DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS
Dipper is once again at the Northwest Manor performing whatever task Pacifica wants him to do. Today he's cleaning and reorganizing her father's study. As always in her ongoing attempt to annoy him, she sat at her father's desk reading his Book 3 right in front of him!
"Hey Dipper, so how many of these things have you actually seen?" Pacifica asked curiously.
"Oh I've seen quite a bit!" Dipper perked up immediately. He's always wanted to talk to someone other than Mabel about the things he's seen. "Gnomes, ghosts, gremlins, and a bunch of other things that are not in the book."
"They're probably in the other books," Pacifica said casually.
"Other Books?" Dipper said looking rather puzzled.
Pacifica pointed to the number 3 on the front cover. "Unless this is the guy's weird signature there are at least two other books out there," Pacifica explained. Dipper facepalmed himself in frustration. He couldn't believe that he had overlooked something so obvious! "What you didn't know!" Pacifica laughed. "And I thought you were the smart one. Oh and don't bother looking for one in here. We don't have it." she informed him. Pacifica smiled as she watch him grumbling while he went back to work. She was surprised that he didn't know about the other book and can't help but wonder what would happen if she told him about the one Gideon had. She could almost picture them destroying each other just to have a glimpse of other book, but for now she'll keep this her little secret. After all a girl's got to have a trump card.
"Excuse madam," Jeeves said interrupting her fantasy.
"What is it Jeeves?" Pacifica sounding very annoyed. "This better be important!"
"A Miss Mabel Pines and company are in the dining hall saying that they are here per your invitation," Jeeves reported.
"Invitation?" Pacifica said scratching her head. "Let's see what this is all about." Pacifica and Dipper made their way to the dining hall where they found Mabel and her friends waiting patiently.
"Pacifica!" Mabel jumped excitedly giving her a big hug.
"Mabel," Pacifica sneered. "What are you doing here?"
"Don't you remember you invited me to sleep over," Mabel said.
"When did I..." Pacifica suddenly recalled when she was under that love potion she did promise to let Mabel spend the night over. "Yeah but that was because..."
"And I thought it would be more fun to have more people so I invited Candy and Grenda as well," Mabel said cutting her off.
Pacifica glared at the two girls who were cowering ever since she came in to the room. Normally Pacifica would have chased them out of her house, but she still needed to be on Dipper's good side. Plus if Mabel started to trust her then that would make revenge all the more sweeter when she crushes them. "Fine!" she said causing Mabel to hug her once again. "Dipper get the guest room ready," Pacifica ordered. She had no intention of letting Mabel and her loser friends anywhere near her room!
"Hey Dipping sauce," Mabel greeted her brother. "Nice monkey suit. Are you going to join us as well?"
"What!?" all the girls gasped. "Mabel, you don't invite a boy to a sleep over that's indecent!" Pacifica pointed out.
"Oh please this is my brother we're talking about," Mabel defended. "He won't do anything bad."
"Fine but only if your uncle approves," Pacifica said. Mabel quickly called the Gruncle Stan who was more than delighted to have a quite evening alone. So Dipper was officially invited, but naturally had to sleep in a different room. Also he can't play chess with Pacifica.
The party went on as expected with Mabel being the only one who was enjoying herself. Pacifica sat there murmuring her frustrations at Mabel's antics. Looking like she was on the verge of exploding! Candy and Grenda were too afraid of Pacifica to participate in any activity. As for Dipper, he was pretty much the butler for this party tasked with getting snacks and whatever entertainment the girls wanted. Soon they were all getting ready to go to bed. Everyone just wanted a good night sleep so they can be off on their merry way the next morning. Everyone except Mabel who was still trying to squeeze some last minute fun before they all went to sleep.
"So how's about spin the bottle," Mabel suggested.
"That's only if we have more than one boy here," Pacifica pointed out.
"Okay then how about Truth or Dare," Mabel suggested.
"If we say yes will you promise that this will be the last game," Pacifica asked.
"Great," Mabel cheered. Taking Pacifica's statement as a yes. "I'll go first. Dare!"
"I dare you to keep your mouth shut for the rest of the night," Pacifica said sarcastically.
"Where's the fun in that?" Mabel asked. "D'oh I lost!" Mabel said facepalming herself. "Your turn Pacifica."
