SapphireShipping
Romance? Who's got time for that? I'm too busy trying to conquer the Johto League! Sigh, yer so persistent. Fine, let me see the list.
110VoltsShipping – Sapphire x Faitsu
Faitsu? Hmm, never met her. Wait, do people pair me with someone I've never met?
AnarchySynthesizerShipping – Sapphire x Barry
Who is Barry?!
AptitudeShipping – Sapphire x Ash
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Oh wait, is that that one kid who looks like Red? Still don' know 'im.
BadgeHappyShipping – Sapphire x Brawly
Brawly's a cool dude. I don' like him like that or anythin', but he's awesome to train with.
BananaShipping – Sapphire x Flannery
Flannery's awesome, too! I've become very friendly with all of the Hoenn Gym Leaders, but none of them romantically.
BattleStrategyShipping – Sapphire x Winona
She's a wonderful mentor and great friend, but I'm not in love with her!
BirchChildShipping – Sapphire x Brendan
Ugh, so weird! There's nothin' wrong with Brendan, it just scares me that he looks so much like Ruby.
BirchFamilyShipping – Sapphire, Brendan, Professor Birch x Professor Birch's wife
W-what even is this? Wait, is Brendan's last name Birch, too? WHAT IS GOING ON?
BirthstoneShipping – Sapphire x Diamond
Haha, no! He's an amazin' chef, though. And hilarious!
BlueclothesShipping – Sapphire x Black
Black is so ambitious, like me! We're good friends.
ConcreteJungleShipping – Sapphire x Platinum
Nah, Platinum's too…quiet. I don' know. We wouldn' go well together.
DeepBlueShipping – Sapphire x Blue
Eh, I haven' gotten to know Blue too well. I heard she's a lot like Emerald. But not, like, gross or anythin', just a prankster.
EnergeticShipping – Sapphire x Pearl
Energetic is right! This kid is hilarious, but I'm not in love with him.
FancyQueenShipping – Sapphire x Lisia
She's a contest star or somethin'. I dunno her or anythin'.
FieldworkShipping – Sapphire x Green (PokéSpe)
He seems too serious for me.
FranticShipping – Sapphire x Ruby
Ahh! Ruby? N-no way! Ugh, he told me he liked me then acted like he had no idea what I was talkin' about! Argh, made me so angry… He calls me a barbarian and he's a real jerk! I don' know why I ever admitted to likin' him…
That's not sayin' I still do. 'Cause I don'.
Stop askin' me about it already!
HostShipping – Sapphire x Kyogre
Haha, Pokémon are my friends, not my lovers! You guys are crazy.
KanjiShipping – Sapphire x Cheren
I actually don' know Cheren that well… Ugh, I really hate kanji, though…
KyogreKeeperShipping – Sapphire x Archie
Please tell me people don' pair us together, 'cause eww…
LithiumShipping – Sapphire x Silver (PokéSpe)
Hmm… He's like a combination of Green and Platinum. Serious and quiet. Too serious and quiet…
MangaAdvanceShipping – Sapphire x Red (PokéSpe)
Nope! Haha, Red's an awesome person to train with, though. Such strong Pokémon! I learn a lot from him.
MangaNewRivalShipping – Sapphire x Wally
Wally is such a sweet kid. He's one of my best friends.
OceanJewelShipping – Sapphire x May
Surprisingly, I'm not too bothered by the fact that she's practically my doppelgänger. I certainly wouldn' date a lookalike, though.
SafficShipping – Sapphire x Roxanne
Great friend, but I dislike when we train together. She's always tryin' to give me written tests. How many times do I have to tell her that I'm not good with kanji?
SapphyShipping – Sapphire x Mr. Stone
Uh, sorry, he is much too old.
SMASHBANGShipping – Sapphire x Rono (Aggron)
Uhh…?
TreeStarsShipping – Sapphire x Crystal
Crystal's always super busy helpin' out Professor Oak that I haven' gotten much of a chance to get to know her.
TribalJungleShipping – Sapphire x Troppy (Tropius)
Sure, I love my Tropius, but not like that!
WakeMeUpShipping – Sapphire x Yellow
Such a sweet girl! I love to just give her hugs. Still bothers me to find out she's older than me… But she's just a friend.
WildChildShipping – Sapphire x Hareta
I've met him once, and we got along quite well. I'm pretty sure that romance is the last thing on his mind, haha.
WildgirlShipping – Sapphire x Iris
Iris is so cool! She's my buddy when I wanna just have fun rushing through the trees! I enjoy her company.
WildsideShipping – Sapphire x Gold
Gold? Pfft, heck no! Haha. Ruby had him convinced that I was a barbarian and I almost pummeled them both into the ground. I think he's scared of me.
WildTenShipping – Sapphire x Emerald
Emerald? Oh, gosh no. He's fun to pick on, though.
What's with all of the 'wild' in these names…?
WordsAndLiesShipping – Sapphire x Rakutsu
Don' know the kid.
Final Thoughts
Well, that was interestin'. But I have to spare time for friendships, so there isn't any way a relationship could work. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go battle another Gym Leaders now! 'Bye!