Blame Edward for Bella being Hardcore Emo Chapter 10: Mom?, a twilight fanfic

A/N Sryz i got grounded again :( but heres the story oh and all the clothes are usually from spencergifts(dot)com, hottopic(dot)com, or toofastonline(dot)com, 3wishes(dot)com, and if theres anymore I will tell you. Btw there's a poll on my profile plz vote its if I should change the bands name or not.

Disclaimer: Don't own twilight only Stephanie Meyers' does or the songs L.

Recap: "Okay you guys I have the perfect plan to get back at Edward," I said grinning evilly. "Okay so we…"

Chapter 6: Mom?

Bella's POV

After I was done telling everyone the plan, I called the Denali Coven, since were close to them, then I called the Volturi to see if my little Nessie and my little Mary was fine, and to fill them in on our plan. After I was done calling everyone I decided I was going to sleep. (a/n I no what your thinking wtf she has two daughters don't worry I will explain in the next chapter. :D )

"Hey, guys, does anyone want to go to sleep," I said, knowing they can still hear me.

"Silly Bella don't you know that vampires cant sleep," said Emmet.

Oops I guess I forgot to tell them that power.

"I have different powers and I can do anything, as I said before, one of them is I can let vampires sleep, but it only lasts about 1 day. So if you want me to let you guys sleep you will wake up about two hours before school starts." I said.

"Okay we'll do it, bring on your vampy senses," said Emmet. (a/n lol I always wanted to say that)

I looked at Jasper and he nodded. Ok then here goes nothing I thought. I bit them both while chatting some weird stuff. While I was doing this my family came in and asked if I could put them to sleep to and I said yes. So here I am chanting when my fucking phone rings. Good thing I was done with them.

Edwards in Italics and Bella's in Bold

Hello

Bella…?

Yes

Is Emmet and Jasper there?

Yupp

Well can I talk to them..?

Nope

Wwwhhhyyyy nnnnoootttt he said whining.

Because there sleeping and I'm about to go to sleep, so goodnight Edward

Hhow are they sleeping..? He said stuttering, sounding scared. Hehehe

Its one of my powers and don't worry they'll wake up before school on Monday

Ok then, bye Bella

Bye

After I was done talking to Edward I went into my room and made myself fall asleep.

Edwards P.O.V.

After I got done talking to Bella I decided to go to Denali to say "Hi" to everyone since I haven't been there since I left Bella to keep her safe. And anyways I wanted to tell Esme and Carlisle what Emmet and Jasper were doing in person.

~At the Denali Coven's House~

I was just parking when Tanya screamed, then told everyone something I couldn't hear. I tried to see what she was telling them with my mind but they were all blocking their minds.

I got out of my car to see Esme, Carlisle, and Tanya standing by the door.

"Hey," I said.

"What are you doing here, Edward," said Tanya sneering my name.

"Jeesh, What the Hell is your problem Tanya?" I nearly asked/screamed. I looked to see Carlisle and Esme walking away.

"You want to know what my problem is?" she said. I nodded yes.

"YOU FUCKING BROKE MY BEST FRIENDS HEART YOU PRICK AND THEN LEAVING HER ALONE IN A FOREST WHERE BEARS AND OTHER DANGEROUS ANIMALS CAN GET HER. YOU LEFT HER HEART BROKEN AND DAMAGED, THEN YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, TO WHAT BRAG AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, FUCK YOU!" she screamed. Then a guy who looked exactly like Lestat de Lioncourt off of Queen of the Damned went to stand by her.

I stood there flabbergasted.(a/n I always wanted to say that lol it means shocked) Tanya, the Tanya who always flirted with me when I came over, is mad at me for leaving Bella. Fuck her, she didn't even know why I left.

"Yes, I do smart one, oh did I forget to tell you Bella gave me Mind Reading and Shield, but I can only use it when I want to, so fuck you. Oh and this is my husband Stuart he was an actor from the movie Queen of the Damned, I found him drowning in a river," Tanya said. It looked like Stuart was asking Tanya something and then she nodded yes.

"What the hell are you doing here Edwart?" Stuart asked and I didn't need Jaspers power to tell me that he was pissed, he must be friends with Bella, too. Then Tanya started giggling, probably because he said my name wrong on purpose.

