Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Ouran Highschool Host club; they both belong to their respective owners/creators. Neither do I claim ownership to The University of Tokyo, also known as Tokyo U and Todai, or the people who work or study there that I have or will mention eventually. Idea sort of based from CherryNekoChan's Hot For Teacher! Thanks, hun!

AN: So, three months.

Huh.

It's been so long...quiet... peaceful... doesn't it kind of feel like:

AND ON THAT DAY HUMANITY RECEIVED A GRIM REMINDER.

BOOM.

The teachers waved goodbye to the girls as they made their way to their cafeteria. 'I wonder if Aruko-sensei is always so… flirty or is this just her hormones acting up?' Kagome eyes followed her fellow teacher as she opened the door.

"They're finally here!"

The older woman smiled at her fellow teachers, nearing the table they were waiting at.

"Hello, ladies, I saved you both a seat. This one's for you, Aruko," Ruko pointed to his right, "and this one's for you, beautiful." His eyebrows wiggled seductively at the younger girl, "The best seat in the house." He patted his lap.

'Well.' Kagome stifled a laugh, 'I'll take that as a compliment.'

"Nice try, Ruko! You can sit over here, Higurashi-san, I saved you a seat." Kagome chuckled at their behavior as she walked around the table and took a seat besides the foreign teacher. "Hi, I'm Cordelia Nakajima, one of the English teachers! You can go ahead and call me Cordelia." The blond shook the girl's hand, wearing a grin of her own.

"You –"

"And I'm the science genius, Yoshioka Ruko," hazel eyes locked with hers as he gave her a flirty smile, "and you may call me whatever you like..."

Blue eyes stared at him dumbfounded. She heard the other teachers taking in breaths, no doubt about to start giving him a good rant.

She shook slightly trying not to laugh, "It's a –," a giggle broke from her control, "p-pleasure to meet y-you – uh, Yoshioka-san."

"Eh – EH?!" His hazel eyes widened affronted, his expression only managing to make the girl burst out laughing.

"-And she laughs! Fatality!" The slightly accented voice broke through everyone's shock, a few chuckles and giggles where heard around the room as the younger girl settled down.

"Call me Kagome, Cordelia-san." Kagome grinned at the British teacher's good-natured smile, finally managing to calm down. The blond teacher nodded to her fellow foreign woman at the end of the table, "The 'fatality' teacher over there," someone choked on the background, "Is Alessia Milo. She's the Italian teacher."

"Hi, Kagome-san, call me Alessia." She smiled at the younger girl then turned serious eyes to the British woman, continuing with a clipped tone, "You, on the other hand, are not allowed to speak to me in such a manner." She flipped her brown hair as she looked down her nose at the teacher.

"Oh, darling, it would seem that you need some hearing aids," the blonde teacher retaliated, "I wasn't speaking to you, now was I?"

"Now, look here, you blond twit-"

"Bring it, Italian scum!"

"You girls will stop this nonsense. Now," Light blue eyes settled on the fighting teachers, "I already have enough of a headache without your play fighting, or whatever it is you call it." The foreign teachers looked at each other with smirks on their faces before shrugging, they could play later. The strict teacher nodded in approval and turned his serious gaze at the miko, "I'm the physics teacher, Murakami Junji. It's a pleasure to meet a mannered young woman like yourself, Higurashi-san, unlike these two."

Kagome politely smiled and bowed slightly her head, "It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Murakami-sensei. Please take care of me." The priestess' voice hid the undeniable snickers from the foreign teachers.

AN: I'm not gonna lie.

I'm no good at this keeping a schedule thing.

I tried, though. /sobs/

Please, oh god, please tell me someone is watching/reading snk.

If you aren't, you should. Really. I'm not kidding, do it.

Shingeki no Kyojin or Attack on Titan

Go. Go.Go.

I'm itching to read some IY/SNK.