To Whomever It May Concern:

by Zunurina

'There are times when running a top secret military base involves making base-wide announcements. But why do all of the SGC's announcements involve the General's head hitting the desk' Inspired by "From the Desk of Nick Fury".

10. Chapter 10

Maj. General George S. Hammond

Stargate Command

Stargate Command Center

Cheyenne Mountain

Colorado Springs, Colorado

SG Teams and Participating Civilians

Stargate Command Center

Cheyenne Mountain

Colorado Springs, Colorado

To Whomever It May Concern:

The next time someone tries to dump unwanted pumpkins on the Tok'ra, consider telling them that not all gifts must be an exchange. The lunch ladies are swimming in some form of foreign fruit and I can't donate excess to the homeless citizens of Colorado Springs because each fruit looks like a [this word was censored due to regulations] statue of the [this word was censored due to regulations] Stargate!

Maj. General George S. Hammond

Stargate Command

Post script note:

All personnel are to receive extra fruit allowances.