"Let me get this straight" Carlisle began for 10Th time this hour," You left Bella in the vent and went to lunch?"
"No you have it all wrong" I sighed " We crawled in the vents , I fell and left then went class, then I went to lunch."
"Is that any better?" He said , staring at me darkly.
"Well I just wanted you to get my facts straight" I muttered.
"Ok " He pinched his nose bridge and began again" What were you doing in the vent?"
"It was for a very legitimate purpose" I said
"Humor me."
"Uh..." I was getting out blanks " Jasper was being mean!" I yelled pointing at him.
"Was not!"
"Was to!"
"No!"
"Yes"
Meanwhile....
Ed POV:
"Edward dear" Esme said again " I assure you she's fine, relax"
"You can't calm him down" Rosalie snickered " His anxiety will work him into a early grave"
Esme and I gave her a look.
"What!" She asked " You walked right into that one!"
I turned back around in my seat.
"I miss Emmett." I heard her mutter.
"I miss Bella" I said.
"I miss Carlisle" Esme sighed.
Suddenly the phone rang. Esme answered it and put it on speaker.
"Doesn't anyone miss ME!!!!!" Alice screeched.
"We miss you Alice!" We all said flatly.
"Make me believe it!" She ordered.
"We miss so much. You kept our hearts when we left!"
"Much better....Ok bye-bye now keep missing me!!" The line dead.
"Crazy bitch" Rosalie said, closing her eyes.
Then phone rang and Esme pressed talk.
"HEARD THAT!"
"GOOD!!"
"SHUT UP!"
"NO YOU!!"
"YOU FIRST!"
"YOU!"
"YOU"
Meanwhile.....
Bella's POV:
"NU-UH!"
"YA-HUH"
"Boys quiet!!" Carlisle finally said.
"But-" Emmett began.
"Zip!" Carlisle said.
"C' mon-" Jasper said
"UH-uh!"
"What about-"
"Shh!"
"This is crap!-"
"Nope!"
"Argh kill me now!!" I fell back to the couch.
Meanwhile in the car...
EPOV
"Dwarf!"
I heard Alice gasped.
"...Bottle blond!!"
Rosalie gasped and her hands flew to her hair.
"Not true" She squealed
"yeah sure!"
"At least I didn't buy from the "sale" rack at pranda. Ha!"
"Oh you take that back!!"
"Make me!!"
"...."
"That's what I thought" Rosalie sat back smug.
There was a loud crash from the line and it went dead.
"What did she do?" She yelled. Without warning she dived out the window and raced home.
Meanwhile back at the house...
Bella POV:
We just heard a loud crash from the garage and Alice came back smiling like she won the lotto or something.
"What was that?" carlisle asked flatly , rubbing his temples, exhausted.
"Is was just trying to fix Rosalie's car and... the rench just slipped..." She said innocently.
"Alice?" Emmett asked looking at her like she was crazy.
"Hmmm?"
"Do you like that outfit?" He asked
" Yeah why?" She asked twirling.
"Because there is a high chance you'll be buried in it."
"Don't be silly!" She laughed lie a maniac
"I think she's finally gone senile " I whispered.
Before anyone responded, Rosalie burst through the door, litteraly. Her breathing ragged and her face crazy. Ok this family is officially better then cable!
" What did you do ?" She growled towering Alice. Alice simply looked up smiling.
"It....Slipped" She laughed.
Rosalie's face went blank for a few seconds . She dashed upstairs with Alice hot on her heals. I heard arguing and a lot of ripping and screaming- Alice mostly.
"Dad!!" They yelled in unison , running downstairs.
"Tell your mother" he went to his office.
They both sat down quietly on the chair and waited for esme.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Back In the Car....
Esme's POV
"This not good , this is not good...!" I hummed to myself. From my pereperal vision I saw Edward's hand digging into the car door.
"Edward, honey , sweetly" I began as sweetly as I could" I may not have brought you into this world but if you break this door i'll surely take you out."
"Sorry..." He muttered. He moved his hands and relaxed.
We finally pulled into the familiar path to the house and Edward looked like he was about to jump out of his skin.
"Am not!" he protested.
Whatever , I thought
I pulled into the garage froze. Rosalie's car was torn into 2 .
"OK..." I said.
I walked into the room and I was Bum rushed by Rosalie and Alice.
"She broke my car!"
"She ripped my clothes"
"Car you drive clothes?!"
"Can you wear a car?!"
"OK tell from the beginning what happened." I said
Everyone began at once.
"One at a time!"
Emmett began" Well we at school and Mike was feeling Bella up in the hall way and it was all Jaspers fault!"
"Well at least I didn't climb into the ventaltion system for revenge , and managed to fall through" Jasper said.
"Well I got left in the for three whole periods." Bella added
"Well you guys didn't miss me enough" Alice pouted.
"You are always there how could we miss you?" Rosalie murmured.
"Funny Rose how about you drive your car?" She shot back.
"OH go wear some clothes" Ok this was going no where!
Suddenly the mood changed and all the anger was replaced with love.
"Oh I love you so much" Alice said sweetly.
"You too!" Rosalie giggled.
"I don't care if we thought you gay before you met Alice I still Love you Jasper!!" Emmett threw his hands around him.
"You left Bella in the vents?" Edward said sweetly , sending daggers at Emmett,
"Where's the love - the compassion?" Emmett said back up .
"Oh I'll show love and Compassion!" Edward chased Emmett right out of the house , and he strangled him with a big compassionate smile on his face.
A little quick one I thought of for ya'll :}