Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

10. Cody's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

If I'm going to be honest here, I'm becoming a little concerned. I always knew the girls were crazy about me, but that didn't mean I wanted to find out exactly how many Sierras there were in the world. If I had, I wouldn't have signed up for Total Drama at all.

At least most of you don't seem to be in love with me, but you seem to think everyone else is. I've already seen a fic where I was paired with Bridgette. She's nice and all, but I don't think she's really my type. And Izzy, too..do you know how scary that would be? And then there's the fics where I do get with Sierra. Are you nuts? Even if she wasn't crazy, I would never date her – she's not my type at all! Everyone who thinks we would ever get together is crazier than her – and just in case you get any ideas about how I feel, we are FRIENDS. That's all. Sierra knows how I feel and she's accepted it, so you need to do the same.

Apart from that, I guess I have no complaints. Oh, except for the guy-on-guy action. Noah already told me exactly how many people have been pairing us together. I honestly hope you were joking about that. I like Noah okay, but I am only interested in girls. And even if Noah was a girl, he's too much like me to interest me. I like girls who are a bit more alternative. Like Gwen.

And on that note, could you write more stories where me and Gwen are together?

In an undisclosed location in case my fangirls are reading this,

Cody