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Don't own OHSHC and never will.


Jungle Pool SOS


Kyoya followed the others up the hall towards where the twins were saying Naomi's room was. The two troublemakers bypassed their bedroom and opened another set of French double doors that were covered by a sapphire blue curtain on the other side.

The didn't bother knocking but just pushed the doors open to reveal a tech girls dream room. The curtain and all her furniture were a sapphire blue and she had a chain of five computer desks set up in the corner of her room in a half circle, screens facing away from the door. There were five computer monitors set up on top of the desk and at least another three laptops with the screens up. A flatscreen tv sat on a huge tv cabinet unit against the far wall across from her bed and the shelves around the tv were filled with tons of anime dvd's and the biggest Disney collection Kyoya had ever seen.

Against the wall opposite the tv sat a huge queen sized bed with what looked like Death Note quilt on it. There was a lump under the covers that wasn't moving.

The twins and Tamaki ran over to the bed and jumped onto it before bouncing up amd down like a group of idiots. Kyoya idly wandered over to her two huge bookshelves next to her side table that were filled with tons of English manga and books. There was a area with Japanese manga and books but it was small compared to her English collection.

A groan brought his attention back to the bed and he saw Naomi roll over and flash the twins and Tamaki a rude gesture before retreating her hand back under her blankets where her head had remained.

The twins exchanged evil looks and picked up a now shrieking Tamaki before dumping him on top of Naomi. Hunny had moved to stand right next to the head of her bed to watch the show.

The moment he landed Naomi shot into a sitting position, her eyes open and practically glowing with murderous intent. She was clearly not fully awake but the blue-black aura she was emitting told everyone that she was more than willing to shed blood anyway.

"Do you want to die? Cause I can arrange that." She spat.

Tamaki was still flopped on top of her, frozen in fear. Her eyes landed on his and with a snarl she snapped her blanket sharply to the side and sent Tamaki tumbling to the floor.

"Awah!?" Tamaki yelped as he crumpled to the ground in a undignified heap.

The twins exchanged looks and her eyes landed on them.

"I am actually sleeping peacefully and you had to wake me?! Man I hate you all!" She ranted.

At her words Hunny let out a wail. She spun and the look in her eyes as she looked on the crying blond melted into confusion.

"Don't cry Jason, everything's ok. You can cuddle with me for a bit." She soothed, scooping up a now very confused Hunny and pulling him under the blankets with her before burying her face into his hair.

"I had the most horrible dream that you had died..." She mumbled as she fell back asleep.

The room was filled with silence as the group looked at the duo in shock. Hunny was lying perfectly still looking wide eyed and a little teary. Naomi was lying next to him with a arm wrapped around him and her chin resting on the top of his head. She had the most gentle and peaceful expression on her face.

The group exchanged looks.

"You know, Hikaru and I still need to get dressed. We just pulled on a couple of shirts to come down and get you guys and we also need to pack our bathing suits. Naomi sleeps longer than this and gets ready to go in time so she doesn't need to be up yet." Kaoru offered.

"Um, I need to use the bathroom and um...I dunno but I gotta do something. I'll leave her alone." Tamaki stuttered, following the twins out.

Kyoya and Mori exchanged looks before looking down at Hunny.

"There's a couch over there. It shouldn't be much longer before her alarm goes off. Just don't leave, she might be a tad confused and irritated to find me here. I'd get out but her grip is pretty tight and I'd wake her if I tried to get out." Hunny whispered.

So Kyoya and Mori sat down and waited.


Naomi was rudely woken up by a loud alarm coming from her clock at her bedside table. She reached up with one hand and slammed the snooze button before retreating her arm and re-wrapping it around the person next to her.

...

Wait. Person?!

Naomi opened her eyes to see sunny blond hair that looked exactly like Jasons. That woke her up. She bolted into a sitting position and stared down in shock at Hunny.

"Oh. That would be why I thought for a second that it was Jason I was holding." She mumbled as she lay back down next to him.

Seconds later she bolted back into a sitting position to stare down at Hunny again.

"What are you doing in my BED?!" She asked, voice as cold as an arctic wind.

"You thought I was Jason!" He squeaked.

Naomi's eyes narrowed. "Yes I know. I believe I just said that. But my mistaking your identity does not explain why you were cuddling with me."

"Tama-chan, Kao-chan and Hika-chan were trying to wake you up and you got really mad and said you hated us and then I cried and you thought I was Jason and pulled me into the bed and cuddled me really tight and fell asleep and I couldn't move without waking you so I just decided to wait until your alarm went off." Hunny explained.

Naomi blinked and then nodded with a half smile before running her fingers through her black hair and combing it out of her face.

"Why were you mad at me?" Hunny asked curiously.