"Fine, truth." She decided on.
"Did you ever kiss a boy?" Mabel asked.
"Yeah your brother," Pacifica admitted.
"You're kidding right?" Mabel asked. Pacifica simply smirked. "DIPPER!" Mabel screamed.
"Yeah Mabel what's wrong," Dipper asked as he came through the door.
"Did she kiss you?" Mabel asked foaming at the mouth.
"Well I wouldn't call it pleasant but...uh" Dipper stuttered trying to avoid answering the question.
"Where did she kiss you?"
"At the lips," Pacifica said pointing to her own puckered up lips. Mabel's eye began to twitch as she screamed incoherently running down the hallway.
"Mabel wait it's not what you think!" Dipper pleaded as he followed his sister.
"Well that was fun," Pacifica laughed. "Now let's get to sleep before little miss fun time gets back!"
The two girls reluctantly complied with Pacifica suggestion, though they felt guilty about sleeping before Mabel could join them. About an hour later, Mabel came back after Dipper helped her calm down a bit. She was surprised to see that they were already asleep but at the same time relieved. Mabel didn't really feel like partying after what happened and simply crawled into bed. Mabel tried her best to go to sleep but every time she closed her eyes she kept seeing an image of Dipper and Pacifica kissing!
Suddenly she heard the door opening. Apparently she wasn't the only one who had trouble sleeping. Looking around she saw that Pacifica left the room. Overcome with curiosity, Mabel decided to follow her. Once again muttering the Impossible Mission theme she followed her target!
Pacifica made her way back into her bedroom and out on to her balcony. There she had a telescope set up for her nightly ritual. "Where are you," she complained as she searched the night sky. "Ah there you are," she said with a sigh of relief.
"What cha looking at?" Mabel suddenly asked startling Pacifica.
"Nothing, nothing at all," Pacifica insisted trying to keep Mabel away from the telescope. "What are you doing here?"
"Just wanted to see what you were up to," Mabel said somehow slipping around Pacifica and stared right into the scope. "Oh the Big Dipper," Mabel said with aw. "I didn't know you were into astrology."
"I'm not," Pacifica said. "And that's not the Big Dipper that's Ursa Major! The big bear."
"So why were you looking at it?" Mabel asked.
"If you must know, because it is my destiny," Pacifica answered. Which of course made no sense to Mabel. "A world renown Astrologist told me to always watch for the great bear because just like how my pioneer ancestor used the north star to guide him to Gravity Falls. The great bear will guide me to my destiny!" Pacifica explained. Mabel held in the urge to laugh wanting to remind her the truth about her ancestor. But since Pacifica is in such good spirits she decided not to spoil the moment. "So every night before I go to sleep I come here to look for the big dipper. It makes me feel better knowing that it is up there for me."
"Oh that's great," Mabel said fake yawing nervously. "You know what I'm feeling a little tired now so I'll be heading back." Mabel quickly ran out of her room once again screaming incoherently.
"Weirdo," Pacifica said going back to her telescope.
Mabel ran into the room Dipper was sleeping in and jumped onto the bed. "Dipper Pacifica stars Ursa major destiny!"
"Mabel calm down. Take a deep breath and tell me slowly," Dipper said wiping the sleep from his eyes. Mabel took a deep breath just as her brother suggested then told him everything she learned in Pacifica's room. "Look Mabel that astrology stuff is just superstition nonsense you shouldn't take that stuff seriously." Dipper reassured her.
"Yeah but what about Pacifica?" Mabel asked.
"What about her?" Dipper asked in turn.
"What if she finds out about this!" Mabel said pointing to Dipper's embarrassing birthmark on his forehead.
Dipper gulped realizing what Mabel was getting at. If Pacifica truly believes that the big dipper is her destiny, then what will she do when she finds out that Dipper has one on his forehead! Dipper shivered at the mere thought of it. "Look Mabel all we have to do is keep her from finding out. Heck she lets me wear my hat so we should be all good."
"Ok Dipper," Mabel said though she didn't seem all that convinced. "I trust you."
"Great now you just go on back to bed. Everything will turn out all right. You'll see." Dipper promised.
Mabel walked back to her room and crawled into bed unsure if she'll ever fall asleep again. Two minutes later she was snoring!