Awethor's Noat: Hey gies sorry for the none the update in the recent week. This one was made to be an extra long as a present for my away.
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I scremt at the slimie noise. Above my head the drips from the slime comed down on me head! It were like one of them whoreor moveys!
Doqtuer with his sonik he made the slime noise come down from my seling it were a green one.
"AHHH!" I scremt and hudl'd into my the Masterbate his arms. Then it left.
"yay now we kan goes the thank-you for giving day in novermber." Doqtuer say, and we got in the TARIS and we goed to the origins of thank-you-for-giving-day.
The pligirims where in thier hats like the ones taht turkesy wear. The indins were the feather from the trueky. the hair.
"Wow look the inidns and the pligrims!" I say and my finger pointet at those.
"Yes Dafne love they are the anshint ones from the begining of americka. They are my primitive." Masterbasket explaint.
"Wow can we eat the trukey with them at the big tabbl?" me askt.
"Yes let us go to intordute!" Doquter say "Allosne."
We walkt over to the anshint peeple and we say "Hello we form the futcher. we are heer to eet with ur foods!"
The anshint peeple scremt and runned away from us cuz they was a scared.
Then my babies in my pouch were stealt by the alines!
"NOOOO MY BABY!" "Not again." Doqtuer and me.!
The ashinint people ran away helding my babiese. they were the laughter and there feathers and hats were in the breaze.
I criet on the grownd and my husbinds cumforted me. "We has to fetch them away!" Me says.
"yes lest fetch them!" Masterbasket rored.
"We shall skalp the anshints for steleing are babises I dont kare if this will change the histories but my babiese are the dangerous." Doqtuer say with his eye in a skowl.
We got up and runned aftr the ahsnint peeple the indins and the pligirms! There were a gobbling sownd and that meaned that the thankques giving peeoples were in my forest.
We quickly and catched near there camps. They were with the wepins and threatng. I criet for my babiese.
Helga's Mind-Diary: Day 4
I've been stolen by the Pilgrims and Native Americans. What the heck?! Why would they steal me? Are they just as stupid as my parents? Ugh, why do I have to be the only smart person in the world? It's really frustrating sometimes. If I grow up and become stupid I am going to be really angry. Anyway, the Pilgrims and Native Americans apparently have a camp together (which makes no sense) and are holding my brother and I hostage. I'm not exactly sure why we need to be held hostage, but they've got a reason... whatever. This is ridiculous.
When I get out of this mess I'm going to get payback on my parents by making a nasty mess in my crib. That'll teach them to take me to the first Thanksgiving dinner and let me get captured. Ugh, parents.
Helga were a glare at me becuz she has all the humors in my family. I laft and pointet at the cheef. The alines growlt and held my babise and me laffing stopped and I was a sad frowner.
My babiese were in the armse of a ugly feemale anshint person. They were so sad for the ugly woman cuz she was so ugly it was gross. my babiese loked ugy with her. she no has the babies becus Doqtuer and Masterbate wearwolf'd and demigod'd those. I laugh becuz there were a mauling happen in my camp.
My babise were safed in the armse of my beeutful husbinds and the are returning to my pouch. My babsies love me pouch because it is relackse.
(Helga's Note: I HATE the pouch.)
The slept. Good night!
And then we to the TARSID and party like a thanksgiving. The boats were in the water and one was bumpt on plimith roque. We were an agry so we destroyt the botes by bloaing they up with TNT like in a moovie.
The n I maid popkorn and we ated it wile waching a moovie. The botes sinked and we laft. Histrty didnt chanj becuz this were ackshuly a secret planet and it were secret.
Then the movie was a finshted one and we sleept in are beds with teh babiese in the crib.
Ecksept we waked up in the nite and there were a loud in the controal room. I skremt becuse I am a girl and the lout noises are the scary to myself.
"Doqtuer helpt!" I criet with the tears.
Doqtuer runned in and beginned to make out with me and we maked out pashinately. The tears were not becuze of the happy in my rooms.
"Thankques doqtuer for the happy" I say
"Ur welcome my love" Doqtuer say and then we played dolls on me floar. Doqtuer had the Masterbasket doll and I had the Doqtuer doll and hte me doll. We taked cair of our babiese and then we falled asleep cuz the dolls were tired.
We got up from the slepping doals and Butterflie jumpt out at us and scritched the Doqtuerse toas. "BAD KIT!" Doqtuer SCREMT!
"RREEOWOWEIJLKDFS MAJIK MAJIK TALK!" Butterflie scremt. She bitted and then was rabid.
We put her in a kage becuse we no the kill, but she crazy.
The we sleept for reel.