"Because no matter how cute and little kid like you act you are still a eighteen year old guy. Granted, finding you here in my bed is much better than finding any of the other hosts in it but still." Naomi said, stretching and climbing out of her bed before going over to her closet and pulling out some clothes.

When she turned back Mori, Kyoya and Hunny were all staring at her.

"What?!" She snapped as she grabbed her bag and put it next to the door.

"No one remembers that I'm eighteen. They all act like I'm a little kid cause I love cake and cute things. And if I act serious sometimes around guests they'll be scared to back cause I attract the shy customers that are scared of being flirted with. They like me cause I'm little. My brother can't stand me cause of the fact that I like cake and cute things." Hunny told her.

Naomi's eyes softened a fraction and she rested a hand on his shoulder.

"I understand what it is to be hated by family for being yourself. But if he doesn't have pressure on him to go against you from above, there's a good chance he'll come around. Just try to hold on."

With those words her face darkened again and she turned on the two boys sitting on her couch.

"If you would like to meet your maker early go ahead and stick around while I get dressed in the bathroom. Otherwise exit stage right with Hunny."

Kyoya raised a eyebrow at her and she had mimicked him, planting one hand on her curvy waist and cocking a hip slightly.

Kyoya exhaled a soft laugh and followed the other two out of the room, pausing for a second in the doorway to toss one parting comment before closing the door firmly behind him.

"You look cute in your pj's."


Naomi slung her bag over her shoulder with a long-suffering sigh. She had planned to just bring her old bathing suit from home for whatever they had planned for that afternoon but the twins had thrown it in the wood burning fireplace.

They told her that there would be lots of pretty bathing suits for her to choose from when they got to their destination, Hitachiin designs. She could care less but they were adamant.

She moved to leave her math class, the last class of the day, and head to her limo to go to their mystery location when a hand grasped her arm. She spun and found herself face to face with Kyoya.

"Oh, it's just you. What's up? Don't we have to be at the mystery place today?"

"Yes, your coming in my limo because Tamaki has charged your brothers with the kidnapping of Haruhi." Kyoya informed her.

"Poor Haruhi." She sighed as she walked out of the classroom and down the hall next to Kyoya.

He smirked and led her down to a limo, bowing and gesturing for her to go first. She mock curtsied and slipped inside, doing herself up and watching him sit down next to her.

"You couldn't move over to the side seats?" He griped.

"No. I can sit facing the direction we go but if I sit sideways I get carsick. Sorry." She apologized.

He rolled his eyes with a good natured smirk. "It's going to be a hour and a half car ride so get comfortable."

Naomi smiled and relaxed against the seats. Twenty minutes into the car ride her eyes began to slide shut. She jerked herself awake several times but by the third time round she allowed herself to lean against the side of the car and drift. Moments later she was gone to the world.

Which was kind of too bad. Since if she had been awake she would have seen that when the car took a turn and she fell gently against Kyoya with her head lying gently on his shoulder Kyoya's eyes widened and his mouth fell open slightly.

She could have seen Kyoya showing a emotion he never did, shock.


Naomi floated back into awareness in the nicest way possible. She felt like she was floating and a leather seat felt nice. She also had a comfortable pillow and a warm arm wrapped around her. She smiled sleepily. She must have fallen asleep on Hikaru again, he always ended up asleep and by default cuddling also ended up cuddling her.

Happy now that she had figured out what was going on she nestled further into Hikaru's side and gently wrapped her arms around his waist. He stiffened and made a startled noise.

"Stop wiggling Hikaru. Kaoru, make him stop moving around. I want to go back to sleep after you so rudely awoke me." She grumbled into his chest.

The arm around her tightened slightly before loosening and trying to pry her off.

"Seriously Hikaru. If you don't stop I AM going to kill you. Or perhaps tell Kyoya about that certain comment you made yesterday. I'm sure he would love to hear what you think about his sexual orientation." Naomi growled.

The arm stopped moving and she smirked. Them froze as she took a breath and realized that the cologne was definitally not her brothers.

"What he thinks of my sexual orientation? Do tell." Kyoya's smooth voice echoed from somewhere above her head.

Naomi squeaked and jerked her head up to stare into Kyoya's face. She pulled back and registered what she had said to him when she had thought he was Hikaru.

"Uh...you didn't hear that."

He raised a eyebrow. "Oh really. Perhaps I should ask Hikaru to tell me himself."

Naomi let out a snort. "Good luck with that."

They got out and Naomi trailed after Kyoya as he nodded to the security guard in the entrance. They went inside and he placed his bag down on a chair.

"I need to change out of my school uniform. Go ahead and get comfortable while we wait for everyone." He told her as he accepted a bag from one of the servants and headed into the male bathrooms.