"I need to talk to Esme and Carlisle." I said.

Well couldn't he just call them, oh fuck I bet he can hear me. Tanya baby block my mind please-Stuart thought, then I was cut off.

"I needed to tell them this in person," I said.

"Fine, Esme, Carlisle can you come here please," Tanya said.

Then Esme and Carlisle came to the front door.

"What Edward?" Carlisle asked sounding impatient.

"Guess what Bella did to Emmet and Jasper," I said.

"What?" Esme asked.

"Bella put Emmet and Jasper to sleep and they won't wake up till Monday morning." I said accusing Bella.

"Is that all you wanted to do, to tell on Bella, Edward how old are you?" Carlisle said.

In the back ground I could here everyone laughing. Especially Tanya and Stuart.

"Urgh, forget it I'm going to McKenzie's house," I stated.

"Bye," Everyone said, besides Tanya.

"Don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out," Tanya said, then started laughing.

Once I got to Forks I drove straight to McKenzie's house. I parked my car in her long drive way and then got out of the car. By the time I got out of the car McKenzie was standing by my door.

"Hey Eddie, what brings you here," she said. (a/n McKenzie has a nasally voice, just remember that.)

"Nothing, can't I just see my girlfriend without a reason?" I asked.

"No, I guess not, let's go inside I'm freezing," she suggested. If only he knew I just want to cuddle and do very naughty stuff to him. Maybe if I …..

I only got one word to those thoughts…EW… only if Bella will take me back then I wouldn't be dating this tramp. Hmm….Bella….

"Eddie I'm cold let's go," I was broken out of my thoughts by McKenzie talking to me.

"Ok, Kenzie let's go," I said, flashing my signature grin making her heart race.

~Skip to Monday Morning~

Bella's P.O.V

I was the last to wake up from the sleep. I looked at the clock and saw that I had an hour to get dressed. So I went to my long walk in closet and typed the security code in. Yup that's right a security code, I have valuable clothes and accessories in there that I cant afford to be taken from me. While I was looking through my clothes I decided I was going to go for something simple, but bitchy. So I put on my Talk Shit Get Hit t-shirt that's in neon green and my black skinny jeans with my black and white converse. I looked at Rosalie and Alice and they had the same outfit on except in different colors Rosalie was neon pink and Alice was neon blue. We all went downstairs and all the boys kept drooling. Hehehe. We all decided to take my Ferrari and Roses BMW.

When we got to school I looked around to see if Edward was here, he is but he's with McKenzie and her posse, go figure. yuck. I went to first period.

~Lunch Time~

Finally! I went to sit by Rose, Alice, Emmet, and Jasper.

"Hey Guys!" I said

"Why are you in a cheery mood, Bells?" Rosalie asked.

"Cause I decided days the type of clothing were going to were this week are." I stated proudly.

"Ok what are they?" Alice asked.

"Well today was simple Monday, tomorrow is tube top Tuesday, then anything you want Wednesday, then nothing but leather Thursday, and last but not least Slutty Friday." I said grinning like a fool.

"That's brilliant B," Rose and Alice stated.

"I love it," Emmet and Jasper exclaimed.

I bet hahaha they just want to see them in those outfits, jeesh those twits.

"Oh and remeber today is the first part of the plan," I said winking to them all. Jesus this is going to be so fun. (A/N what there about to do may sound High School Musical or whatever but.. i dont care :D so deal cause I love this song and I didnt know were to put it in this story and btw I changed the lyrics a bit)

I looked under the table and saw the boom box. I decided where going to put Mckenzie in her place by singing a song. Yeah I no its childish or like disney but the song is so true and all of us girls wrote it a month after we met.

"Okay you guys ready?" I asked.

"Yup," they all said.

Then I got up, and so did Ali and Rose, and walked to a table near McKenzie's and we all went on top of the table .

