Nico's totally in a threesome. He totally had a crush on Jason at some point. And he totally loves Leo. In conclusion, Nico di Angelo has a secret harem. Enjoy. Date: Sunday, July 21st, 20XX -[ Leo is also getting his casts, brace, and bandages taken off. Nectar and Ambrosia do wonders.]

Interlude: A Frustrated Nikki

Nico was frustrated and angry.

Ok, that was normal for him, but he was all those things more so than usual. So much so that he actually denied the prospect of sex from his boyfriends. There he was, lying on his backside, naked as the day he was born, being eagerly ravished by Travis and Connor Stoll. And the things they were doing to him, Gods… let's just say, the devil would've blushed.

A normal person would've been a keening, writhing, whimpering mess, but he was special. He just laid there brooding, completely unaffected by the brothers' ministrations. After fifteen minutes of soft petting from Connor, and Travis kissing the daylights out of him, Nico had had enough. He sat up, gently pushing them away, saying with the straightest face possible, "I'm frustrated."

Travis and Connor shared one look before cuddling up to him. They went through their usual inane procedure when it came to him. He was deposited onto Travis' lap and Connor saddled up them, their blue eyes shined with concern as opposed to mischievousness. To be honest it scared the heck out of Nico the first time they did such a thing, but after a while he was little touched by their sudden personality changes when it came to him.

"What's wrong?" asked Connor.

Nico sighed. Travis settled his arms around him, which made him relax. If anyone asked though, he immediately stiffened upon such contact and made some snarky comment about how utterly unneeded said gesture was. He didn't want to be treated like some girl. Back to the subject at hand, he answered with a morose, "Leo and Jason."

Travis' hold loosened a smidge at the mention of their names. Connor's face was the perfect mirror to his brother's in all situations. The brunette's eyebrows rose, at first it was the left and then the right. Nico knew what that meant. The brothers were feeling conflicted, he may have had a small crush on Jason at some point (purely hero worship, he assured you) and Leo was like a brother to him; if something happened to him he would be devastated (and probably go on a murdering rampage, but that was a minor detail).

He hurried to fix and elaborate, "Not like that, idiots. No need to look like confused, kicked puppies. It's just that Leo and Jason are acting worse than Lady Bitch and my father whenever I'm in the Underworld."

Queue two unison, "Ah."

"They're dancing around each other, flirting like no tomorrow, and you feel their pheromones start to buzz whenever they're in the same vicinity, but they remain completely oblivious," Travis laughed, hitting the issue right on the head.

"Yes!" Nico exclaimed, blowing a piece of hair out of his face.

Connor grinned at him and shrugged. "What are you gonna do about it, Nikki? You aren't exactly matchmaker material."

Nico nodded slowly. He knew that. He was the last person to be playing matchmaker. The only reason he had the two Stolls as boyfriends was because they were rather forward in their affections and very, very persuasive. Otherwise, Nico wouldn't have actively pursued human companionship on his own. He was just fine avoiding the living and talking to the dead, thank you very much.

But again, Leo was a precious person. He helped him through some really tough times and he wanted his friend to be with someone. Jason was great. He was kind and caring when he wanted to be, he was strong and resilient, and above all: He could handle Leo's fire and nurture it. They were perfect for each other and he wished there was some way to make them see… wait. He was a Greek demigod living in a demigod camp full of all types of demigods including Aphrodite ones.

Idea!

"Connor, Travis," he said after a while.

"Yes, Nikki," they replied simultaneously.

Nico grinned, his favorite grin, a shit-eating grin, "Do me a favor and bring Drew Tanaka to me. I want her unharmed too, do not aggravate her, and later we'll talk about the Sky Prat."

Connor blinked at him curiously as did Travis. Nico just pulled the closest brother to him and turned his large, brown eyes at his victim. He whimpered, "Please."

Connor and Travis had their clothes on in less than five minutes. Hook line and sinker. "We'll be back in five," they said, hurrying out of the cabin.

Nico leaned back against the bed, satisfied. He was no longer angry or frustrated. Mm, that was a change.