Reviews... I wonder why I get the weird ones?

Shine Archetype = It's where every mentally unstable bastards go. Otherwise known as a Mental Therapy Hospital.

MSLBRAWL = Would I be able to kill you with laughter, in the future?

HiDeKiThEhIdDeN = Too late about that, I already pasted your name in Sticky Notes.

Why?

Chapter 10: A Surprising Comedian.

"Motor, be glad that you were only trampled." Case stated looking down at his down'd figure, "Yeah, getting trampled by Chrome is better than being trampled by a full-grown horse." Xander added in, poking the forearm of Motor, "I didn't trample him. The horse he was riding on fling'd me towards him when I took hold and~ therefore, I body slammed him unintentionally."

"Don't bloody use a 'John Cena' meme." Chrome glared at Case and Xander as they just sweat drop and smiling nervously, indicating that they were planning so, "Knew it." Chrome said with an annoyed look. A minute past and they went back to the bus to go have lunch in the park. Once they were there, the entire group decided to have lunch in the same area, talking to each other or even making jokes. Until they noticed 'him' not making a joke himself as they started, slowly but surely, looks toward him.

"What?" Chrome asked as he finished up his sandwich, "Why aren't you cracking a joke?!" Cupa exclaimed a bit disappointed about him, "If you can't tell, I'm not good at cracking jokes, just bones." Chrome replied as he shrugged his shoulders, "Come on, Chrome. Just try." Andria said trying to encourage Chrome, he just looked up and looked surprised, he saw a dog up a tree, "Hey." Chrome began as everyone looked at him, "Is that up dog?" he asked everyone as he pointed at the dog, "What?" Snowy asked.

"I don't get it." Stella said as she ponders, "What? Up dog?" Chrome returned with another question, "What is, up dog?" Xander asked as everyone immediately got it while Chrome is grinning, "That took a bit of time but that was good." Cupa stated smiling, "Does anyone have a funny story?" she asked as they all looked at Chrome once more, "Not me again."

"You made a great joke! Now how about a funny story?" Grace asked with her eyes beaming, "Alright, alright." Chrome gave in as he inhaled then exhaled out, "Now, back home. My mother's family owns a lot of dogs. Now I learned one thing from a wide variety of dogs that..." Chrome trailed off, "Larger dogs are smarter than smaller dogs."

"If you want proof, I have a real story, it's so ridiculous that I can't make it up." Chrome continued, "You see, I take care of lots of dogs, mostly the small to medium kinds. Now what compelled me to think that smaller dogs are dumb is because I have this cute Chihuahua and a Spitz. When they poop inside, my uncle said to place their nose into the poop. I did so and three days later the Spitz thought 'Oops! I'm not supposed to poop, here.' the second dog same thing."

"Now this little brain-dead Chihuahua comes along, he poops inside and I stick his nose in it, and three days later he thinks, 'I'm not supposed to poop, ever.'" Chrome ended as everyone laughed and he just made a snickering face, "And that's why they shake." Chrome added in making them all burst in laughter and clapping, "Now another proof is that most dogs know that when you find a stick, you put it in your mouth, sideways." he said emphasizing his point as they snickered, "I'm not kidding, this little idiot..."

"Found a stick about as long as he was and stuck it in his mouth but it was sticking straight out the front." he stated as they all exclaimed in a whoa or oh my, "This is true by the way, I was tending to the other dogs, he comes running at me and for whatever reason..." Chrome purposely trailed off, "He decided to look down." he stated his right index finger pointing down while he also look down causing them to laugh, "The stick got stuck in the mud, it crammed down his throat and with momentum, he pole vaulted over the stick."

That was the last straw for them as they burst out laughing, "The Spitz and I just looked at the scene with a poker face and like we were both thinking the same thing, we looked at each other, then to the brain dead chihuahua, soaking wet thanks to him landing in a bucket of water."

They laughed for more than a good ten seconds as they start to calm down, once they did they're disappointed rose up as Chrome stop talking, "Is that all?" Jells asked, "Yeah, probably couldn't think of any more funny stories." he stated as he began eating his other packed sandwich, "That was an amazing story, I haven't laughed like that in years." Motor spoke as Chrome snickered, "Yeah, of course~ you did." he sarcastically said as finishes his sandwich, "Who's next?"

"I don't think any of us would like to now, since, you overshadowed us with your story." Xander stated as the girls nodded, "It's not a contest, you know. We're just telling jokes to have fun, so don't worry about it. We'll all laugh, one way or another." Chrome encouraging them a bit, "Okay, Chrome. Can you make a promise?" Stella asked as Chrome went and leaned back with his arms contracted and his hands in front of him, "What, kind of promise?" he replied a bit nervous.

