. "Yeah kind of creepy."

He smiled. "Don't worry. Were here together." Even though I'm sure he meant all of us. I blushed. He giggled seeming satisfied with himself. He left over to Mori sempai leaving me to fluster to myself

Suddenly, Kaoru shot a beaming flash light into Nekosowa's face. He as well as Tamaki screamed. "You murderers!" He screamed as he ran back to the random black door.

Tamaki jumps at the twins. "How could you two do such a thing? Clearly you don't know the terror of black magic!" ranted. The gingers shrugged and sat in the chairs next to the window.

"Huh, I'm so bored." Hikaru said

"Isn't there anything we can do around here?" Kaoru said

"My dignity as the club leader is being ignored." The blond said in a depressing tone while he sat in the corner.

"Its ok Tamaki." I don't think you had any in the first place.

"Hey Haruhi!" The twins called

"What?" She groaned

"The next time we get a day off, can we go over to you house?" My head snapped to them quick. NO! If they find hers. It's only a matter of time before they find mine. There's no way I'm letting them in my aunt's house!

"Why would you want to do that?"

"Were curious. We want to see where you live." They said

"No way." She said bluntly

Suddenly Tamaki jumped up from his depression corner. "I to would think it's about time we pay our respects to our beloved Haruhi's family." My eye twitched. Shut up Tamaki. I could tell they had forgotten me. Right now, it was the best thing that I could have ever asked for.

"No way." She repeated. Tamaki went back to his emo corner as I cheered inwardly. Go Haruhi!

"We'll settle this with a game." I grabbed my hair. Don't do it Haruhi! "If you can't figure out which one of us is Hikaru then we get to come over to your house later tonight." I relax a little. That's an easy game. Haruhi's smart; she can get this.

They twirled around each other. "So which on of us is Hikaru?" Haruhi stared at the two.

"This one is Kaoru." She pointed to the left." And this one is Hikaru." She pointed to the right. I raised my hands in the air. Yeah!

"Uh-oh you got it wrong." They sang.

I frowned. "No she didn't." I said it a bit to loud and they turned to me. Man.

She smiled back at the two. "No, I know I'm right. You guys may look alike, but your very different." They stared in surprise.

"Yep." I smiled with a nod

"How did you do that?" A girl asked. "Whenever they put on those hats to cover their hair. It's almost impossible to know which is which."

"The hats don't mean anything." I mumbled as they turned to me.

"Why do you say that Kris?" The other girl said.

I rubbed my neck awkwardly. "Well, I have twin sisters back at home." They looked at me in surprise.

"Is that why you can tell them apart." A girl asked.

"N-No nothing like that. At first I couldn't tell."

"I didn't know you had sisters, Kris." Haruhi said

"Um, yeah…. Their not really conversational pieces. Their always fighting."

"About what?" The other girl asked.

"They don't like that they look alike." I stated.

The twins turned to me. "They always try to find ways to be different. Ana decided to dye her hair black, but so did Stephanie." I laughed at the memory. "They were so mad, they started throwing the dye on each other. They ended up destroying the bathroom, which my mom was very angry with. The more they tried to be different the similar the looked."

"So how can you tell?"

Haruhi and I looked at each other. "Um, how do I put it into words? Hikaru's actions and words make him come off more mischievous than Kaoru." I nod

"Yeah, he seems to lead the acts." The twins looked at us with blank expressions until suddenly Kaoru laughs.

"I'm sorry Hikaru." He said between laughter." I don't mean to laugh."

"I don't see what's so funny. I'm honest, speak my mind and I don't hold back. Its sneaky people like Kaoru who are the trouble makers." Hikaru said with a frown.

Kaoru became serious. "Don't turn this on me Hikaru. After all I'm the one going along with your selfish games."

"I may start them, but you're the one that really gets into them. If you don't like them, why don't you just stop?" His twin countered

I stared between the two. "Um, what exactly is going on here?" I whispered to Haruhi. She responses with a shrug. Ok then, good to know she has no idea either. Then again, she could just not care.

"Hmm. I know it was your idea to make Kris and Haruhi our toys, but you seemed really quick to make a pass at Haruhi. Admit it Hikaru you actually in love with Haruhi. Aren't you?"

"What!" Tamaki yelled

Hikaru seemed to give a slight blush. "You've got it all wrong Kaoru!" He glanced at me. No, no, no, don't bring me into this. "As I recall your always first to go touch Kris. Maybe your "friendly" touching is more than that! Freaking idiot!" Kaoru blushed as well.

"W-What!" I yelled

"Huh?" Honey said

"Stop!" The blond host king yelled.

"Besides why would I fall for her; she looks like a tanuki!" Wait a minute he said "she". He's giving her away!

Tamaki ran over at the twins. "How dare you call her a raccoon dog!"

They ignored him. "Well I don't see how you think I'm attracted to Kris. She's a stuttering chi-wawa." Kaoru said. I glanced up to them. I know they don't like me in that way, but that kind of hurt.

"Hey, K-chan's stutter is what makes her so cute!" Honey exclaimed. I looked up to see him gazing at me with his flowery aired smile. I blushed, but for once I didn't mind it. I moved pieces of hair from my face with a smile. As I lowered my head.

"Awesome. This is just perfect." A familiar voice whispered. I looked around. Where did that come from? Suddenly the ground rumbled. "My two loves who I can't decide between, are in the middle of a six-sided relationship and to make it more exciting! There are twins in the mix! Being torn apart by love. Just the though of it could make me eat three bowls of rice!"

"Renge?" I whisper.

"But out otaku." The twins said

"You guys are so mean! You shouldn't say that to your manager!"

" But Renge." Tamaki said. "I thought you had feelings for the two."

She looks up to the blond with dazzling smile. "Oh, I do, but I'm fine with them having a homo sexual relationship on the side." Tamaki sweat dropped

I almost choked. I'm not homo!

"I'm confused. I thought you had decided to go back to France." Haruhi said

That's what I was hoping for. "Well, I was going to start a host club of my own, but I don't think France is ready for that." We have plenty in America; you can go there…..please?

"Cut it out already!" Hikaru yells. I turned around to see the twins fighting still. "You're the one always crawling in my bed! Talk about annoying!"

I groaned. "Its just like at home. Only my sisters don't make homo comments….about themselves." Haruhi turned to me in question. I choose to ignore it.

"I only do that because you look lonely! I don't choose to sleep in your bed you idiot!" Yeah you kind of do.

"Who are you calling an idiot? You're the one that sucks at math!" If this fight wasn't real, I would probably laugh.

"Yeah well, your failing your foreign language class you big dummy!"

"The way you grind your teeth is defining!"

"At least I don't toss and turn in my sleep so much that I fall out if bed!"

"Sex pixy!" What does that even mean?

"Sicko!"

"Your mama wears to much make up!" They yelled together.

"That's it, were over!" I looked between the two and suddenly stopped. They have the same mom…..

HEY! I have a question for you guys after the "twins fight!" episode. Do you want me to skip the one with the bratty kid. And go straight to S.O.S one. Cause if you do tell me in the review. It will make this go a lot smoother. Review?