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Chapter 10: The Talentless pt 3
Once King Dedede's performance was finished (to everyone's relief), the audience had started to recover from the scene. Master Hand floated out on the stage and faced the crowd.
"Let us all just...try to forget what we saw." He muttered. "Anyway, up next is Meta Knight with a sculpting performance." He left and the curtains opened to reveal the Star Warrior standing there. Next to him was a large block of ice. Meta Knight drew his sword, Galaxia, and faced the block. He took a calm, deep breath then shot forward and began slashing his sword around the ice. He moved so fast that the audience could almost barely see him.
Meta Knight then landed on the stage and sheathed Galaxia. Behind him, the large ice block slowly cracked and broke, leaving it in not the shape of a block, but of an incredible sculpture of the legendary pokemon, Articuno. The audience clapped and cheered at this, very amazed. Meta Knight took a bow and the curtains closed.
"What a wonderful performance!" Master Hand said. "Next, we have Light and her assistant, Sonic, for their magic act." The curtains reopened to reveal Light and Sonic standing there. The mega absol was wearing a cape with a magician hat and the hedgehog was slouching next to her, wearing a purple sparkly jacket with a bow tie. At the sight of him, the audience began to snicker and laugh.
"Good evening everybody!" Light spoke loudly. "I am the Amazing Lightinni and this is my assistant..." She then turned to Sonic and smiled.
"I'm not saying it." He grumbled and crossed his arms. Light, however, continued to smile and nudged him a couple times. He then groaned and gave in. "Sonikku the Wonder..." Most of the smashers erupted into laughter.
"Now! To start my act, my assistant will choose a card from the deck and I will guess which one he chose." Light continued and held out a deck of cards. She fanned them out and motioned them towards Sonic. He reluctantly chose one from the deck and looked at it. He gave it back to Light and she placed it back in the deck without looking.
The deck then mysteriously disappeared from her paw in a puff if smoke. "Is this your card?" She asked. Sonic glanced around questioningly.
"You didn't pull out a-" Light interrupted him by hitting him on the head with a wand. Sonic winced and rubbed his head. "Ow! What was that-" He suddenly spit a card out of his mouth and into his hand. Sonic looked at it in surprise to see that was the card he chose.
"I will never understand how you do this." He said.
"It's all about misdirection." Light replied then continued. "Now! I will perform the 'Pull the bunny out of the hat' trick!"
Sonic's eyes widen when he heard this. "No! I told you, I am not-" Light then kicked him over to the side so he was off stage.
"What I'm about to show all of you is pure magic." She said. She took off her hat and showed the inside to the audience. "Empty, right? Well for no longer!" She then waved her wand above the hat and tapped it a few times. Light reached in and began to pull something out. But, she struggled to get it out. "He's pretty stuck..." She whispered and pulled harder. Finally, she managed to get what she wanted out of the hat and smiled proudly.
In her paw, she held Sonic, who had an annoyed expression and was dressed in a fluffy, white bunny suit. This caused the audience to burst into hysterics. Some of the smashers even pulled out their phones and took pictures. Sonic's face flushed red with embarrassment and he groaned.
"I hate you." He growled.
"I love you." Light responded. She set him back down on the ground and he quickly sped off stage. He then trudged back on, wearing his purple sparkly jacket end bow tie again. "Now for our final trick," Light spoke. "I will saw my assistant in half and put him back together!" She then snapped her claws and a box appeared.
Now Sonic looked a little scared. "I said I didn't want to do this one either!" He said frantically. However, Light just ignored him and snapped her claws once again, causing him to magically appear in the box with his head sticking out of one end and his legs sticking out of the other.
"Now let's begin!" She then pulled out a chainsaw and turned it on. Pure horror came onto Sonic's face and he screamed.
"No! I'm not doing this! You're crazy!" He then tipped the box over so he was on his side and got on his feet. Sonic began to run, but not as fast due to being in the box.
"Hey! Come back!" Light called and chased after him. Now, the mega absol was chasing the hedgehog-in-the-box with a chainsaw, both of them shouting at each other. The scene kept up for a while until the curtains closed, indicating the end of their performance.
The audience, on the other hand, was busy laughing their hearts out. Master Hand floated on stage, chuckling to himself. "And that ends with their performance." He said. "Stay tuned for more talent show performances!"
Man! I loved writing this chapter! I kept smiling like an idiot as I did so. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter as well and thanks for reading. As Master Hand said, stay tuned for more chapters with more performances! See ya!