"Can you do this in the next canvassing? So at least it wouldn't end up boring." Stella suggest as Chrome thought for a second, "When is the next canvassing?" he asked as Andria pulled out a small notebook, "It's one week from now." she answered as Chrome nodded, "A~h, I Andrstand." Chrome said as Xander emoted with 'whoa' while Motor and Case face palmed and the girls reacted either with a giggle or they just shook their head, "Ah! Finally got that out of my chest!"

"So... Chrome, what's your decision?" Stella asked getting to the point once more, "Alright, I'll do it." Chrome agreed as the girls cheered, "Oh, also, I brought pastillas ."

"Pastillas?" Cupa asked always curious about food, "It's a sweet pastry, just try it." Chrome said as he held out the delicacies wrapped in see-through paper wrappers. The guys got one immediately and the girls just sat there looking at the pastries, "Hurry up, we four have a great appetite when it comes to this type of things." Chrome ushered as they slowly took one each, they pulled the two ends which made the pastry twist around. They then took it out of the wrapper and took a bite.

That bite, however, turned into a chomp as they popped it into their mouths immediately and held their cheeks in bliss, "Can I have more?!" they all exclaimed at the same time as they noticed the pile got a bit smaller, "Eh?! No fair!" Cupa exclaimed as the guys laugh, "The early bird gets the worm!" Xander stated as he had a handful and so did the rest.

A Week Later

"Hello, students of C.H.A!" Chrome greeted with the microphone as it sounded all throughout giant room, "I am Chrome L. Donovan, the Leader of our peace-keeping group; Behavioral Intervention Team!" he exclaimed once more as he stomped twice and saluted while the members followed suit from their seats, "You probably saw some of the members but anyways..." he trailed off as he looked around, "I know what you all are thinking, why am I here. Well I'll tell you."

He gave a long pause, "I don't have a frickin' clue." he finally said which triggered a few snickers, "Oh wait, what?" Chrome asked as he covered the mic with his hands and looked to his right trying to listen, "Oh, right, that damn promise." he stated as he sighed, "I can see from all of your expression that, I'm, intimidating? Scary? Strict? Or all of the above?" Chrome asked, "A, B, C, or D?" he gave four choices as he heard Case, "D. Deez nutz!"

"Oh my, you have one?" Chrome said insulting Case's pride a bit, "I didn't know you had one but with that aside." he said skipping the topic, "I'm here right now because, we all know that canvassing su~cks." he stated pronouncing the last word a bit longer while having a funny tone to it. This in turn got a few laughs, "So I'm here to entertain you all, and here's how, by telling a story. Now hold your horses, just listen and see if you'll like it."

"Now my mother's family owns a lot of dogs, and I am assigned to taking care of the smaller ones." Chrome stated as he had his hands on his heart, "Now that means I have to walk them all, one by one if I wanted to. In my time of taking care of dogs, I have come to realize that smaller dogs have the brain capacity the same size as the smallest sized pistachio in the package I bought last time." he emphasized with his fingers showing the size, "Now I was walking this brain-dead chihuahua of mine, I was really sad about him..."

He trailed off while looking down, giving the impression that he was sad, "That nothing happened to him." he looked back up and gave an irritated face that made students, even the teachers laugh, "So, I decided to take my nephew, the youngest of my three godchildren, and gave the retractable leash to him." he stated with serious but funny face, "Now this nephew of mine, I don't know who he got it from but..." purposely trailed off, "He has this twisted little mind."

"How twisted he was, you ask?" Chrome asked to the students, "Try hitting somebody in the eye and just smile at your parents without a single hint of guilt in your eyes." Chrome stated as the students laugh, "That's how twisted he is, was I too cruel to the chihuahua?" he asked, "No because that little runt is cruel enough to poop in one of my sneakers." he said as he tilts his head and looked at the students then at the teachers making said teachers laugh because of his unblinking eyes staring at them immediately.

"I'm glad I'm making the teachers laugh." Chrome stated as he looked back, "Now back to the topic, I gave the retractable leash to my 'dear' nephew and gave the dog a walk."

"Now since it is a retractable leash it could extend until it's limit." he stated as some of the students nodded, "Now there is this one~ tiny button..." he purposely trailed off and looked at the students then at the teachers, "That would end the poor sucker's happiness." he finished, "Now my nephew decided to the press the button... then... he let, go." he finished as the students laughed and some of the teachers kind of felt sorry for the chihuahua, "I'm not making this up by the way."

"Now since he let go of the leash, it started skidding and bouncing across the sidewalk." he explained, "Now this shaking dog stopped and decided to look to where the sound was coming from, and what all creatures would do when you have something half the size of yourself started speeding towards you... Panic... and like a bullet, he ran away from the leash but the leash was a 'tad'..." Chrome said emphasizing with his fingers, "Bit faster. The chihuahua ran as fast as he can but ultimately got hit and knocked out."

