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#11 Dislike

Status: Any time after iKiss

Sam really disliked Freddie, maybe even possibly hated him.

She disliked his horrible jokes, his stupid striped shirts.

She disliked when he'd force compliments out of her for bags of bacon. Well, no she didn't hate that because hey, it's free bacon, right?

She disliked his undying love for Carly. However, she loved laughing to herself each time her best friend turned him down.

The only reason she didn't totally hate his mom was because that crazy woman constantly embarrassed him and really, how could she hate someone who caused Freddifer so many problems? Sometimes she really wanted to hug that woman (though of course, she'd never admit that out loud).

She really, really disliked his tech nerd ways and his constant suggestions for iCarly. Honestly, who ever told that kid he was funny? Probably that nut bag of a mother he has. There goes the urge to hug her.

She could deal with all of that though. What she disliked, no, more like totally and completely hated more than anything was that she could still feel his lips on her's.

And no matter how hard she tried, that was one thing she couldn't dislike.