THIS IS! BULLWORTHS TO FAVOURITE MENTAL CASES! Hope ya enjoy! CHAP! 9!
Author: AllWolfXFox
Bullworths Two Favourite Mental Cases
"Hello"
Femme-Boy - Thinking
Pound Him - Inner self
'Becarful' - Better Inner self
Chapter 9 Trick, Prank, SHIT! Part 1
Normal POV
It was Halloween! The time when the jocks, the greasers, the preps, and even the Nerds go around doing all kinds of pranks on the school ground and even in town! Tonight was a special night to see if Petey could pull of a prank!
Gary was in the dorm room putting some finishing touches on his German outfit, and testing his voice. "Wavt ta go treating yha?" Gary said in a fake German accent while looking at himself in the mirror.
"You know, even though you're not actually German you make a very good impersonation of one." A voice said from behind him.
Gary turned to see Petey dressed in black trousers and a black T-shirt with a black cowboy hat. He also had black paint covering his whole face and neck. He had a black belt made of metal spikes and leather, and there was a few bits and pieces attached to it. Gary would rather had him in the pink bunny suit, and grumbled to himself how much of a rip off Gary got for the suit since Petey only wore it once.
"Why ain't you wearing the bunny costume?" Gary asked. Pete snorted and crossed his arms.
"I ain't fucking wearing that shit! You made me wear it last year and if you try to this year, I will send you to the emergency room permanently!" Petey glared with his crooked smiled.
"Well, well, well Femme-boy! Looks like you're ready to go and meet the big boys now eh?" Gary said. Petey gave a nod and tillted his head slightly to the side.
"Haven't I already done that?" Gary of course had not forgotten the fight between Petey and Biff.
"Oh my little Petey! You're all grown up!" Gary let out a fake cry.
"Shut it Gary! Piss me off and you might get the same treatment as I am about to give those losers tonight!" Pete threatened.
"Woah! Woah! Woah! Easy there friend! It was just a joke."
Pete however, knew full well that Gary can't talk civil for too long, so they sort of have to talk to each other like nothing had changed. Gary talk's nice to Petey one minute and then act's like an ass the next. Gary finding out about Petey's past made Gary back off a little on his sarcastic jokes while Petey knew full well what he was doing, and their so-called friendship was just taking some time to get use to. Gary sort of felt sorry for Petey and wished to do something about it, but could never approach the subject without hurting him. Gary just didn't know how he felt around the boy.
"Yeah, sure! Heard that one before. Anyhow, have you see Jimmy or Zoe? They need to hurry, so we can go and do some pranks." Pete said.
"Oh so you want Jimmy-boy and the Zombie with us eh? I thought we could spend quality time together." Gary said placing his hand over his heart.
"You wish! I need them for the prank." Pete said smirking.
"Oh really? I thought I was the one with the brains." Gary frowned.
"Maybe, but you never gave me the chance, and your ideas generally get others into physical pain! Oh Well, I do enjoy that at times too, but eh I ain't up to it. Plus, I haven't been around them lately so yeah."
"Well, if I'm not needed then why do I need to come?" Gary crossed his arms as Pete walked over to him and swung his arm over Gary's shoulder. Gary felt uncomfortable with the contact.
"Because Gary, you knew you want to come." Petey whispered in Gary's ear as with his warm breath. This sent shivers down Gary's spine.
Mmmmm yeah now on the neck mmm.
Gary shook the thought out of his head. Petey took his arm off, and walked to the front door. Gary could swear he was moving his hips side to side on purpose for show. Pete casually turned his head just enough to look over his shoulder.
"And besides...What else are you going to do other than thinking long non-realistic ideas that you need others to help you with? I think it will be much more fun to watch other peoples torment." Petey finished and walked out the door. OH How Gary loved this new Petey!
-Outside the building-
Outside was Jimmy and Zoe having a...make out session. Jimmy was in his Red ninja outfit. While Zoe had a bunch of ripped cloths and make up to look like a zombie.
Gary let out a cough which caused Jimmy and Zoe to stop what they were doing to see Gary snickering while Petey rolled his eyes.
"It was nice to see that some people can make out with others, while we watched." Petey commented with a dull note.
"Ummm sorry" Jimmy said as he looked at Gary and glared. "Why is he here?"
"Oh Jimmy-boy!" Gary pleaded. "This pains me to think that you don't care about me."
"Knock it off you two." Petey said getting the boys attention. "Anyway, I need Gary to come along for the prank for the greasers. Also, and unattended Gary is a dangerous Gary."
"I can handle myself thank you femme-boy." Gary sneered.
"Sure you can." Petey rolled his eyes not believing a word Gary said.
"Wow Petey you've changed. You're more..." Zoe trailed off.
"More bolder?"
"Yes! Especially with Gary."
"What does that mean?!" Gary glared at her.
"Easy Gary. She sees you as the one who can't grasp sarcasm, and you use it every day!" Pete yelled at Gary. Gary turned and mumbled something about 'bloody-Femme-boy-smart-mouth.' Jimmy decided to interrupt the two love-birds.
"What prank?"
"Oh come on Jimmy! I have the perfect one!" Petey took one of the items from his belt and ripped the packet open. Gary, Jimmy, and Zoe wished he hadn't done that. The smell was absolute revolting. It smelled worse than dog shit mixed with rotten garbage and seaweed.