"I just looked at my nephew who was innocently smiling at me." Chrome stated as he imitated said smile which in turns made the students laugh, he then looked at the teachers who laughed as well seeing the face, "I looked back at the poor dog and saw that it wasn't shaking at all!" he exclaimed, "I was like 'Holy crap! My nephew just cured the dog's shakeyitis!' I look back at my nephew and hugged him, I held him so that we were eye to eye. I look back at the dog and saw it was shaking once more." everyone in the room was laughing as he continues his story.

"I looked back at my nephew and said this few words in a deep tone, 'You failed me'. I am not kidding, I said that to my nephew without hesitation." Chrome stated as they continue to laugh that some started wheezing already, "Oh my, I'll wait for you all to calm down." he then started staring at a girl with tilted head who was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe, "You alright there?" Chrome asked as his head is still in the same position, "I'm so scared right now, and I'm beating my chest so fast that I could hear two thumps in one beat."

"Wait a minute..." he stopped beating his chest and placed the mic on his heart, "Holy crap! I sound like I'm having a heart attack!" he exclaimed as he saw that the girl laughing even more, "Oh my god! She fell off her chair! I better stop right now or I might kill somebody with words." Chrome said as he stopped talking hearing the room filled with laughter, as the laughter died down, the room was filled with a silent but funny atmosphere as they all look at Chrome who wasn't blinking at all and looking around.

They were snickering trying to contain their laughter as he looked to and fro, to the students then to the teachers, "So let's continue, can I?" Chrome asked as they all cheered yes, "Over kill much? I only needed one voice from way~ over there." he pointed to the very back of the audience, "Yeah!" he heard a single lone voice cheered out making him snicker, "Alright then, now let's talk about something that everybody knows about and can relate to."

"It's about women's purses." Chrome stated as the funny meter was rising, "We have mothers that have purses right? It really scares me that there are a lot of them." Chrome stated triggering a few chortle, "It scares me, because, my mother has this purse, half the size of my forearm. My mother asked me to get her wallet in it and when I did..." he trailed off and did a hacking and slashing motion, "I needed a machete." he stated as they all laughed, "It was a jungle I tell you, I heard a man's scream, and a tigers roar inside my mother's purse."

"I was looking for the wallet so fast that I felt like a librarian looking for a specific card from the card catalogs." he stated, "I finally found it and gave it to her, now when she asked me to get her wallet once more, I refused by saying "Hell naw! That purse is evil! I heard a man being mauled to death by a tiger in there!"

"I don't really get women's purse, when you turn it upside down, there's nothing dropping down but when you turn it right side up and put your hands in it, you'll find a bowling bowl in it." Chrome stated acting out the sentence, "A women's purse is like a void. My mother asked me to fetch a mouse trap and I replied, 'Ma! Just put a cheese inside your purse' she replied back by asking 'Why would I do that?'..." he trailed of giving a cheeky expression to the students and to the teachers, "The mouse would get lost! In the inside, it's bigger than the maze in Maze Runner!"

"That answer took me to a one way trip of sore rear, I was like nine when I still didn't know the meaning of subtlety." Chrome explained rubbing his rear remembering the feeling of soreness from before, "I didn't know why, but subtlety wasn't in my vocabulary when I went to a hot springs when I was like... seven or so... It went 'Toing'!" Chrome exclaimed as he raised his index finger from his closed right fist extremely fast that the teachers laughed and some of the students who got the dirty joke, "What medicine was I taking for the topic to go from a purse to a child's sausage?"

They laughed once more as Chrome notice the canvassing was about to be over, " I guess it's almost finish so I'll end my story here." Chrome said as a couple of disappointed aw's was heard, "Don't worry, maybe next canvassing or even talent showcasing, I would perform. Thank you for listening to my story!" he exclaimed as he walked back to his seat as he was received with a loud round of applause.

Adorable (or Not) Scene #6

Le Motor and Andria.

"Uh... Motor, are you sure you want to hold the year old Husky's leash?" Chrome asked handing the leash to his friend, "Yeah, I'm sure." he replied taking the leash, "What made you decide to do this? I thought you prefer video games?" Chrome asked as he sighed, "Just got bored of it, I want to try something else."

"Alright if you say so." Chrome said hiding a devilish grin, "Run."

"What?" Motor asked and he was immediately given an answer by the husky running at full speed which in turned made Motor zoom across the ground, "Everybody watch out! There's a Husky and a midget on the loose!" Chrome warned everybody in the area. The husky dragged Motor who was lying on his back as he screams for his life but he was silenced when the husky decided to go under Andria, "Eep!" Andria exclaimed as she held down her skirt when the two runners went past by.

"I didn't think that one through..." Chrome said to himself, "Or did I?"

And~ end of chapter! This is a short one due to the fact that I have to let all of those jokes out of my chest. Now I'm really scared of what you guys and gals would think about this chapter but I'm just preparing myself to know what you all think... Funny or not?

With that out of the way! I hope you all have a pleasant Day/Night! :D