"HEY, MCKENZIE, THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO YOU!" I yelled making sure everyone was looking. "Jasper hit it." (A/N btw there dancing to while singing it so imagine something)

Emmet:
Right about now

Alice:
Whoa
Tell me what you think you looking at
Oh
So I think I'm Queen Elizabeth
Now
And now I'm stuck inside your memory
So
That's why it's so hard to get rid of me

Bella:
I am incredible, so unforgettable
So no one can take my place
I am unbreakable, highly flammable
So, girl, get outta my face
Oh, we got 'em going crazy
Maybe 'cause we're so amazing
Everybody in a daze
And that's the reason why they're hating
Treat us like some superstars
And only cause that's what we are
You know we going really far,
And you all ain't even heard it all

Bella, Alice, and Rosalie:
You hate 'cause I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
A pretty little problem, uh huh
You hate 'cause I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
A pretty little problem, uh huh
You hate me 'cause I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And I don't mind 'cause I love it when you're looking at me
'cause I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
Keep looking at me

Rosalie:
Wow
It seems to me like I was bothering
How'cause I make walking look like modelling
Wow
It ain't my fault the boys keep following
NowIf you were better, he wouldn't be wandering

Bella, Rosalie, and Alice:
You hate 'cause I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
A pretty little problem, uh huh
You hate 'cause I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
A pretty little problem, uh huh
You hate me 'cause I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And I don't mind 'cause I love it when you're looking at me
'cause I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar
Keep looking at me

Alice:
We're Bloodyscars, you know it
We're not afraid to show it
We hold the crown and that's why they can't stop us now
The ground we're on is golden
They can't fix what's not broken
Don't act like you all don't know what's bout to happen now

Rosalie:
Why don't you take a picture
It lasts longer

By the song was over we were standing right in front of her and her posse. I bent over and whispered "Bitch" in Mckenzie ear. I turned to look at Edward and he looked shocked. We all walked away and went back to our table laughing.

"That was great," Jasper said.

"Ya, it totally was," Emmet said.

"Okay so did you guys pick a song out for the talent show?" Rose asked the boys.

"Ya we did, so when is it?" Emmet asked.

"Tomorrow after school," Alice said.

"Can it be any song?" I asked.

"Yup, it can be clean or dirty the teachers don't care," Alice said.

"Great, I know what song were singing and dancing to," I said grinning like a mad man. Then asked, "Do you guys want to sing tomorrow, too?"

"Nope," Alice said.

"Nah I will pass, I did too much singing today," Rosalie said. And we started laughing.

~skip to after school~

Hahaha after our performance during lunch all of Mckenzie's friends and her included kept glaring at us and talking about us. Psht shes just jealous of us.

I met up with our group by our cars.

"So what are we doing standing here? We need to get home to practice and find what to wear for tomorrow," I said.

"Ok fine," they all whined. Then they said there goodbyes to their mates.

~next day~

I woke up and did my usual routine. I put on my leopard corset-pink pistols with my black and hot pink tutu skirt, ripped fishnet tights and my T.U.K. Three Buckle Antique Corset Boots. I walked down the stairs and saw Rose wearing a red tube top and in black words it said "I'm to pretty to be fucked from behind" with her Almost Famous Distressed Studded Black Jean Skirt and her Iron Fist Necromance Platform Heel Bootie shoes. I saw Alice came down wearing her black and white tube top that says "I'm not short, I'm fun sized!"

"Alrighty, let's go!" I said skipping out the door.

"Well she's very cheerful today," Rosalie stated.

"Well it's probably because she get's to see her daughters today at the talent show," Alice stated.

"Ya your probably right," Rosalie agreed.

~Talent Show~

Jeeze school went by so fast today and I'm so happy that I get to see my two daughters after the talent show. Right now me and the girls are getting ready for our act which is up next, then Jasper and Emmet, McKenzie, and then Edward.

I put on my Chinchilla Wild that I got from one of my favorite stories 3wishes and Alice put on her Giddy Up Cowgirl and Rose put on her Satin and Ribbon Lace Up Corset outfit (a/n if you look Rose's outfit up they have a pair of pants with the shirt and Rose is wearing the same pair). Rosalie went with something sexy but simple because she didn't feel like dressing up.

"Now presenting Bella, Rosalie, and Alice Bathory," Mr. Simmons announced.

We all walked up to the stage and all the males and some females were drooling. I grinned at that and walked up to the mike.

"Okay, I'm gonna sing Bawitdaba by Kid Rock and Rosalie and Alice are gonna dance to it." I said.