"OH PETE! WHAT WAS THAT!?" Jimmy yelled coving his nose. Petey didn't seem to mind and that just freaked everyone out. In fact it just made Petey smile.
"Lady and gents! I give you... The Ultimate Boom!" Pete said heroically. A darfted pause went by.
"The what?" Zoe said behind her nose.
"I'm just curious how you managed to get this together without puking." Jimmy said.
"This. Is the prank we're goner pull on the Greasers." Pete smiled.
"Why the Greaser's?" Gary asked.
"Because I still remember Johnny trying to hit me with the bat, and I think scaring him wasn't enough." Petey said as if was the most obvious thing in the world.
"But what did you put in it?" Zoe asked.
"Well, since the Greaser's love to keep up their looks with gel and shit I put the worse possible smells I could think of. Dog shit, old food, seaweed, and for an extra measure I cut up the PE teacher's socks! I also put permanent dye colours, regular paint, spray paint, and vinegar with baking powder for the final touch." Petey grinned proud of what he done. They all stared at him like he was insane.
"You. Put. All. Of. That. In. THERE!" Jimmy yelled at him. Everyone knew about the PE teachers socks. It said that he had never washed them in years. "How did you even get his socks?" Jimmy asked.
"I have my ways." Petey smirked.
"Femme-boy... I'm SO PROUD OF YOU!" Gary yelled at the top of his voice. Petey just looked at him.
"Yes Gary, your praise had been noted." Petey said dull noted.
"Okay, we've got the fire power, but how are we actually going to do this?" Jimmy said. Petey closed up the packet and pulled out a small map.
"I thought of that too. They always, on Halloween, go to town to have riots and do their own thing, but they leave their base unattended. So once they leave, we sneak in and place the trap with the TUB."
"TUB?" Zoe asked.
"Short for The Ultimate Boom. Anyway, the cameras are already inside. I've already hooked the cameras to my laptop to record, so when the show starts, if we miss it. It would have all ready been rerecorded." Petey said. "Here are the places around the house were we should put the traps." He pointed to the map.
"Ummm, How did you find out about the inside layer of the Greasers Base and managed to put cameras in there?" Zoe asked.
"I have an... Old cell friend who knew about lock picking." Petey said. Jimmy and Gary knew instantly that the guy must have been from Happy Volts; however, Zoe was confused.
"Petey can I..." Jimmy indicated to Zoe.
"Yeah, as long she doesn't tell anyone else, but do it after." Jimmy nodded.
"Wait. After this is all over, won't the Greasers find the cameras and trace it back to your laptop?" Gary asked.
"Not really. After the fiasco, the greasers would be too busy going around making demands on who actually did it, or cleaning up the mess. By then I'll sneak in and collect the cameras. Even if they managed to find out who it was, they still need to actually go up against me...and that was definitely not a good idea, and you guys would be in the clear."
"Well. I think this was a full proof plan. Let's do it!" Zoe yelled.
-Near Greasers Base-
Gary's POV
Well the-all-started-Greaser's-boom was a go! I even had to admit it was a brilliant idea. We made our way to their base to find that it was deserted.
"Okay guys, Zoe stay by the door and call if you see them coming. Jimmy, Gary, and I will go around the rooms and place traps. If they come early make a run for it out the back. Got it?" Petey said and Zoe nodded her head.
We made it through the doors while Zoe stayed behind at the front door. Petey handed some booms to Jimmy and made his way to the bottom floor while Pete and I went up the stairs.
OHHHH THIS SO EXCITING!
'Yes!'
Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate.
I took some booms and went into the bathroom. I opened the cabinet that was above the sink, and placed a package inside. I made sure it didn't push the cabinet door open and just enough to fall over the edge. Femme-boy came in and placed a camera over the edge of the door in the corner.
"I've done my lot." I said. Femme-boy just nodded. We're about to go down stairs when Zoe yelled.
"THEIR COMING!" I didn't know whether to feel excited or negative. I looked over the banister to see Jimmy-boy was on the bottom floor.
"Quick! Hide! Zoe and I will wait out for you!" I just nodded.
"Come on we got to hide." Petey stated. He led us to a room which looked to be like some kind of bedroom...well supposedly. Then I heard heavy footsteps coming up the stairs.
"Alright lads another Halloween in the pocket." A greaser said. I couldn't tell who though.
"Quick! In the closet!" Femme-boy said.
The closet was big enough for at least one, but it made a tight fit for the both of us. It had three landscape lines to peep through on both doors. I had my back against the left side corner, while Femme-boy was leaning his back on my chest. I had to support the both of us with one hand on the opposite corner, while I had the other on the door knob. It was harder when Femme-boy closed the door. He had his hands on the inside of the door to stop it from opening, but his ass was rubbing up against me, and it wasn't the my belt he was rubbing against.
"Move Femme-boy! You're crushing me!" I whispered.
"Sorry, but in case you haven't notice I. can't. Move." He whispered back annoyed. I was about to retort when two Greasers came in. They were Lola and Johnny. I held my breath, and so did Femme-boy.
To be continued...
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Ooooo Gary geting it on. FIND OUT WHA HAPPENS! CHAP 10!