She took his advice and settled down in the chair next to Kyoya's and waited for him to come out. Moments later he came out and sat down in his chair with a sigh.

"So what is this place?"

"It's a indoor tropical paradise. The Ootori group decided to branch out and for those who just need a break before stress overtakes them but either can't afford to leave the country or need to be in the area for personal reasons they can come here." Kyoya informed her, pushing up his glasses.

She raised a eyebrow. He wasn't telling her everything about why they came here.


After a bit everyone arrived and the chaos started. One moment she was lying peacefully and the next she was being pulled out of her chair and hugged from both sides by her brothers.

"We have the perfect group of bathing suits for you to choose from! Go look!" They chorused.

Naomi nodded and followed the twin maids from home that were dragging a unwilling Haruhi with them. Once they got in one maid took Haruhi to the room with all the bathing suit choices they chose and one took her to the other room.

In her room there was a collection on jewel toned bathing suits, mostly one piece. She looked through and heard Haruhi complaining about all the two piece bathing suits. Confused, she turned to the servant.

"Not that I'm complaining but why isn't there any two piece bathing suits in here?"

"Your brothers said that they didn't want you going around and looking drop dead gorgeous in front of a group of guys. They said that they had to protect their sisters innocence. There are actually a few two pieces set up for you to look over though, ones your aunt threw in. They're set up in the back."

Naomi reached and grabbed a sapphire blue one piece off the races with a black swirly design that went down one side. Then it came to her. The most wonderful mode of revenge.

She placed the one piece over her arm and went to the back, going through the two pieces in the back until she found the perfect bathing suit.

A bikini. The top was sapphire blue with black crisscrossing straps and a matching black swirly design like on the one piece she had chosen. The bottoms were black bikini bottoms with a black skirt sewn on the waist band.

She grinned evilly and grabbed that one to. She picked a pair of matching blue flip flops and picked up the bikini before handing the one piece to the servants.

"Please place this bathing suit in my things. I love it and one to take it home." She told the servant. She nodded and took the bathing suit while Naomi changed.

Once she was done she slipped on the flip flops and put her hair up into a bun with a few tendrils escaping and framing her face. She sported a positively demonic smile as she left the washroom to show her brothers her bathing suit choice.

"Like it?" She asked as she braced a hand on her hip and smiled at the twins. All eyes turned to her and the idiot trio, Tamaki and the twins, had a heart attack.

"What is that?!" The twins hollared.

Naomi smirked and twirled. "You no like?"

"THOSE AREN'T THE ONE PIECES WE SET FOR YOU TO LOOK AT!"

"Nope, it's one of the two pieces that your mom sent. This one matches the one piece that I really like. I picked two suits, one for family swimming and this one for hosting." Naomi explained as she headed for her seat and settled into it cheerfully.

"But you-you look..." Hikaru flailed his arms about in a panic.

"Oh relax you two. I may be your sister but don't forget that I came from America. We have nude beaches where I come from, a bathing suit like this is nothing." Naomi snorted, accepting the coconut milk from a servant and taking a sip.

She watched as the twins sputtered and squawked before taking off. Naomi smirked and leaned back in her chair. She glanced over at Kyoya to see him giving her a "really" look.

"Revenge is so much fun." She said with a grin.


Naomi watched lazily as Renge somehow appeared in the middle of the park on her motorized platform. She declared some sort of nonsense that she ignored and then returned to wherever she had come from.

"Hey Toño, how come Renge can where a bikini and Haruhi can't?" The twins chorused.

"Renge is cosplaying, besides, how come Haruhi can where a bikini and Naomi can't? They suit Naomi's black rose persona better than Haruhi's innocent personality." Tamaki countered.

The twins were reduced to waving around arms and making funny noises at Tamaki's words.

"Hey Naomi-chan! Mori wants to get out for a little bit, do you wanna swim with me?" Hunny called from the pool.

Naomi smiled and put down her drink. "Sure!" She called as she slipped out of her flip-flops and jumped in.

A few quick strokes and she was swimming at Hunny's side. He giggled and grabbed her hand, spinning them around in the water. As they swam she noticed the twins and Tamaki having a water fight.

"Tamaki is going to fall if he's not careful." She commented.

And true to her prediction Tamaki slipped and fell into a totem pole.

"That hurt." Naomi winced.

Then the pool began to rumble and shake.

"What the..." Hunny's voice faded off as they looked up and let out matching screams.

It was a wall of water. Naomi reacted in a instant spinning Hunny to face her, ripping the floaty off and throwing it away and wrapping her arms around his waist.

"HOLD ON!" She shouted as the wall hit them and sent them flying into the jungle.


So what did you think? Reviews are welcome! Flames shall be laughed at, posted for others to laugh at, and ignored as I continue the story.