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Get Ready)My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

Then I started head banging to the chorus

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers All of us girls wiggled our hips while going down
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

I then again started head banging to the chorus

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Kill Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)

For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang
All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang
Wild mustangs the porno flicks
All my homies in the county in cell block six
The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for DB Cooper and money he took
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

Jeeze if you gave Alice and Rosalie poles it would probably look like they are pole dancing the way that their dancing.

(a/n bellas gonna head bang to the choruse all the time so yaa)

What
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Love, and for the hate
And for the peace... WARRRRRRRRRRRR

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

After the song the school applauded.

"Hahaha that was really fun" I stated.

"That sure as hell was," Rosalie said.

"Ya that was oh and Bella after everyone's done Nessie and Mary are going to meet you outside by your car okay?"

"Alright thanks Alice," I said grinning.

"Now after that um wonderful performance its now Jasper and Emmet's turn," Mr. Simmons announced.

The music started playing. Hmm I guess they want their song to be a secret. Wait omg I love this song! Its gonna be funny to see them dancing and singing to it.

Emmet:
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Jasper:
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Emmet:
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Both:Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

After their song was over me and the girls were laughing so hard.

"Wow nice job Jazzy," Alice said while laughing.

"Aw thanks Ali," he said while chuckling.

"McKenzie Bache," Mr. Simmons said flatly.

She walked on to the stage like she had something stuck up her ass. Oh wait I think she thought the way she was walking was sexy….EW.

"I'm like gonna like sing like Material Girl by like Madonna," she said.

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me

I think they're o.k.

If they don't give me proper credit

I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead

But they can't see the light, that's right

'cause the boy with the cold hard cash

Is always mister right, 'cause we are

Living in a material world

And I am a material girl

You know that we are living in a material world

And I am a material girl

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance

That's all right with me

If they can't raise my interest then I

Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but

I don't let them play, no way

Only boys who save their pennies

Make my rainy day, 'cause we are

Living in a material world

And I am a material girl

You know that we are living in a material world

And I am a material girl

Living in a material world [material]

Living in a material world

Living in a material world [material]

Living in a material world

Boys may come and boys may go

And that's all right you see

Experience has made me rich

And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

Living in a material world

And I am a material girl

You know that we are living in a material world

And I am a material girl

A material, a material, a material, a material world,

Living in a material world [material]

Living in a material world

Living in a material world [material]

Living in a material world

"Wow remind to never ever listen to that song again…. Ever!" I stated.

After Mr. S announced Edward. Edward went on stage.

"This is a song I wrote a long time ago," Edward announced.

Once more ill say goodbye to you,
Things happen but we dont really know why,
If it's supposed to be like this why do most of us ignore the chance to miss?
Oh yeah
Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears,
I'm not feeling this situation,
Run away try to find that safe place you can hide,
It's the best place to be when your feeling like me, (me)
yeah, (yeah)
All these things I hate revolve around me, (me)
yeah, (yeah)
Just back up before I snap

Once more you tell those lies to me,
Why cant you just be straight up with honesty? (honesty...)
When you say those things in my ear,
Why do you always tell me what you wanna hear? (wanna hear...)
Oh yeah

Wear your heart on your sleeve make things hard to believe
I'm not feeling this situation
Run away try to find that safe place you can hide,
It's the best place to be when your feeling like me (me)
Yeah, (yeah)
All these things I hate revolve around me, (me)
Yeah, (yeah)
Just back up before I snap and you'll see me, (me)
All these things I hate revolve around me, (me)
Yeah, (yeah)
Just back up before I snap

Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears
Im not feeling this situation
Run away try to find that safe place you can hide
Its the best place to be when your feeling like me...

Its the best place to be when you're me, (me)
Yeah, (yeah)
All these things I hate revolve around me, (me)
Yeah, (yeah)
Just back up before I snap and you see me, (me)
All these things I hate revolve around me, (me)
Yeah, (yeah)
Just back up before I snap

Everyone applauded after he was done singing.

All of us even Edward was walking to my car when I was attacked by Nessie and Mary screaming "mom!"

"Mom?" Edward asked stunned looking at Nessie since they look very similar.

Sigh I guess I'm going to have to tell them my whole life story.

"Let's go to my house," I announced.

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Rockstar by Prima J

Bawitdaba by Kid Rock

The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang

Material Girl by Madonna

All These Things I Hate by Bullet For My Valentine